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00:00Okay, ang dami na natin na pag-usapan. Ngayon naman, oras na para kayong tatlo'y magpatalinuhan.
00:05Okay, number one, pressure buzzer.
00:09Two, pressure buzzer.
00:11Three.
00:13Kaway sa kanan, unang tanong!
00:15Sino ang boss ni Na, Dasher, Vixen, Comet at Rudolph?
00:22One.
00:23I believe nakikilala natin itong lahat tuwing Pasko.
00:27I believe siya ay sikat na nagbibigay ng mga regalo.
00:31And I believe dahil pag bare months na tomorrow, makikita na natin siya sa lahat ng SM.
00:38And my answer is Santa Claus and I. Thank you.
00:42Santa or Santa Claus is Tumpa Galar!
00:46Takot ako.
00:47Two and three na lang ito. Kaway sa kanan.
00:49Yes! Kaway sa kanan.
00:50Ang tanong!
00:53Ang acute objus at rye.
00:58Ay, ang bini.
00:59Di ba? Ang sakit? Di ba?
01:01Sinira.
01:02Yes, number two.
01:03I believe ito po ay shape.
01:05I believe it is connected to math.
01:08And I believe acute and objus ito.
01:11This is triangle.
01:15And I, thank you po.
01:18Liguak ka na!
01:19Ay!
01:21Let's complete the question.
01:23Ang acute objus at rye ay mga uri ng triangle.
01:27Ano sa Tagalog ang triangle?
01:30Uy, umakasasya na yun ngayon.
01:31Yes, number three.
01:32Karot lang, hindi nyo ng tanong.
01:35Objus, rye, acut, ay mga uri ng nung hugi.
01:37Sa sagot mo ay...
01:38Triangle.
01:39Correct!
01:40Tumpak ka na!
01:43Candidate number three, parinig na ng talaklang lot lot.
01:46Parang ha, parang kababalik ako.
01:49Magsasanggi na lang ako.
01:50See you all!
01:51And I, thank you!
01:56Maraming salamat, candidate number three, Maria Atiza Cordobes.
01:59Makakatanggap ka pa rin ng 5,000 peso.
02:02Heto na ang king and queens.
02:03Nakuhus ka kung kaninong talakang mas kahanga-hanga.
02:06Starting off with Bini Bini Corbencio,
02:08Miss Royalty, Karel!
02:14Kapamilya actor host, Mr. Emilio Daez!
02:21At ang ating binibining on point, Miss Nicole Cordobes!
02:25Ah?
02:26May palikod, may palasa sa likod.
02:30Si Emilio maliliit lang gumalaw, no?
02:32Oo.
02:32Yung ganyan lang siya.
02:35Pakita mo ang tunay na ikaw, Emilio.
02:37Hindi ka ganyan sa loob.
02:38Ayan!
02:39Ayan!
02:40Emilio Daez!
02:41Oo!
02:45That's by duo, pare.
02:46O yun?
02:47Bumagsak ng konti yung off-shoulder ni Kini Nicole.
02:51O, yung pasabrina niya.
02:52Bumagsak ng kaunting ganito.
02:56Ganon!
02:57Nagpipickleball ka ba, Emilio?
02:59Opo, Mamie.
03:00Ay, ang lakas magpickleball.
03:02Pickleball?
03:03Pickleball ni, ano, ni Nicole.
03:05Oo, mga six hours ako naglalaro.
03:07Tuloy-tuloy.
03:07Okay, laro tayo.
03:08Ayawin mo naman.
03:09Ay, ayaw ko na maglaro.
03:11Oh, wow?
03:12Nag-jackie-jackie.
03:14Ayaw ko na laro-laro.
03:15Gusto ko seryoso.
03:20Seryosong laro.
03:21Oo.
03:21Seryosong laro.
03:22Pwede.
03:23In-game, in-game.
03:24In-game.
03:25Let's see kung saan ma darat, kung saan ma pupunta ang sikang ito.
03:28But for now, ready to fight ang mga aklang witty and bright.
03:30It's up.
03:31Wait lang!
03:37Simulan na natin yan kay candidate number one, Bebe.
03:41Bebe.
03:42Bebe.
03:45Bebe.
03:45Anong idadagdag mo doon sa Bebe?
03:47Kasi parang biten.
03:48Bebe.
03:48Parang anong gusto mo ba?
03:49Actually, yung Bebe po, Be kasi yung tawag ng mga estudyante ko sa akin.
03:54Kasi ayaw ko po matawag na, Nay, ganun.
03:57So, masyadong casual po yung Be.
