00:00music
00:07Sekreto ng pangaporta
00:10Sekreto ng pangaporta
00:14Ano ba yon?
00:15Action ng pangaporta
00:17Papasok kang lang ba?
00:21Lalabas ka porta!
00:23Porta!
00:25Porta!
00:27Aray! Ang taas nun!
00:29Ay! Ang sakit!
00:30Anong nangyari sa'yo?
00:32Pagla ko nahilo ah!
00:34Tumabi nga kayo wala naman kayong ginagawa
00:36Hindi naman kayo nagigit dito
00:38Anong oras ka na naman kasi natulog
00:40Kaka-Chinese drama mo yan
00:41Inood ka nanood ng mga teleserya ng Chinese
00:43Eh hindi ka naman Chinese, French ka!
00:45Hindi naman yon!
00:47Alam mo kasi ang dami kong iniisip ng problema natin
00:49Inuotin mo naman itong ulo ko, itong ulo
00:51Ay baka magmatcha sa kamay ko
00:54Balayang itim!
00:55O ano ba?
00:57Siyempre yung panting ulan lang
00:59Binabahan na tayo
01:00Tapos yung membership natin
01:02Kakuntingin po makasok sa ating kliyente
01:04Yan may mga problema ko
01:05Paano natin mamimaintain kong kliyente?
01:06Dabi mo ulit lamang isara mo na to
01:08Ganyan-ganyan ka talaga
01:11Kaya kailangan tulituloy tayo rito
01:15Kailangan mag-gumawa tayo ng bagong strategy
01:19Tapos
01:20Ano ba marketing?
01:22Promo
01:23Kailangan natin mga bagong promo
01:25Tapos
01:26Teka lang, sa ulit diba?
01:28Sato ko siya
01:29Huli
01:35Diyun-diyun
01:36Anong binagawa mo rito?
01:38Anong ginagawa mo rito?
01:39Kailangan pa kita inaanap
01:40Kala ko ikaw yung nagbamasahe
01:41Ano ginagawa mo dyan?
01:43May bola
01:44Ano mo ginagawa?
01:45Pickleball
01:47Ano ka ba?
01:48Our clients need to be a coach because I'm a coach for a basketball tool.
01:53Papa J, sorry, we're not going to be able to do it.
01:55It's going to hurt your head.
01:56It's going to hurt your head.
01:57It's going to hurt your head.
01:59It's going to hurt your head.
02:01Wait, what are you going to do?
02:03Let's go to your hands.
02:05What are you going to do?
02:07Basketball.
02:09Basketball? I know, that's it.
02:11That's it.
02:12That's it.
02:13Wait, you're going to hurt your head.
02:15Oh, dabah mo po ka dyan.
02:17Tumilaks ka.
02:18Bakit sinosolo mo lang?
02:19Magdress ka!
02:20Masa ka lang hula mo magdress ka.
02:22Ikaw sinosolo.
02:23Ete ka, napakadamot mo.
02:25Magpahinga ka lang!
02:26Magpahinga!
02:31Wait, wait, wait!
02:32I tingil!
02:33I tingil yung music.
02:34I tingil yung music.
02:34Una sa lahat,
02:35Iksena ka dyan.
02:37At pangalawa, tumuyo ka dyan.
02:38Hindi ko alam yung Relic.
02:41Relic.
02:42Relic.
02:42Ah, ah, relic.
02:43I don't know.
02:45The lyrics.
02:47We're going to have a prompter here.
02:51You can tell the lyrics, DJ!
02:53Play the music!
02:55Huh?
02:56It's not that bad!
02:57It's not that bad!
03:00I know, I know how to sing.
03:02I don't know how to sing.
03:05It's not that bad for you.
03:06It's not that bad for you.
03:10Cheese Meets!
03:11Okay, quiet muna tayo, pare.
03:12Mamayana, basket full, yung anchor breaker,
03:15yung lopus. Siyempre, sasandal akong ganyan
03:17para itira akong ganyan.
03:19O bakit? Quiet muna tayo.
03:20Makinig muna kayo.
03:22Ito na, pare. May nalaman akong secret.
03:24Ito na!
03:27Ang chismis!
03:29Tulak mo din ako!
03:31Ay!
03:32Ito, ang chismis din ang ganda ng director.
03:35Naunahin kunan yung eksena nito.
03:37Nako, parang gumanti yung director.
