A: Man, I’ve been thinking lately... I really want to live forever. I’m gonna become a total health nut.
B: Living long, huh? That’s nice. So, what’s your revolutionary wellness routine?
A: I’m gonna drink three gallons of kale juice every morning and meditate under a freezing cold waterfall at 4 AM.
B: You’ll quit by day two. If you want to live longer, why don't you study someone who actually did it?
A: Oh, yeah? Like who? Is there some super-centenarian out there?
B: Absolutely! The oldest verified person in human history: a French woman named Jeanne Calment.
A: Jeanne Calment! Sounds like a superhero name. How old was she?
