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00:00It's like the moment para ikaw ang maging winning bet ng ating dear hurado.
00:03Simulan natin kay Binibineng Corbyn Showbiz Royalty, Karel!
00:09Camomilia Akerholt, Emilio Dive!
00:13At ang ating Binibineng on point and tawag ng Tanghalian Queen, Nicole Cordobes!
00:21Grabe si Emilio, kahit hindi masyado nagsasmile, no?
00:24Yung mysterious niyang mata, parang ang kogi.
00:27Paunti-unti lang, eh.
00:29Paano pa pag nag-smile to ng konti?
00:32Pati ng konting...
00:33Oh, diba?
00:34Maiksila.
00:35Yung pinabawi agad yung smile, yung parang, I want more.
00:38Ganun ang mararap naman ng audience.
00:40Engi pa, tas pinagkakait niya, parang utay-utay.
00:43Hindi binababat.
00:44Ayan, no?
00:45Konting smile.
00:47Oh, diba?
00:48Ganun.
00:49Ganun yun.
00:50Kaya ni Kuya Ogie yun, eh.
00:52Matutok ka, ganun dapat.
00:53Paano ba yun?
00:54Yung kay Emilio kasi natural.
00:56O paano yung projection mo sa camera?
01:01Wow.
01:03Diba?
01:04Yung mga pormahang 5'11 ng lapagan.
01:08Sa smile pa lang, buka kang, diba?
01:10Mataas, oh.
01:11Diba?
01:12Hindi kanila baby no.
01:13Sandal.
01:14Diba?
01:14May lapag.
01:15Yan, ganun yun.
01:16Ganun.
01:17Confident.
01:17Okay.
01:18Ilabas ang talak na tsugog at kabog dito sa Weed Lock.
01:24Simulan natin kay candidate number one, Josh Rebong.
01:28Josh Rebong.
01:30Ganda ng gaon niya.
01:31Ganda.
01:32Itaas lang natin.
01:33At sabi na kayo matumba.
01:33Tungtungba siya eh.
01:36Sumasali ka mag-contest.
01:37Yes po, meme.
01:38Nag-title ka na?
01:40Opo.
01:41Anong pinakamagandang title na?
01:42Kasi minsan yung mga title, parang hindi nakakaproud yung pangalan eh.
01:46Yung mga, pangit yung street.
01:48Depende kasi sa street yan.
01:50Diba?
01:50Ano yung magandang title na napanalunan mo?
01:52Queen of Maligaya po.
01:54O, Queen of Maligaya.
01:55E paano kung Queen of Maalikaya?
01:58Ano yung Maalikaya?
02:00O, inabot mo yun.
02:01Yung masahihan d'yun sa Quezon Ab, yung Maalikaya.
02:04Ay, akala ko tindahan.
02:05Maalikaya.
02:06Pero ano yung executive club yun eh?
02:08Maalikaya executive club.
02:10Membership.
02:11Ganun.
02:11Pama-member.
02:13Ha?
02:13May mga member doon.
02:14Oo.
02:15Parang ikaw diba may mga membership ka ng mga sosyal na.
02:18Siyempre.
02:19Na ginagamit ko ang perks.
02:20Anytime.
02:22Gusto mong...
02:22Do you have a boyfriend?
02:23Wala po, mime.
02:25Tamang-tamang may papakilala ko si...
02:26Ah?
02:27Uy.
02:27Matangkad.
02:28Matangkad.
02:29Maganda magdala ng dameta.
02:31Check.
02:32Maganda ang tindeg.
02:33Check.
02:35Mabait.
02:35Ay!
02:36Check.
02:36Maganda ang puso.
02:38Ah.
02:38Si Emilio po ba ito, mime?
02:40Ha?
02:41Ano?
02:42Wala pa sinasabi si mime.
02:46So paano?
02:47Ay!
02:47Ang guwapo na Emilio sa anggulong yun.
02:49Pati nga yung tingin ka sa...
02:50Tingin dito.
