00:00All right, America. Today I'm a firefighter. Day one, and I already promoted myself to chief.
00:06Sir, that's a Halloween costume with a sticker on it.
00:09It's a beautiful jacket, John. Very fire-resistant, probably.
00:13Sir, we checked the door for heat. We established a water supply.
00:16Boring! Where's the axe, Marco? I want a chop!
00:20The axe is a last resort, sir. You try the doorknob first.
00:24I gave it a warning. It didn't listen.
00:27Sir, that was the vending machine.
00:30And it stole my dollar in 2019. Justice is served.
00:33Can we please just do the hose drill?
00:36Now you're talking. Marco, grab the nozzle. I'll take the valve.
00:40Wait, sir. Open it slowly. The pressure on these things is...
00:43Full blast. That's how you fight a fire.
00:47I'm in the parking lot. I'm inside a Buick.
00:50You just hosed the Secretary of State into a Buick.
00:53And that Buick is no longer on fire. You're welcome, Buick.
00:56The Buick was never on fire, sir.
00:58Not on my watch, it wasn't.
01:01Sir, the building is still on fire.
01:03Then it's a very stubborn building, Marco.
01:06Some of them you gotta let learn.
