00:03Elise
00:05Lash
00:05Lash
00:08Lash
00:35I'm going to go.
00:39Santa?
00:43Anti-shark age.
00:45Uncle Quid!
00:46Huh?
00:47Oh, hello.
00:49What are you doing here?
00:51Yeah, in our home.
00:52On Christmas Eve.
00:54Well, I was down there against a brewery
00:57and the bar keeps, I says, I says,
01:00show me the way to go home.
01:03Boom, boom, I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
01:06Boom, boom, I had a little drink about an hour ago
01:09and it went straight through my head.
01:12Uncle Quid is acting silly again.
01:14Why does he smell like gasoline and eggs?
01:18Excuse me, girls.
01:21Uncle Quid, you ate all of Santa's cookies.
01:24Yeah, there must have been 20 of them.
01:2625, three pounds of them.
01:29Anyway, just to get some shut-eye.
01:32We did go to sleep.
01:34Can you tell us the story?
01:35Yeah, Christmas Carol's story.
01:37Christmas Carol, eh?
01:39Well, all right.
01:41I suppose.
01:42It was the night before Christmas.
01:44All through the house.
01:46Not a creature staring.
01:48Not even a shark.
01:51Anyway, the kids were in their beds
01:53while visions of bow-legged women
01:54danced in their heads.
01:56Uncle Quid, it's supposed to be sugar plums.
01:59The hell's a sugar plum?
02:05What about the reindeers, Uncle Quid?
02:08Reindeer?
02:09Let me tell you something about reindeer.
02:11It's as if God created the devil and gave it horns.
02:16Uncle Quid, that's not true.
02:18Reindeer are cute.
02:20Yeah, and I saw one at the zoo.
02:22And plus, they pulled Santa's sleigh.
02:25I'm not talking about sleighing or petting zoos.
02:28I'm talking about hunting for a living.
02:30I'm talking about surviving an attack.
02:32You've hunted a reindeer?
02:34Aye.
02:35You've been attacked by a reindeer?
02:37Aye.
02:38And you don't like reindeer?
02:40No.
02:42What happened?
02:43Well, the thing about a reindeer here is
02:46it's got lifeless eyes.
02:48Black eyes like a doll's eyes.
02:51Doesn't really seem to be living
02:52until he impales you.
02:55Black eyes roll over wide.
02:57You hear the high-pitched squealing
03:00and the snow turns red.
03:03All the howling and pounding.
03:06And then they charge you
03:08and rip you to pieces.
03:11I remember my friend Joe Domenico
03:13from Providence.
03:15Well, I thought he was standing there
03:17on a snow bank.
03:20He'd been torn in half
03:21below the waist.
03:23I don't think I like this story.
03:25Anyway,
03:26I'll never wear a camouflage jacket
03:29again.
03:31So,
03:3211 men going to the woods.
03:343 men come out.
03:36The reindeer took the rest.
03:41Well, kiddos,
03:43merry Christmas to all
03:45and to all goodnight.
03:46Brody,
03:47Jordy,
03:49farewell and adieu
03:50to the fair Spanish ladies.
03:53Farewell and adieu
03:54to the ladies of Spain.
03:56Uncle,
03:57it's crazy.
03:58fumes,
03:58it's crazy.
03:59See you.
03:59See you.
04:01Boom replacement.
04:16So,
04:17where are you looking forward?
04:20I've got a lots of lots of fun.
04:21I've got lots of fun hat that is
04:24the full compliment.
04:24I've got a good Museum.