02:52Oo!
02:54Grabe.
02:55Yung dalawang babae sa likod, batok pa lang nakikita, kinikilig na.
02:59Diba?
03:00Diba?
03:01Ganon.
03:02Kahit hindi nakatingin sa camera, kahit gilid-gilid.
03:05Ganon yun.
03:06So paano kayo papakilala ito eh?
03:08Iba'y in-expect niya.
03:09Si Emilio in-expect niya.
03:11Hindi pero same level.
03:13Ah!
03:14Emilio Daes.
03:15Parang Emilio Daes, Ralph, Brent.
03:20Kung nahumaling ka sa Emilio Daes, ito naman, Emilio Daot.
03:25Daot!
03:26Daot to sa kaligayahan mo.
03:28Minsan-minsan.
03:29Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the hottest Korean in the Philippines.
03:33The most popular Korean in the Republic of the Philippines.
03:39The most beloved Korean in the Philippines.
03:45Please welcome G-Drago.
03:50G-Drago.
03:52Di pala siya.
03:54Rian!
03:56Bang!
03:57Bang!
03:58Ay, bagay sila kasi parang lasing ding kausap.
04:01Ano yung mas gusto bang performance niya?
04:03Yung yan o yung C-Lion siya?
04:05Parang mas gusto.
04:06Parang magintay sabay.
04:07Sabay?
04:08Gawin mo yan ng C-Lion ka.
04:10Pero, ay, may mic ka naman.
04:11Hinalang natin ng konti o.
04:12Para manig yung marinig yung C-Lion ng chika.
04:16May mga ganyan.
04:18May mag-girlfriend kanyan.
04:20Mga ganyan.
04:21Yung mga sinabi mo kanina, hindi natubog mga ngayon.
04:25Paano ko nang ti-iririr?
04:28Nagpunta kami ng, nag-yes please kami nakaraan eh.
04:31Sabi namin sila, Rob, sila, Esteen.
04:33Oo.
04:34May mga girls na nagpapapicture siya.
04:36Oo, meron, meron.
04:37Meron, meron.
04:38Tapos sabi niya,
04:39Rian, pwede magpapicture?
04:40Sabi ni Rian,
04:41Sure.
04:42Wow!
04:43Ppicture siya o.
04:44Tapos sabi ni Rian,
04:46What's your name?
04:47Tapos sabi niya sa,
04:48Marian.
04:49Oo.
04:49Tapos sabi niya,
04:51Can I have your number?
04:53Sabi niya mga ba eh,
04:53Patawa ka muna!
04:56Sabi ko,
04:57Anong tawang?
04:58Tapos ready ka lagi.
05:00Oo, may joke ka.
05:01Anong tawang?
05:02Sabi ko sa club,
05:03Anong tawang?
05:04Corny ka naman.
05:05Sabi ng mga girl,
05:06Corny ka.
05:07Sabi.
05:08O, kaya kaya,
05:09para magustuhan ka niya,
05:10ni Josh,
05:11patawanan mo siya.
05:12Okay.
05:13Anong gamot
05:13ang hindi mo palde bibili
05:16kapag walang liseta?
05:19Uy, gano'ng kakatawa.
05:21Wala pa.
05:21Wala pa.
05:23Si Josh eh.
05:24Salita pala.
05:25Tanong yun.
05:26Tanong pa lang yun eh.
05:27Sakot ka ng ano.
05:28Wala pa joke.
05:30Basta nakainom siya.
05:31Kaya galit.
05:32Nakainom siya.
05:34Sakot ka muna ano.
05:35Iulitin ko ang hapa.
05:36Ulit, ulit.
05:37Ulit, ulit.
05:37Kaya naman kamot.
05:38Anong gamot?
05:40Basang-basa yung mikropo.
05:41Oh, blessing, blessing.
05:43Anong gamot
05:44ang hindi mo palde bibili
05:46kapag walang liseta?
05:49Ano?
05:49Ano?
05:51Pariseta mo.
