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Bryson discusses his stories in an animated and comedic tone.
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00:09You all read the title, you all clicked on the video, you know what's about to happen.
00:14The time I got misgendered.
00:16And just to prevent the audience from misgendering me as well, as they have before, please know
00:22that I am a boy.
00:23Okay?
00:24Okay.
00:25So, about two years ago, I decided that I wanted a game, but not just any game, a game from
00:31GameStop.
00:33From StameGop.
00:34So I decided to call up StameGop and ask if they had the game or not.
00:38Hi, this is StameGop, how may I help you, blah blah blah, my manager is making me say this.
00:43Hi, I wanted to know if you guys have Kariomart for the 4DS.
00:47Okay, let me check.
00:52Yep, we've got it here.
00:53Would you like us to hold it for you?
00:55Yes, please.
00:56I'll be there in 10 minutes.
00:58Okay then.
00:58See you then, ma'am.
01:01Ma'am?
01:03Ma'am?
01:05But, but, but, she thought I was a girl.
01:10AHHHHH!
01:11Wait, no.
01:11I mean...
01:12AHHHHH!
01:14Testosterone!
01:14AHHHHH!
01:15It hurt my pride, but I went ahead and made my way over to StameGop and I ran inside.
01:20Hi, do you have Kariomart?
01:22Yes, we do.
01:24Are you the one that called?
01:25Yup, that's me.
01:27Heh.
01:28By this point, I think the lady was confused because she knew that I was the same person
01:32that called her on the phone that she thought was a girl, but now she was looking at me and
01:36probably thinking I might be a boy.
01:37At least, I hope I look like a boy.
01:40So, I get the game, I pay for it, and I nervously say, okay, thanks.
01:46And the lady says, okay, see you later, ma'am.
01:50Sir?
01:52She actually said that.
01:54So, apparently, my appearance is not enough to confirm that I'm a boy.
01:58She was so confused that she actually said ma'am and then tried to correct it to sir.
02:04That is not a good move.
02:05That's a lose-lose if I've ever seen one.
02:08I got into the car, questioned my existence, told my mom, she laughed at me, and then I
02:14went home.
02:15But hey, at least I got to play Kariomart.
02:17By the way, I just want to say that none of you can beat me in Kariomart 8 Deluxe.
02:22None of you.
02:23In fact, one time my mom saw me mopping the floor with my friends, so she challenged me,
02:27and I mopped the floor with her too.
02:29She's kind of a poor sport, so she took me to a real go-karting place and absolutely destroyed
02:34me because she's a fantastic driver.
02:37It hurt, but at least I know I'm the champion of Kariomart.
02:40So yeah, that's the end of the video, sorry it's kind of short, and goodbye.
02:45What the heck?
02:46The drifting doesn't give you that spark boost, and where the heck are the items?
02:50What a ripoff.
02:53Hanky, can you say thank you for 100,000 subscribers?
02:58I can do it.
03:00Alright, do it.
03:01Subscribers as Daniel.
03:08Thank you guys so much for 100,000 subscribers.
03:11It's seriously been an insane journey.
03:14We're going to do a 100k special.
03:16I think you'll like it.
03:18School is just starting up again, so it's going to be hard to upload frequently, but I
03:21do have about five videos after this planned, so we'll see when those come out.
03:28It's been an incredible journey.
03:30Are you laughing?
03:32Hanky.
03:33Hanky.
03:34Hanky.
03:34Hank, what's your favorite color?
03:36My, my, my, my Mr. Incredible.
03:40Mr. Incredible is your favorite color?
03:41Uh huh.
03:42Uh huh.
03:43Uh huh.
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03:47Uh huh.
03:48Uh huh.
03:49Uh huh.
03:50Okay.
03:52I'm gonna do good!
03:53Uh huh.
03:53Uh huh.
03:54Uh huh.
03:54Uhhh.
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