00:07It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:11What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:15The world we knew is gone.
00:17So are its rules.
00:20The world runs on one rule now, eat or be eaten.
00:24Bartering is the only currency left.
00:31I trade whatever scraps I can find, just to stay alive.
00:52That's it?
00:53Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:55Bring meds or booze next time, those get you more.
01:00Ugh, gonna have to make this last all week.
01:03Last item of the day!
01:05Two lovely sisters, early 20s, healthy, strong enough to work, young enough to breathe.
01:25What the hell?
01:27Seriously?
01:29Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
01:31Exactly.
01:32Just another mouth to feed.
01:34Half the time they can't even work.
01:36And if she gets knocked up, you're even more screwed.
01:39Look at that skin and those tits!
01:41When's the last time any of you fucked something this good?
01:44Limited time offer, boys!
01:46Two for one!
01:47Place your bids!
01:50I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
01:53Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
01:56I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
02:05Suitable host detected.
02:06System activation complete.
02:08Rescue mission required...
02:10What the hell is this?
02:11Am I the only one seeing this?
02:14This system is created by a higher-dimensional extraterrestrialization.
02:20Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible...
02:25partners...
02:26in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
02:31Terrestrial?
02:32This thing is alien tech?
02:33Compatible partner confirmed.
02:35Rescue required to initiate binding.
02:38Failure will result in host death.
02:40Time remaining three minutes.
02:42Oops.
02:43Death?
02:45Come on, baby!
02:55Easy, gentlemen.
02:57Don't get carried away.
02:59This blade cuts everyone the same.
03:01You want the girls?
03:03Then bid like everyone else.
03:05If guns still existed, I'd already have the girls.
03:07No way I'm sitting through this stupid auction.
03:09Yeah.
03:10If the war hadn't wiped out guns, that knife wouldn't mean shit.
03:14What if we buy them, have our fun, then sell them off?
03:18And I guess we'll just dump them if they die.
03:21Works for me.
03:24One can of food!
03:26Anyone gonna beat that?
03:38No.
03:39I can't let this happen.
03:40If I don't stop it, I'll die.
03:46One can and a bag of candies!
03:52Wade?
03:53Those girls are mine!
03:55Don't you dare get in my way!
03:59Easy, gentlemen.
04:01Easy, gentlemen.
04:01The ladies are watching.
04:02Let's keep it civil.
04:04All right, you want to play?
04:06I'll show you what you're up against.
04:09Two cans!
04:13Oh-ho, two cans!
04:15Looks like Jasper's feeling generous today!
04:18Same assholes since high school.
04:19The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
04:23What's wrong, trash rat?
04:24You scared?
04:25Come on, show us what you've got!
04:27First death in 30 seconds.
04:30Shoot.
04:30I can't let Jasper get his hands on the girls.
04:33You're not laying a hand on them, Jasper.
04:35I won't let that happen.
04:38Thank God.
04:40He doesn't seem so bad.
04:42He's not like the others.
04:44He's different.
04:47Spouse affection increase detected.
04:49Reward granted.
04:51Item issued.
04:5220 cans of meat.
04:5320 cans of produce.
04:5420 units of purified water.
05:10Holy shit, this is a lot of food.
05:14I could live off this for months.
05:21Too bad, looks like you're out of bids.
05:24Dude, really thought he was the hero.
05:25What a joke.
05:32You actually think you can compete with me over women?
05:36Come on, you've been a loser since high school.
05:39Nothing's changed.
05:40Money, girls, whatever it is.
05:42I always get there first.
05:45Oh yeah?
05:47What about these?
06:02How the hell does he have that much food?
06:06No way!
06:07I saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies.
06:13Whatever he bids, I'll add one more can.
06:21You're not stealing from me again, Jasper.
06:26So are you bidding?
06:29Bidding?
06:37All right, if no one else is bidding, these sisters go into our friend here.
06:42Going once.
06:44Going twice.
06:45Sold!
06:46Rescue and host binding complete.
