00:00Here's something fun to sink our teeth into and eternally yours.
00:03The official trailer starts now.
00:05You've been together two months, she's never let you come to her house?
00:08Something is weird.
00:09My family, we are different.
00:12I'll understand, I promise.
00:14The truth is, we're Canadian.
00:17What?
00:18Hi.
00:21What the?
00:23Max?
00:25These are my parents.
00:26We're not Canadian.
00:28Hi.
00:29Hey.
00:31I just found out that vampires are real and that my girlfriend's one, so if someone could
00:34just unbolt the door with their mind...
00:36Wait, I finally found someone and you ruined it.
00:38Well, life is tough and then you continue to not die.
00:41God.
00:42We've all lived in the same coven for centuries.
00:44To my boys, leading the Wildcats to victory.
00:46We play games while the world is at war.
00:57I do not regret marrying your father.
00:59I just wish things were more like how they used to be.
01:01We can be together forever.
01:03What was that?
01:04What?
01:05The throat clear thing.
01:07I was not aware.
01:07Charles, I want to wake up to that throat clear till the end of time.
01:13This marriage is literally never ending.
01:15Can't even get a divorce?
01:17Mm-hmm.
01:17Vampires aren't allowed.
01:18Council of Elders will chop you into a thousand pieces.
01:20It is an out.
01:22This is why I only marry humans.
01:24You have fun till they croak and then you get a new model.
01:26How's that working out for you?
01:27People are living a little longer than they did back in the day.
01:29Love you.
01:30I love you more.
01:40Oh my God!
01:41I got this.
01:42Why does Charles have fangs?
01:43Are you all vampires?
01:44Is that why none of you age?
01:47Oh, hey guys.
01:48How was school?
01:48It was fun.
01:49It was good.
01:49Remind me why we have the mirror.
01:56Let's go!
01:58I think we need to speak.
01:59Okay, sure.
02:00You have to formally invite me in.
02:02Oh, that's really a thing.
02:03Don't worry, I won't offer you any garlic.
02:05That's actually a very offensive stereotype.
02:07Oh, sorry.
02:07The new comedy, Eternally Yours, CBS October 8th.
02:11I didn't want to watch that stupid Twilight movie, but they really nailed it.
02:14She wants to be with him forever.
02:16Don't do it.
02:17These mistakes are huge.
02:18Get out of there, Edward.
02:19Go for the werewolf.
02:20Run as fast as you can.
02:21He's so much hotter.
02:24He's so much hotter.