03:59So, sabi ko, gawin ko na nga lang siyang pangalan as Bebe.
04:02Kaya, Sir Bebe, ganun na lang po.
04:05Para mas okay naman, hindi casual.
04:07At saka, no, no, no, condition sila.
04:09Tatlo sila, diba?
04:10Yes.
04:11Kaya, noong nakita, may tatlong Bebe.
04:13May tatlong Bebe silang nakita?
04:15Anong Bebe akong nakita?
04:17Mataba, mapayat, mga Bebe.
04:21Ang ganda.
04:21Ngunit yung isa ay hindi pumasa.
04:26Siya ang Bebe.
04:27Siya ang lonely na, Bebe.
04:29Okay, Bebe, pasasayahin ka pag pumasok na ito.
04:32Ay, my favorite son, Ryan, pasok!
04:35Ito na aking anak na may kapangailang.
04:38Kailangan ng pagkalingat, pangunawa.
04:41Joke!
04:42Anong tawak sa baso na nakakadiri, pero gusto mo pa rin?
04:48Ano?
04:49Hindi namin.
04:49Naka-ano?
04:50Sungol nga lingit.
04:52Basong naka?
04:53Pumula kasi kaya, Chubby.
04:55Okay, go.
04:55Anong tawak sa baso na nakakadiri, pero gusto mo pa rin?
05:06Anong tawak sa baso na nakakadiri, pero gusto mo pa rin?
05:10Ano?
05:11Y-O-C-O-P!
05:15O, Y-O-C-O-P!
05:16Saka hindi lang base, tasa yun eh, yung kap.
05:19Akala ko basura.
05:21Anong tasa na nakakadiri, pero gusto mo pa rin?
05:25Y-O-C-O-P!
05:28Sana tasa ka na lang.
05:30Bakit?
05:31Para may kayakap ka.
05:35Mami, true to life!
05:39Okay, Bebe!
05:41Dito ka, Bebe!
05:43Question.
05:46Ano ang mas bad trip?
05:48Yung tubuan ka ng kalyo?
05:51O yung jowa mo doesn't kalyo?
05:53Oo.
05:55Ano ang mas bad trip?
05:57Dapat gano'n basa, kunyo-kunyohan tayo dapat.
05:59Ano ang mas bad trip?
06:01Yung tubuan ka ng kalyo?
06:03O yung jowa mo doesn't kalyo?
06:05Answer.
06:06I believe, ladies and gentlemen,
06:09mas nakakabadrip po
06:10yung jowa ko doesn't call me.
06:13Bakit?
06:14Dahil ako po bilang isang individual,
06:16gustong-gusto ko po talaga
06:17laging kausap ang aking jowa.
06:19Aminin nyo,
06:20merong mga oras talagang
06:21hindi tayo mapakale
06:23dahil hindi tayo tinatawagan
06:24o hindi tayo tinetext ng ating mga jowa.
06:27At, tandaan natin,
06:29pag nagkataon na dumating yung panahon na yun,
06:32matik-overthink tayo malala.
06:34Kaya mas nakakabadrip na hindi tayo tawagan ng ating jowa.
06:38Kasi tayo bilang isang individual,
06:40tandaan natin,
06:42we all wanted a care.
06:44Not just a self-care,
06:45but a care from other people.
06:47And I thank you.
06:52Napaka-care ka naman dyan.
06:54Thank you, candidate number one.
06:55Ikaw, saka mabababatrip dun.
06:58Tubuhan ka ng kalyo
06:59o yung jowa doesn't call you.
07:02Ano yung kalyo?
07:04Kalus, kalus.
07:06Kalus.
07:07Kalus.
07:08I feel like
07:09mas sa kalyo ako mabababatrip.
07:11Kasi okay naman saan.
07:12Ano ba itunan yung kalyo?
07:13Dito, sa paa.
07:14Hindi rin sa kamay.
07:15Ang dami yan, kahit saan.
07:16Sa paa.
07:17Yeah, kasi okay lang naman yun.
07:19Siyempre, nag-gym,
07:20nag-we-wait.
07:21So like,
07:21inevitable talaga na magkaka-blisters ka.
07:24Inevitable.
07:25Magkaka-blisters ka.
07:27Pero siyempre,
07:27okay lang naman sa akin,
07:30ah hindi,
07:31parang mas sa ano,
07:32sa jowa doesn't call you pala.
07:34Yeah,
07:35doon na lang sa panangalawas.
07:36Mas matrip ka if your jowa doesn't call you.