06:49Increase partner affection to unlock addition.
07:07After you.
07:11Best trade I've ever made.
07:15Two beautiful wives in one go.
07:18Next time I see you, it won't just be your rations I'm taking.
07:36Let's head back to mine, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
07:39Let go of me, you psycho!
07:41Let go of me, you psycho!
08:05Told ya.
08:07I knew Duncan's hoarding a girl himself.
08:12I, I know where Duncan keeps his goods.
08:16I can take you there.
08:28Oh yeah?
08:30But first, let us take a look at the goods right here.
08:39I just had two women taken from me.
08:43Guess you'll have to help us work that anger out.
08:46Ah!
08:48No, no, no, no, no!
08:56Compatible spouse detected.
08:58Rescue required for binding.
09:00Failure to complete will result in host death.
09:03Time remaining, five minutes.
09:05This again?
09:06Only five minutes?
09:15Wait!
09:22You again?
09:24You're fucking dead!
09:26I'm gonna chop you into pieces and feed your sorry ass to the strays!
09:30Stay back!
09:31Watch!
09:33Really?
09:34A bottle of water?
09:40Oh!
09:42Fuck!
09:43Last bottle I've got.
09:45I have to make this count.
09:49Where did you even get that?
09:50The wrecked car still had some gas in it.
09:52I siphoned just enough for one bottle.
09:54Just enough to scare him off.
09:55What?
09:56Then what do we do now?
10:06Take one more step, and I'll blow this place up.
10:15Damn it, Wade!
10:16You've got two of them already?
10:18You have to take her too?
10:21Fuck.
10:22Why won't they back off?
10:35Wade!
10:36You're dead, you hear me?
10:37This isn't over!
10:38You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
11:02Rescue mission complete.
11:04partner count increased current total three thank you you saved my life affection metrics sally 10
11:13margaret 15 kate 10 maybe i can trust this guy rough around the edges but he's got guts spouse
11:22affection levels increased rewards issued medicine 10 units ak 27 one unit ammunition 100 rounds
11:29items can be retrieved at any time an ak guns are extinct and now i've got one
11:34food meds weapons i might actually be the apex what the hell happened where'd everyone go
11:42shh let's move it's not safe here
12:09welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
12:16hope you don't mind
12:20you're kidding how can this shoe box fit all four of us i don't mind it at all you saved
12:27us that's
12:28already more than enough we can clean this place up it'll be fine
12:36i'm wade rider and you are
12:40kate grant and this is my little sister we survived one of the battles
12:46then got caught hi i'm margaret
12:55really none of you know who i am
13:00i'm a hollywood star
13:03country bumpers
13:06i was supposed to escape with my dad but he left without me
13:12i got caught right after
13:15from now on we're your wives i'll take good care of you
13:24let's eat first make yourselves comfortable food will be ready in a bit
13:28i'll help okay
13:33damn she really knows how to butter people up
13:36and i was judging him just a second ago great he probably thinks i'm a pain
13:41only margaret would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
13:46but me marry some trash scavenging loser
13:53hell no
14:10let's make chicken soup first about half a gallon
14:12see the line on the side fill it up right to there
14:23wow how am i supposed to stay calm looking at that
14:31honey what's wrong what are you looking at
14:35i uh i just don't want you wearing yourself out let me do it
14:38even if it takes
14:40oh no i'm really fine you pulled me out of that auction
14:46you saved me so i'm your wife now i can boil water and mop the floors for you
14:51anything to make you happy
14:55damn what a pleasant surprise
14:59when you come to me let me do it let me help you
15:08wade you didn't just save me you gave me food a place to stay i think i'd be happy if
15:15i could spend the rest of my life with you
15:17damn this system it's real
15:21i just finished cleaning the living room wow she's quick pretty cute but charm that's my strong suit
15:29all right all right dinner will be ready soon
15:31i'll help out
15:39oh no
15:40i think i twisted my ankle
15:43wade honey can you help me up i don't think i can stand
15:47sally are are you okay try standing up and see my legs feel so weak thank god you caught me
15:54you're so strong you make me feel safe to be honest i'm actually looking forward to sleeping with you
16:14tonight
