00:00Hey, I know this is sudden, but I finally decided on my dream.
00:03I'm gonna be the richest man in the world, Elon Musk.
00:06You're gonna be him?
00:08Not just aim to be like him, but actually be him?
00:11The scale of that is way too huge.
00:13Well, you gotta admit, the guy is amazing, right?
00:16He popularized electric cars with Tesla,
00:18went to space with SpaceX,
00:20Bought X, formerly Twitter.
00:21So, starting tomorrow, I'm gonna start living an Elon Musk-esque life.
00:25An Elon Musk-esque life?
00:27Are you just focusing on the superficial stuff?
00:29Yep, first thing when I wake up, I'll rename my room's door to X.
00:33Don't peel off the Bluebird logo, a door is just a door.
00:37Then, instead of breakfast, I'll launch a rocket.
00:39The sudden jump in scale is crazy, don't launch a rocket for breakfast.
00:43No, it's for the Mars colonization project.
00:46You see, my future dream is to open a Korean barbecue restaurant on Mars.
00:50A Korean barbecue restaurant on Mars?
00:52That's too far.
00:54How are you going to handle the shipping costs?
00:56It'll be fine.
00:57I'll transport the Rivesby rocket.
00:59The heat of re-entry will grill them to absolute perfection.
01:02What kind of cooking method is that?
01:04They'll turn into charcoal upon atmospheric re-entry.
01:07But you know how Elon buys things on a whim, right?
01:09I tried copying that the other day.
01:11Oh, what did you buy?
01:12Well, I tried to buy out the entire local candy store.
01:15I told the old lady running it,
01:16I'll take everything from here to here.
01:19That's just an adult buying in bulk.
01:21That's not an acquisition.
01:22That's a shopping spree.
01:23And then, right after the acquisition, I made a declaration.
01:27Starting today, the name of this store is Candy Store X.
01:30I said,
01:31See, you just think everything will be fine if you add an X.
01:34That's so lame.
01:36Furthermore, for the sake of operational efficiency,
01:38I laid off the shop's mascot cat.
01:40Don't fire the cat.
01:42That's their best way to attract customers.
01:44Plus, it doesn't cost them any labor.
01:46Oh man, tracing the thoughts of a genius is really tough.
01:50Maybe I need to implant a chip in my brain?
01:51Don't try to copy Neuralink, too.
01:54But seriously,
01:54What do you think is the most amazing thing about Elon Musk?
01:57Hmm, I guess it's his ability to achieve dreams that everyone else thinks are impossible
02:01through overwhelming action.
02:04Exactly.
02:05So I've decided to pursue a dream that everyone thinks is impossible,
02:08with all my might.
02:09Oh, that sounds good.
02:11For example, what kind of dream?
02:13To dodge next month's rent,
02:14with a smile.
02:15You're just an annoying tenant who doesn't pay rent.
02:18Your actions are going incompletely the wrong direction.
02:20Please, invest in my Mars rocket.
02:23Who would invest in that?
02:24Pay your rent before you talk like that.
02:27That's enough from you.
02:28Thank you very much.
02:29Thank you very much.
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