07:38Yeah, kasi
07:40parang gusto mong ma-reciprocate din naman
07:42yung pagmamahal na binibigay mo,
07:43tawag ka ng tawag.
07:44Siyempre,
07:44kailangan ikaw din,
07:45kinakamusta ka,
07:47ina-update ka,
07:48ganun.
07:48Ikaw,
07:49ano?
07:49Ako,
07:50mas nakaka-badrip syempre,
07:51yung di katawagan ng jowa mo.
07:53Kasi yung
07:53kalio is a sign of kasipagan.
07:56Pag may kalio ka,
07:57masipag ka.
07:58Wow!
07:59Alam mo kung sino,
08:00sino hindi masipag?
08:01Sino?
08:01Yung jowa mo kasi
08:02matawagan ka.
08:03Oh!
08:05That's so weety!
08:07Yung jowa doesn't call you.
08:09Makakunawin!
08:09Di ba?
08:10Sabi ko sa'yo.
08:12Galing!
08:13Ano score ko, judges?
08:14Galing!
08:15Wait lang!
08:15May orange pa pang gown dyan,
08:17isasali ko to.
08:19Ilalaban ko tong naka-naka ko.
08:21May extra pa kayong orange dyan na gown.
08:23Ang galing!
08:24Hindi ko naisip yun ha.
08:26Yung kalio,
08:27kaya may kalio,
08:28kasi masipag.
08:30Yung jowa mo,
08:31tamad.
08:32Kaya nga,
08:32hindi tumatawag.
08:34Ang galing!
08:35Witi.
08:36Alam mo yung nag-ano siya?
08:38It seemed like
08:39those two concepts
08:41were like fabrics
08:42interwoven into one another.
08:43Yes!
08:43Which was inevitable.
08:45Inevitable.
08:46Yeah.
08:46Yes.
08:47They were intertwined.
08:48I like kalios.
08:49Kalios?
08:50Yeah.
08:52Ulam namin yun isa tao.
08:53Kalios.
08:54Kalios.
08:55Gant lang!
08:55Gantan ang tanong na to.
08:57Ah, sino ba nang isip yun?
08:58Ayaw ko na lang sabihin ako ah.
08:59Wow!
09:01Next!
09:02Thank you, candidate number one.
09:03Tawagan natin si Zoe,
09:05candidate number two.
09:09Taray.
09:10Oh!
09:12Zoe.
09:14Taray.
09:15Bulaklak ka ba?
09:16O lechugas.
09:18Crossbreed po, mime.
09:20Crossbreed?
09:20Okay.
09:21Ryan Bang!
09:22Balik!
09:23Up!
09:23Pati kinasilah yun!
09:29Okay, joke.
09:30Bakit?
09:32Malungkot ang kalendaryo.
09:35Bakit?
09:36Malungkot ang kalendaryo.
09:38Bakit?
09:39Kasi,
09:40marami siyang dates,
09:42pero wala naman siyang jowa.
09:44Good luck!
09:46Ang tanong,
09:49kung kapag winter,
09:51ikaw ay giniginaw,
09:53ba't ka palumalaban
09:54kung ang mahal naman na ay di ikaw?
09:57Awww!
10:00Kung kapag winter,
10:02ikaw ay giniginaw,
10:04ba't ka palumalaban
10:06kung ang mahal naman na ay di ikaw?
10:09Sagot!
10:09I believe, mime,
10:11kaya kahit winter na nilalamig na ako,
10:13ay lumalaban pa rin ako
10:15dahil patunay lang na ang taong yun
10:17ay mahal ko ng buong puso.
10:19Kahit anong season pa ang dumaan,
10:22summer, winter,
10:24et cetera,
10:24kung ano pa man yan,
10:25kung mahal kita,
10:27nandito ka sa isip ko,
10:28nandito ka sa puso ko.
10:30At kailangan kita
10:31para tuwing winter,
10:33hindi na ako giginawin pa.
10:36And I,
10:37thank you po!
10:43Thank you, candidate number two.
10:45Alamin na natin ng mga komento natin,
10:47mga jurado.
10:47Simulan natin kay jurado,
10:49Kirill.
10:50What's up, mudlong people?
10:52Hi, baby!
10:54Bebe.
10:55Bebe.
10:56Bebe.
10:56Prof. Bebe.
10:58Alam mo, nakakatawa yung pagdating mo dito,
11:00yung kwento mo na talagang
11:02you want to be here
11:03to represent,
11:04you know,
11:05the teachers.
11:07And siguro,
11:08na ano lang ako dun sa sagot mo
11:11kasi I think you tried to adapt
11:13the tone of the question.
