00:04oh my gosh, no freaking way, is that you? oh my gosh, what are you doing here? I have
00:14not seen you in so long, you look so good, yeah, you finally got that hair treated, yeah
00:23it looks way better than that reds and I've seen you had before, yeah, well, have you back?
00:33yeah, oh, you're having trouble with Ryan? I thought you guys like broke up a while ago
00:42or whatever, or you got back together after you cheated on you, well, I mean, he's not
00:49like looking at other girls who look nothing like you in any way possible on social media
00:53again, right? no? okay, well, is he texting his ex who's like way funnier and richer and
01:07wears $800 perfume? no? okay, so, why are you so upset? you're just suspicious?
01:20well, what does that have to do with me? you want me to do a loyalty test on him?
01:30I don't know, I feel like that's kind of weird, I feel like, I don't really think I should
01:39get like, get like involved in between you guys, it's, it's a little awkward
01:46what do you mean I owe you? look, Jessica, just because I, I already said that I was sorry
01:55that I slept with your boyfriend, I know that I did it again after I said I was sorry, but
02:01like, sometimes you just have to get over things
02:08okay, fine, if I do this, will you leave me alone?
02:15okay, what's his name? I'll go on Instagram, because like, that's where everybody is on Instagram
02:21so, he said Ryan, he said Ryan, Ryan underscore Ryan, okay, let's look at his photos
02:40oh, he looks really original
02:45yeah, that's, that's not a compliment
02:49okay, um, what should I say?
02:54hey, Ryan, I saw you on my For You page
02:57he doesn't know about me, right? like, he's never like seen me
03:00I mean, I guess that doesn't really matter, because like, even if he has like seen me
03:05like, I'm sure that he had texted me back anyways
03:10and I thought you were totally cute
03:15work out sometime
03:17the work out sometime always works, just
03:21well, hopefully it doesn't, but
03:25okay
03:26whatever
03:29so, what do you want to talk about?
03:33how your cat died?
03:36yeah, that, that sucks
03:38yeah
03:41and your grandfather died too, wow, that's
03:46that's inconvenient
03:46okay, so, Ryan texted him back
03:48let's, let's see what he said
03:50okay, I'm really, I'm like, kind of invested in this now
03:54I'm like, actually really happy
03:56that
03:58you came to me
03:59okay, you know, see
04:00okay, he said
04:03hey, where do I know you're from?
04:07see, personally
04:09you would have already failed
04:11because why is he texting me back?
04:13but I'm sure that like, doesn't really bother you
04:16because he's already cheated on you like, three times
04:21okay
04:25I'm, I'm from Brooklyn
04:27I think I've seen you around
04:29do you have a girlfriend?
04:31let's just go to the chase
04:33and see how far he's willing to go with this
04:35because like, this is
04:38okay
04:40sorry
04:42sorry
04:46okay
04:48I said that
04:50so does he like, always reply this fast
04:52to like, random DMs
04:54and not you, or
04:55because I haven't really seen you on your phone once
04:57since you've been here
04:59oh, it's your choice
05:01yeah
05:02no, yeah, I'm sure
05:03I'm
05:05I'm sure it is your choice, yeah
05:08okay
05:08okay
05:09he said
05:10are you ready?
05:13he said
05:14L-O-M-A-O
05:16no
05:18I'm super
05:20I'm super
05:22single
05:22can I take you up on that workout offer?
05:27see, I told you that that would totally work
05:36what?
05:40why are you upset?
05:42like, really?
05:44well
05:44you're the one who wanted me to test him
05:46I can't help that he thinks I'm attractive
05:48okay
05:52what do you mean that I'm ruining your relationship?
05:55your relationship was already ruined
05:59look
06:00maybe you should have gotten someone uglier than you to test him
06:04did you think about that before you came up to me?
06:08clearly not
06:12do you want me to continue?
06:16okay
06:20sometimes you're a lot to handle
06:22but it's okay
06:23because I'm your friend
06:25I'm a real friend
06:26and I'm gonna help you no matter what
06:28even when you are
06:31being really rude
06:33and annoying
06:34and it's kind of ugly
06:36did you know
06:37did you know that
06:39I will text him back
06:41okay
06:41I'm getting to that
06:43but did you know that when you act rude
06:45and mean
06:46it makes you really ugly
06:48like no matter if you are pretty
06:52and like that's what you're doing right now
06:53that's what you're displaying to me right now
06:57okay
06:58well
06:59since you want to go there
07:01since you want to go there
07:03and bring up out
07:04I did something in the past
07:06I was young
07:12who cares if it was nine months ago
07:14I was young
07:15okay
07:15I was
07:16look
07:17you're really starting to piss me off
07:19okay
07:20I don't even know
07:21I don't even know
07:24why I bothered helping you
07:27and your ugly rat boyfriend
07:30if I wanted your boyfriend
07:33I would've already had him
07:37you don't have to worry about me continuing it
07:40because I'm not going to
07:43he's way below my standards anyway
07:52look
07:54I'm not going to sit here
07:55and apologize for anything
07:56because I did nothing wrong
07:59and if you want to sit there
08:01and act like you didn't do anything wrong
08:04that's fine
08:06you can do whatever you want to do
08:10but either say something to me
08:12or just go
08:21what?
08:25really?
08:26look
08:27you can call me all the mean names
08:29that you want to call me
08:31I know that you're jealous of me
08:33it's okay
08:34it's okay
08:35you've always been jealous of me
08:38yeah
08:38yeah
08:41I'm sure
08:42I'm sure
08:43yeah
08:43go
08:44you can go back to your boyfriend now
08:47I remember why we haven't talked in years
08:49I remember now
08:53yeah
08:54you can go back to your boyfriend
08:55that's cheated on you three times
08:58and you can go tell him
09:00that I said hi
09:02and that if he ever gets bored
09:04he knows where to find me
09:08okay
09:09thanks
09:10maybe I'll call you later
09:12maybe I'll call you later
09:12maybe I'll call you later
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