It's Showtime: Meme Vice, feeling na-raspa sa BIDET? (Miss Q&A)

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Aired (August 27 2026): Hagalpak na naman dahil sa banter ng 'Showtime' trio, Vice, Anne at Vhong. Ibinagi ni Meme ang karanasan niya sa pag gamit ng bidet dahil sa lakas ng pressure ng tubig nito. Panoorin ang masayang chikahan sa video.

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00:00Do you buy from TikTok?

00:02Oh, I have a lot of people who bought it.

00:03What do you buy?

00:05The bidet for travel.

00:10I don't know.

00:12Because when you are abroad,

00:14other countries don't have bidet.

00:16You can buy it.

00:17But you can buy it.

00:18Why?

00:20Because there's a bidet that's like a drug.

00:22You're getting angry at night.

00:23You're getting angry at night.

00:25But you're getting angry at night.

00:26Oh!

00:29Lumaanag masangutak yun.

00:30Panos tumalisik yung eyeball mo sa big line.

00:33Yes!

00:33Dapat tinitimta mo muna.

00:36Oh!

00:41E di ba bago mo, gamitin yun,

00:42pinipitik-pitik mo muna sa ginid.

00:44Tinawakan ko talaga yung supplier ko.

00:46Sabi ko, gusto ko lang maglinas.

00:47Ayaw ko magparaspa.

00:50Oo.

00:52Nakakaloka, day.

00:55Iba.

00:55Ha?

00:56Pag ganun ko talaga ng bidet ko,

00:58lumabas sa ilong ko yung...

01:00Ano yun?

01:01Maka yung chance mo lang yung leveling.

01:02Yung ano mo,

01:03binili mo yung portable bidet.

01:05Yung portable bidet.

01:06Na ang mute niya,

01:07ang ganda niya ha,

01:08na ano talaga ako,

01:10napa-add to card ako.

01:11Ganda, ganda.

01:11Ay, ang nakaka-proud ka.

01:13May bidet ka na ngayon sa kotse.

01:15Dati tisyo-tisyo ka lang.

01:17Hindi kailangan tayo mga Pinoy.

01:19We are prepared ng mga ganyan.

01:21Pero ito talaga matalino to.

01:23Bakit?

01:23Bila sinong nakaraan,

01:24nag-abroad kami niya.

01:25Sabi niya,

01:25girl, may tisyo.

01:26Sabi ko, wala, wala.

01:27Ano ginawa niya?

01:28Wala kang tisyo.

01:29Naku, paano to?

01:29Sabi ko, hindi ko alam yun.

01:30Tapos sabi niya,

01:31may resibo ko ba diyan.

01:32Eww!

01:37Pinagtyagaan yun.

01:38Haran!

01:39Pinagtyagaan.

01:39Tapos sabi ko,

01:41Eww!

01:42Sabi ko, dandahan yun mo ha,

01:43papasok pa sa BIR.

01:45Hahahaha!

01:47Hahahaha!

01:49Hahahaha!

01:50Hahahaha!

01:50Ang ganda mong tao,

01:51gumamit ka ng resibo.

01:53Eww!

01:53Grabe!

01:54Tapos sabi niya,

01:55kulang pa,

01:56wait lang,

01:56may ticket ako dito sa bus.

01:59Manipis yun!

02:01Manipis yun!

02:14Manipis yun!

02:14Michi' pormesti yun!

02:19Yuh chick cfst g

02:21You

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