05:53Paano pa nag-BSPS tayo ulit?
05:55Tapos may kinilala ka sa muna.
05:57Magsilayun ka muna.
06:01Paano mo magigel?
06:04Josh, good luck.
06:05Okay.
06:06Okay.
06:07Question.
06:10Magpapagender reveal ka ba
06:11kung ang ipinagbubuntis mo
06:14ay tiyanak?
06:17Magpapagender reveal ka pa ba
06:19kung ang pinagbubuntis mo
06:20ay tiyanak?
06:21Answer!
06:22I believe
06:23hindi na kailangan
06:25ng gender reveal
06:26kapag tiyanak.
06:28Bakit?
06:29Bakit pa?
06:30Magkakaanak ba ako
06:31in the first place?
06:33At saka
06:33bakit ako mag-gender reveal
06:35kung isisilang ko sa mundo?
06:37Eh, jablo.
06:39Eh, di lahat kayo
06:39nawala rito.
06:41Kaya
06:42dapat lang
06:43na kapag tiyanak
06:44yung magiging anak ko
06:45okay na yan.
06:47Magastos ang gender reveal.
06:49Tandaan
06:50kailangan ng party poppers.
06:52Pag tiyanak yan
06:53okay ka na anak.
06:55Basta
06:55tatandaan mo
06:57aalagaan ka
06:58ng ina mong
06:59aswang na lasinggera.
07:01And I
07:02thank you!
07:06Tinanggap niya
07:07yung anak.
07:08Oo naman.
07:09Siwa kanya lumapas yun eh.
07:10Oo, she really has
07:11a mother's heart.
07:12Maraming salamat.
07:13Candidate number one.
07:14Tawagin naman natin
07:15si candidate number three.
07:17Kylie
07:18Palong
07:19Jagami.
07:20Hello mo.
07:21Hello.
07:23Ikaw naman
07:23nag-missage ka ba?
07:24Na-try mo?
07:25Once po sa office.
07:26Sa BPO.
07:28Kailangan ma-try talaga natin.
07:29Correct.
07:30Fantasy.
07:30Hindi complete
07:31yung fantasy
07:32pag di ba na-try miss game.
07:33Yun ang para ganap ka na.
07:35Di ba?
07:35Ikaw di ba yun na lang
07:36nasa bucket list.
07:37Yun na lang ang kulang.
07:38Hindi niya para
07:38check sa bucket list na yun.
07:39I need courage.
07:40Oo, pero
07:41mag-little miss Philippines
07:43naman.
07:45Mini
07:46mini-me
07:46ganyan.
07:48Ryan,
07:48pasok!
07:49Para na-imagine ka na
07:50pag binagawa mo sa
07:51yes, please.
07:52Joke!
07:52May joke ako.
07:54Yes.
07:54Tungkol sa lawyer.
07:56Lawyer?
07:58Oh, go.
07:59Kaso.
08:01Kaso.
08:04Kaso.
08:05Kaso kasi.
08:05Kaso.
08:06Paano pa kaya
08:07kung nag-joke
08:08si Emilio?
08:09Ayan na.
08:10Ayan na.
08:11Diyos ko, di ba?
08:15Emilio,
08:16may joke naman dyan,
08:17please.
08:18Oo.
08:19Ralph Brent,
08:20katapusan nyo na.
08:23May may ano
08:24dawg dito?
08:26Ang tawag dyan?
08:28Ano?
08:29Pusit.
08:30Pusit.
08:31Ano dito?
08:34Opusit?
08:35Opusit.
08:36Oo.
08:38May pagkalong kay Nicole.
08:40Walang may pagbaling
08:41kay Nicole.
08:42Oh my God.
08:44I can smell.
08:46Oh my God.
08:48Si Nicole parang
08:49nag-blush.
08:51May may sunburn yan,
08:53sunburn.
08:54Ang takal na ni Nicole dito,
08:56pero never natin
08:56siyang natukso
08:57kanino man.
08:58Pero parang ngayon,
08:59parang very natural,
09:01very organic.
