00:00Music
00:10Kulo! Kulo!
00:13Dito!
00:14Hi! Kulo!
00:17Hahaha!
00:20Mahakaaho na rin tayo sa kahirapan, Kulo!
00:22Bakit ano naman inuwi mong kalukuhan?
00:25Ay yan kung anuwi kalukuhan.
00:26Hindi kalukuhan ito.
00:27Yung palaroon ni mayor... Kulo!
00:30I have a premium for 5,000 pesos.
00:33That's it! I'm going to have to do it for us to do it.
00:36Do it for us?
00:37We're going to go to the acting contest.
00:40Do you know what's going on?
00:42You're going to be FPJ.
00:43You're going to be FPJ.
00:46I'm not going to be FPJ.
00:50It's hard to pay for kilos.
00:55You're going to be FPJ.
00:57Wow!
00:57Wow!
00:58Tandaan mo yan.
01:02Wow!
01:03Wow!
01:04Ikaw talaga kulata!
01:07Nilaloko mo, kuy.
01:08Gayang-gaya mo si Berteng.
01:10Ang galing mo.
01:11Ganito yung magiging senaryo natin.
01:13Ako yung magiging kaaway mo.
01:14Ang gagampanan ko naman,
01:15ako yung magiging Paquito Diaz.
01:18Na?
01:19Paquito Diaz.
01:21Mas bagay.
01:23Amay-bisaya mo.
01:25Amay-bisaya?
01:26Ay, pwede rin!
01:26Pwede!
01:27Salamat kayo!
01:28Mabuhay ka, Berteng!
01:30Berteng!
01:31Berteng!
01:32Berteng!
01:33Ha?
01:36Ha?
01:36Huwag!
01:38Hala!
01:40Huwag!
01:41Huwag!
01:42May abang na bubuit.
01:43Huwag!
01:44Huwagًa na pagitay nilanap!
01:46Sino naman to?
01:47Ah, si Big Diaz?
01:50Huwag!
01:53Huwag!
01:54Huwag!
01:55Huwag!
01:57Huwag!
02:06Aray!
02:08I don't want you to be able to do this!
02:14Mga bata!
02:16You can do that!
02:37Ah!
02:40Ah!
02:41Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ay!
02:43Tawala!
02:44Wow!
02:46Ang galing mo, Perting!
02:47Magaling ka, Perting!
02:49Salamat kayo!
02:56Tandaan mo to, Taba.
02:58Isang bola ka lang.
02:59Ha!
03:01Mabuhay si Perting!
03:03Mabuhay!
03:08Prima kasih.
03:08Sampai.
03:11Mabuhay si Perting!
03:13Pung.
03:13Pung.
03:13Pung.
03:13Pung.
03:13Pung.
03:13Pung.