16:16honey you should sleep with me tonight i can keep you warm give you massages and maybe even
16:36it's just really hot in there that's all
16:36back in school all the girls called me a loser now i've got two gorgeous women fighting over me
16:50uh what's going on in the kitchen
16:55nothing absolutely nothing it's just really hot in there that's all
16:59it's just really hot in the kitchen
17:03did margaret and sally really just get affectionate with this guy
17:10at times like this a woman's worth less than a cow
17:13i wouldn't even be here if he didn't have all that food
17:17these supplies won't last forever i need to raise their favorability as soon as possible
17:23all right let's eat
17:25wade you're such a good cook this soup is absolutely delicious
17:36wade why aren't you eating
17:40i am eating it's just it's really hot in here
17:51sorry
17:54sally what do you think you're doing
18:00i'm just giving our husband a little massage
18:06honey you must be worn out after cooking want to lie down for a bit i can help you relax
18:11great idea i'll help too
18:29they're getting far too bold
18:31if i don't make a move will i get kicked out it's just a massage that's all just a massage
18:39too good to be true
18:47did you guys hear that
18:52all right forget the massage looks like we need to find a new place right now
19:01this ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot in wasteland city
19:06margaret are you all right
19:10you're on your period aren't you
19:12yeah
19:13i'm fine i'll stay here and rest you guys go on ahead
19:18if anyone comes lock the door and don't make a sound
19:23you wouldn't leave me here would you
19:26i'll be right back i won't abandon my girls okay honey i'll wait for you
19:39that's the place i told you about boss yeah that bastard's living a good life right now three
19:44women waiting on him and more food than all of us combined and we take it take everything
19:54wade you're back so soon
20:07well look at you you look a lot better than last night
20:17good upgraded our place with supplies at least i don't have to worry about jasper showing up again
20:24wade something's wrong
20:35margaret margaret
20:43wait there's a note on the door
20:48your woman is in my hands bring the rest of your supplies to the junkyard if you want her
20:52back it's jasper and his guys i should have killed them when i had the chance
21:01judging by the tracks here and around the house there were at least seven or eight of them
21:05they must have teamed up with another group those guys are animals
21:11margaret she might not have made it
21:15no she's still alive there's no blood anywhere and they need margaret alive she's leverage for
21:21more supplies that junkyard's definitely a trap they're waiting for us to walk right into it
21:29then what do we do both of you stay here i'm going alone alone are you crazy don't be reckless
21:38wade you
21:38can't just don't worry i'll bring margaret back i've got a secret weapon
22:02i don't trust him going alone and my sister is in their hands
22:07i don't trust him going alone and my sister is in their hands
22:14boss why don't we have a little fun with this one first
22:18stop thinking with your dick save your energy for the fight someone with that much supply
22:23doesn't move alone means he's got backup we gotta stay sharp
22:35well well look who showed up you actually came alone you here to die or bring us food
22:43he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him a horny fucking dog
22:49hey boone right remember me we were neighbors our moms used to play cards together
22:54don't even mention that card it acted to me did you bring the stuff or not sure did
23:07wait go don't do this for me
23:16shut up this isn't your place to speak
23:37we can go hunting tonight i know a spot hey boone everything okay
23:45what
23:49we had a deal you get the goods i get the girl right
23:59what girl i just handed you the supplies now let margaret go
24:07either of you see this idiot give me anything nope never seen him before in my life you heard him
24:14now beat it come on man let's keep this fair
24:26oh no he's surrounded we need to help him
24:31are you insane look how many people there are we need to run now before anyone sees us
24:41you sure you want to break the rules
24:48oh i get it now i know what you guys are going to do be smart get the out i
24:56gave you a chance
24:56let's
24:56what about you
24:58what about you
25:05You