09:03Emilio,
09:04Nicole,
09:04parang positive oh.
09:06Yes.
09:08Ganun pala'y feeling.
09:12Serious question,
09:13kinilig kayo, Nicole?
09:18Gusto yata niya.
09:20Ang mga sagot na,
09:21ang mga tanong na hindi
09:22masagot ni Nicole Cardamid.
09:23Okay.
09:25Thank you, Nicole and
09:26Emilio.
09:28So, Kylie,
09:29question.
09:30Sa palagay mo ba,
09:32nasira ang friendship
09:33ng sayote at papaya
09:35dahil sa tinola?
09:37Sa palagay mo ba,
09:39nasira ang friendship
09:40ng sayote at papaya
09:42dahil sa tinola?
09:43Answer!
09:44I believe,
09:46patlam people,
09:47yes,
09:47nasira ang friendship
09:48ng sayote at papaya
09:50dahil unang-una sa lahat,
09:52magkakulay lang sila.
09:53Lahat tayo nalito
09:55sa lasa ng papaya
09:56at sayote
09:56dahil pareho
09:57at pareho lang sila
09:58ng lasa
09:59pag hinalo mo
10:00sa tinola.
10:00And I thank you.
10:04Thank you,
10:05candidate number three.
10:06At ngayon,
10:07alamin natin ang komento
10:07ng ating mga jurado.
10:09Simulan natin
10:09kay jurado
10:10Emilio Daez.
10:13What's up,
10:14madlam people?
10:20Josh Rebong,
10:21maraming salamat
10:23sa sagot mo.
10:24Sa totoo lang,
10:25medyo naguluhan ako
10:26sa sagot mo,
10:28pero
10:28nakuha naman ata
10:29yung punto mo.
10:30Ang isa ko lang
10:31mapapayo sa'yo
10:32is
10:32believe in yourself
10:34kasi
10:34marami kang potential
10:36and I think
10:38you will do just fine
10:39with or without
10:41alcohol.
10:43Kaya tuloy.
10:44Ako alam,
10:45stricto siya eh.
10:46Diba?
10:47Stricto siya.
10:48Stricto siya.
10:49Ganun dapat.
10:50Maraming salamat,
10:51jurado Emilio Daez.
10:52Pakinggan naman natin
10:53ang masasabi ni
10:54jurado Caril.
10:56What's up,
10:57madlam people?
11:00Kylie Balong,
11:01dagami ng tundo.
11:03Ayan,
11:03nakakatawa yung
11:04ano mo,
11:06siguradong-sigurado
11:07ka sa sagot mo
11:08and
11:09nakakatawa
11:10kasi
11:11tinola talaga
11:12ang ulam namin
11:13for this lunch.
11:14Magkakulay.
11:15Akala ko pupunta ka naman
11:16kanina sa political
11:18color pero
11:18nandun ka lang
11:19sa taste.
11:20So,
11:21nabitid lang ako
11:22sa'yo.
11:23I know that you
11:23have so much in you
11:24so I know that
11:25there was so much
11:26more to that answer
11:27but I do love
11:28the yes and attitude
11:29na talagang pinakita
11:30rin sa atin
11:31ni Marian kanina,
11:32ni Marian gorgeous
11:33na
11:34huwag mo nang
11:35awayin yung tanong,
11:36tanggapin mo na lang siya
11:37and go from there.
11:39But yun lang,
11:39I would love to
11:40hear more from you
11:41next time
11:42if makakausad ka pa.
11:43Good luck sa inyong dalawa.
11:45Yes.
11:46Nicole,
11:46it's your turn
11:47to be happy.
11:49To be happy!
11:51May ita claim ko yan.
11:53Nasa ibang era ko ngayon.
11:57Hello,
11:57my love people
11:58and hello ladies.
12:01Josh Rebong,
12:02ang masasabi ko sa'yo,
12:03consistent ka, girl.
12:05Talaga yung personality mo.