11:14We all wanted a care,
11:16not just self-care.
11:17Syempre pag,
11:19parang sinalaysay mo sa amin
11:22what young people are like now
11:24in relationships.
11:25Very clingy,
11:26very needy,
11:27and overthinkers.
11:29So nakita namin at least kahit pa paano
11:31what love looks like in 2026.
11:34Pero I would have just liked
11:36a better ending statement.
11:39Pero good luck sa'yo.
11:41Thank you, Jurado Kirill.
11:42Pakinggan naman natin ngayon
11:43ang masasabi ni Jurado,
11:44Emilio Dias.
11:46What's up, mudlong people?
11:48Zoe.
11:50Salamat, salamat.
11:52Zoe, maraming salamat sa tanong mo.
11:55I think you were straight to the point.
11:57Na kung mo yung gusto mong ibigay,
11:59na gusto mo masipag ka sa taong mahal mo.
12:03Pero I was looking for something a little more.
12:05More wit and more patawa.
12:07But I really respect your answer.
12:09And I like na ginawa mong straight to the point.
12:12So thank you.
12:15Maraming salamat, Emilio.
12:16Pakinggan na natin ang chika ni Nicole Cordobes.
12:19Hello, mudlong people.
12:21And hello, ladies.
12:24Okay, kay Bebe.
12:26Truths naman ang mga sinabi mo.
12:29Parang napunto mo doon na amatic overthink.
12:31I hate that feeling.
12:33Yung hindi ano,
12:34yung iniisip mo na nasan kaya siya.
12:36Yung feeling na hindi natin namimiss, no?
12:39Pero I think your whole answer,
12:41pagka-trinanscribe siya,
12:43pag binasa mo,
12:43okay siya on paper.
12:45Yung kulang sa akin is the delivery.
12:48So parang hindi lumalanding siya ng buo.
12:50Kasi it would have worked
12:52with more personality.
12:54Yung talagang you lean into the bad drip talaga.
12:56Yung inis, yung hugot na yun.
12:58Yun na lang yung kulang.
12:59Pero at least,
13:00rest assured,
13:01you know that your substance,
13:03check na yun for you.
13:04Okay, so for ano naman,
13:06candidate number two, Zoe,
13:09I like na yung understanding mo ng question.
13:12Kasi parang may dalawang story in one question eh.
13:15So I like that you took your time,
13:17you analyzed it.
13:19It was an easier question for me.
13:22So I was looking for more substance from you then.
13:26Kaya while you were answering,
13:28sabi ko,
13:29pigyan mo pa ako,
13:29sige pa, sige pa.
13:30Kasi andun ka na,
13:32pwede mo siyang pahabain pa
13:33at bigyan ng more impact.
13:35So siguro mas malaki lang yung expectation ko
13:38kasi sa question na to,
13:39you have more room to move around.
13:42Kasi it was an easier question.
13:45So yeah,
13:45let's see kung sino yung
13:47mas matimbang dito.
13:48Kung substance ba or delivery,
13:50which number two,
13:51I think dun ka naman lumamang.
13:53So let's see sa co-hurados ko,
13:55kung ano mas matimbang din for them.
13:57Congratulations, Iris,
13:58and good luck to the both of you.
14:01Maraming salamat,
14:02turados,
14:02at good luck sa ating mga kandidata.
14:04Oo.
14:05Pero sa araw na ito,
14:06mukhang si Brentan totoong nanalo.
14:08Hindi,
14:09magkana na mga sagot.
14:10Magkana na mga sagot.
14:10Pero kung ikaw,
14:12ang simpleng tanong,
14:13bakit ka pa lumalaban
14:14kung ang mahal naman na
14:15ay di ikaw?
14:16Ako kasi ate,
14:18bata pa lang ako,
14:19yung mga magulang ko,
14:19tinuruan na akong
14:20huwag ipagpipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipip
14:51So,
14:52paano kung matagal na
14:53tapos hindi ka pa rin niya
14:55nire-reciprocate?
14:57Eh, mahal ko nga eh.
14:59Yun.
15:01Okay na.
15:02Huwag kang pala decision.
15:06Bakit nga ba?
15:07Bukay yan ni Brent.
15:08Ganoon lang siya
15:09kasimple kausap.
15:10Tama.
15:10Eh, mahal ko nga eh.
15:11Huwag kang pala decision.
15:13Pero nangyayari din naman talaga,
15:15diba?
15:15Na sobrang pagmamahal mo,
15:17minsan kahit wala ng dahilan.
15:18At maubos ka na.
15:19Diba?
15:20Kahit walang dahilan.