03:39Junjun! Ano ba nangyari?
03:41Eh, kasi nga daw.
03:43COD daw ang pag-inati nitong pretty actress
03:46as in cause of delay!
03:49Parang ganito rawaw na nangyari.
03:52Lights!
03:53Camera!
03:54Action!
03:57Pretty actress?
03:59Pwede pong pa-makeup na po kayo?
04:02Pasensya na po kasi nasa tabing daan po tayo,
04:05tabing ilog kasi itong ating location.
04:07Wait!
04:09Wait!
04:09Ilalagay ko ang kamay ko sa mukha mo.
04:12Wait!
04:13Dito?
04:14As in, dito nyo ako haayusan?
04:17But it's so dirty!
04:19Yeah!
04:20They smell that!
04:21It's so smelly!
04:23Wait!
04:24I don't like!
04:26I don't like!
04:27Wait!
04:28Wait!
04:29Wait!
04:29Eh kasi po, meron po tayo dito mga kalabaw, kabayo, baka.
04:35Kaya alam nyo na, ala, sorry po, sorry po.
04:39No!
04:41No!
04:43I cannot!
04:44Hahanap ako ng ibang lagaro kaya mag-check-in na lang ako.
04:47I don't like here kasi hindi ko tayo nga amoy.
04:49Bye!
04:51Talaga ba?
04:52Hello!
04:53Hello! Hello!
04:54Production staff!
04:56Nasaan na si Pretty actress?
04:58Nandito na yung mga eksena niya, ka-eksena niya!
05:01Kanina pa kami waiting!
05:03Ano ba?
05:04Ay!
05:05Naku Direk!
05:06Alam ko po, nagwe waiting po kayo.
05:08Sorry na po, aayusan pa lang po kasi.
05:11Alam nyo po, ayaw nyo po doon si standby area natin.
05:15Ay!
05:16Naku!
05:20Ipon ba yung director?
05:21Delayed na tayo!
05:22Baklasin na yan!
05:23Unahin na natin yung ibang eksena!
05:27Wait!
05:29Direk!
05:30Yoo-hoo!
05:32I'm here!
05:33Direk!
05:33Look at me!
05:34No!
05:37Direk!
05:38Unan mo na ako, Direk!
05:39Mamaya ka na!
05:41Maghintay ka!
05:42Pero Direk!
05:43Nag-retouch na ako, Direk!
05:44Pwede na ako, Direk!
05:45And God!
05:47Ayun na nga ang sekreto ni Pretty actress.
05:49Dahil daw sa...
05:50Ayun ako, pag-iinart ito, natagal lang tuloy sila sa paghanap ng lugar.
05:53Kung siyang siya aayusan,
05:56Diyon-diyon sino ba to?
05:57Eto na!
05:58Sa pangalan niya,
06:01May letra ang M as in more more way.
06:04Dahil imbes na maaga siyang natapos eh,
06:07ang tagal nang inantay niya bago siya kuna ng kanyang eksena.
06:11Ay!
06:12Letter M!
06:13Sinong hula nyo?
06:14Sinong hula nyo?
06:15Sinong hula nyo?
06:15Letter M?
06:17Letter M siguro.
06:18Letter A?
06:21Ang alay, may nagbubulungan kami dito.
06:23Ano yun?
06:25Chris Bermal!
06:27Ay M. Sorry, sorry.
06:29Ayun palayon.
06:30Ano pa ba?
06:31Sino nga?
06:31Si Chris Bermal?
06:33Sino yan!
06:35Kino pa?
06:35May M. Letter M.
06:37Kuya Kim sinong M.
06:38Kilala mo Kuya Kim?
06:41Kuya Kim.
06:42Kim.
06:44Kim.
06:45Kuya Kim.
06:46Sinong mga tikrapa sinong hula nyo.
06:48Okay.
06:49Guys, guys.
06:49Diba ba kayong mag-basketball?
06:51Doon tayo sa kabilang court.
06:52Mas maganda din kesa.
06:53Ay!
06:53Teka lang!
06:53Tutul!
06:56Bakit mo sila isasama sa pag-alis?
06:59Dito lang sila.
07:00Marunong.
07:00Ay, teka lang ano!
07:02OY!
07:02OY!
07:03OY!
07:06OY!
07:06OY!
07:07OY!
07:07OY!
07:16OY!
07:17OY!
07:19OY!
07:47OY!