12:07Dinala mo
12:07hanggang sa huling question
12:09na sinagot mo.
12:10To be fair,
12:11it was a tricky question.
12:13Para ang hirap
12:13niyang lusutan
12:14and it did take you
12:16a while to get there.
12:17Pero feeling ko
12:18natumbok mo siya eventually
12:19na ang mahal-mahal
12:20kaya mag-gender reveal.
12:22And you went back
12:23to your branding
12:24na in-establish mo ulit
12:25and of course,
12:26nakita ko yung
12:27personality mo doon.
12:28So, yung ngayon,
12:30I'm wondering lang
12:30if you would do better
12:31with a better question.
12:34Diba?
12:34Kasi, in fairness,
12:35mahirap siya.
12:36So, I give you that.
12:37Diba?
12:38Extra points lang din.
12:39And then,
12:40kay Kylie Balong
12:41Dagami,
12:42it was very
12:43matter of fact.
12:44And then,
12:45I was getting there
12:45na getting there
12:46tapos biglang feeling ko,
12:47binitawan mo ko,
12:48iniwan mo ko sa ere.
12:49So, parang hinanap ko lang
12:51yung personality pa.
12:53Tapos yung,
12:54wala kasi akong emotions
12:55na feel noon
12:56na kahit yung joy man lang,
12:57yun lang.
12:58So, ano,
12:59yun lang hinahanap ko.
13:00Nabitin ako sa sagot.
13:01So, congratulations,
13:02series,
13:03and good luck
13:03to the both of you.
13:06Pero maaari talagang
13:07masira ang relasyon nila
13:08dahil dun sa ano.
13:09Sa yote?
13:09Sa yote?
13:10Bakit?
13:11Diba?
13:12Parang dalawang babae yan.
13:13Magkaibigan kayo.
13:14Pero laging kayo
13:15ang pinagkokumpetensya
13:16sa isa't isa.
13:16Kung sino bang pipiliin
13:18sa inyo ng tinola.
13:19Diba?
13:19Sa simula,
13:20parang okay lang yan.
13:21Magkaibigan naman tayo.
13:22Pero sa dulo,
13:23may sakit na rin yun
13:23kung yung isang
13:24laging napipili
13:25at yung isa
13:25laging naiiwan.
13:27Diba?
13:27Walang sino man
13:28ang gustong pinagpipilian
13:29at naiiwan
13:30pagkatapos pagpilian.
13:32So sa tingin mo,
13:32hindi na sila magkakaayos?
13:34Ha?
13:34Hindi na sila magkakaayos?
13:35Magkakaayos yan
13:36kung lumayo sila pareho
13:37kay tinola
13:37dahil si tono tinola
13:38ang toxic
13:39na napapaway
13:40sa kanilang dalawa.
13:41E kung yun,
13:42mas sila lilipat
13:43kung hindi na sila
13:44kay tinola.
13:44Kaya kung pinili,
13:46papaya.
13:47Ang nangyari dun sa sayote,
13:49tinalo.
13:49Hindi na tinola.
13:51Ayun.
13:52That's so witty.
13:54Yeah.
13:54Oo.
13:55Kaya mas magandang
13:56huwag kang mapili.
13:56Okay.
13:57Kasi yung napili,
13:58tinola.
13:59Yung hindi napili,
14:00tinalo.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Oo.
14:03Tapaka,
14:03ang kumain naman,
14:04ibang lahi.
14:05Oo.
14:06Latino.
14:07Oo.
14:08Kung si Ryan naman
14:09ang nagluto ng tinola.
14:11Ano?
14:12No.
14:13Maraming salamat
14:14sa ating mga horados
14:15at good luck
14:16sa ating mga kandidata.
14:18At ang daling
14:19rey na dalaki
14:19of the day
14:20mag-uwi
14:20ng 15,000 pesos
14:21sash at corona.
14:23Karinong talak
14:23am to patak.
14:24Congratulations
14:25to the end.
14:26Number
14:32One Josh Rebong!

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