00:00Derek, you know what today is?
00:01Yep, Sunday.
00:02No.
00:02Yes, it is fucking Sunday.
00:03Look at the fucking couch.
00:04I know it's Sunday.
00:04No, you didn't.
00:05You just said no.
00:06Besides Sunday.
00:07Besides Sunday?
00:08Besides Sunday.
00:09Monday.
00:09No.
00:09Yeah, Monday's besides Sunday.
00:11It's right beside it.
00:11Sunday, Monday.
00:13You're fucking dumb, I swear.
00:14It's Father's Day.
00:15Huh?
00:15Today is Father's Day.
00:16So you already knew what day was?
00:18Yes.
00:18So what the fuck did you ask me for?