15:21Alam mo,
15:21ang hirap kasing suwayin
15:23yung totoong nararamdaman.
15:25Diba?
15:26Pinakamahirap sa buhay
15:27yung magkalaban yung isip mo
15:29at saka yung puso mo.
15:30Dahil kadalasan,
15:31yung isip mo
15:32ang nagsasabi sa'yo
15:33kung ano ang tama.
15:34Yung puso mo
15:35ang nagsasabi sa'yo
15:36kung anong totoo.
15:38Yes.
15:39Eh, magkaiba yung tama
15:40sa totoo.
15:41Diba?
15:41What's real
15:42is not always right.
15:43What is right
15:44is not always real.
15:46Ang ganda.
15:48Diba?
15:48Kaling mo?
15:48Sabi.
15:49It's a tie.
15:50May orange pa bang gawin.
15:54Maraming salamat.
15:55At ang tatanglingre
15:57na talakera of the day
15:58ay mag-uwi ng 15,000 pesos,
16:00sash at corona.
16:01Kaliyong talak ang sumatak.
16:05Congratulations, candidate number!
16:11One, baby!
16:12Kung sa balaro,
16:13ikaw ay laban na laban,
16:15pwedeng mapasayo
16:16ang granding laman na kabaan
16:17dito sa
16:18lamang-νεjo sa alay ko.
16:20Lambo!
16:20Beb!
16:21Braith!
16:22Let's go!
16:26Let's go!
16:36Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
16:43Noong Sabala, piniling magpat ng Madlang Filipino teacher na si King
16:48at ngunit bigu siyang masagot ng tama ang ating katanungan.
16:52Ang tanong Madlang people, ano ang popular full name ng sikat na mano na lahat na may sagisag na panulat
16:59o pen name na Lola Basiang?
17:01Alam niyo po ba ang sagot? Severino Reyes.
17:07Severino Reyes.
17:07Naalala ko yung pelikula dati ni Lola Basiang, yung kwento niya.
17:11Sikat na sikat yan, oo.
17:13Kaya naman tumasang ating pod money na tumabot sa alagang 500,000 peso!
17:20Grabe, kalahating million na tayo.
17:22Grabe, ganun na nakataas.
17:24Kaya naku, talaga naman nakatep talagang magpat eh, di ba?
17:27Oo.
17:27Kaya mga magpost mo na sila sa pagpapunch ng orders.
17:30Dahil ngayong araw, sila naman ang magpapakasakaling mag-winner.
17:34Sila ang mga Madlang cashiers mula sa Nabotas.
17:38Kaya naman pasok na sa Game Arena.
17:41Uy, nauna sila!
17:43Ready, ready na!
17:43Nauna kayo!
17:44Excite, excited!
17:45Ayan na!
17:46Kalahating million na tayo.
17:47Oo, ready talaga sila.
17:48Ready ng sumayaw?
17:50Ayan, dapat siya ba lang papasok?
17:52Wala ating million yan!
17:54So!
17:55Amat lang ka, cheers!
17:57Eto lang!
17:59Five, six, seven!
18:01And pose!
18:03And pose!
18:04Let's go!
18:05Yung giling-giling!
18:07Yung giling-giling!
18:08He!
18:08Yung ngayway, sa kariwa, at sa papa!
18:14Sa baba, and the lower!
18:16Tower!
18:17Tower!
18:18Hey, hey!
18:19Let's go!
18:20Alam mo, ang cute ito ang ating mga maglang clients.
18:23Talaga, ang naking ipagsayawan.
18:25Gina, gave the game sila.
18:26Kaya marami pong salamat sa inyo lahat.
18:28For the full experience.
18:29Yes.
18:30Pinag-usapan na lang ng giling.
18:32Giling, giling.
18:33Sakto.
18:34Interview na si giling.
18:36Una sa lahat, bakit giling ang iyong pangalan?
18:40Una po sa lahat po, ano?
18:41Apedo ko po yung giling.
18:43Ah, apedito mo siya.
18:44Tapos, yun na po yung bansag sa akin.
18:46Palapit lang po.
18:47Kasi, very unique.
18:49So, parang talagang yun itatawag sa'yo pa.
18:51Ay, sorry.
18:52Yes.
18:52Tsaka, baka mahilig ka rin sumayaw.
18:55Medyo lang po.
18:56Medyo lang.
18:56Ano pa paborit ka mong sayawin?
18:58Giling.
18:59Giling po.
19:00Giling.
19:00Giling.
19:00Ah, giling.
19:19Giling.
19:19Giling.
19:20Giling.