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  • 6 days ago
“Keep dreaming, sh*tball.”
My first time digitizing a tape with Macrovision (it wasn't fun, trust me)
Also bless Paul Gambaccini for trying so hard to convince me to rent Ratboy... still not convinced.
1. Warner Home Video Logo 1986
2. Warner Home Video Coming Soon promo voiced by Paul Gambaccini (featuring shortened trailers for Mannequin, Police Academy 4, Ratboy, Little Shop of Horrors and Superman 4)
3. Lethal Weapon Trailer
4. BBFC Card
5. Start of Film
I do not own the rights, no money is being made

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Transcript
00:21Welcome again to Coming Soon,
00:23a Warner Home Video special feature
00:25previewing all that's best in future entertainment.
00:31Jonathan's an artist who has created the ideal model.
00:34Emmy, a mannequin.
00:35The problem is, she only comes to life when no one else is looking.
00:39Mannequin is crazy, hilarious, and delightful.
00:41You know, you're the first thing I've created
00:43that made me feel like an artist.
00:44To the rest of the world, he's a disaster.
00:46You're fired!
00:48And she's a dummy.
00:50You are one sick puppy.
00:53But together...
00:54Hey, don't do that.
00:55You weren't so shy when you were creating me.
00:57You weren't so real.
00:58They make magic.
01:00He's talking to the dummy again.
01:02Andrew McCarthy.
01:03Kim Cattrall.
01:04You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood.
01:08Mannequin.
01:10They're a disaster.
01:12They're outrageous.
01:13And they're back.
01:14This time, our loony crime busters really go over the top
01:16as the Citizens on Patrol program gets into shape
01:19in Police Academy 4.
01:21Attention all cars!
01:21Attention all cars!
01:22Mahoney.
01:23Gee, I love saying that.
01:25Jones.
01:26By Dower.
01:31Sweet Chai.
01:34Zen.
01:36And Tackleberry.
01:38Police!
01:39Good idea.
01:40From now on, by Land.
01:42You have the right to remain silent.
01:46Who's gonna save me?
01:47By C.
01:48Or by Air.
01:50There's no escaping justice.
01:53Selvin!
01:53May I see your license and registration, please?
01:56I can blast them out of the sky, sir.
01:58Not yet.
01:59I should give them a warning shot first.
02:03Rat Boy is an extraordinary film that will stay with you long after it has ended.
02:07It's a film with a feeling of bittersweet strangeness,
02:09a modern fable that will amuse and touch you,
02:12make you laugh and cry.
02:14All you gotta do is, like, get a nose job,
02:16get your ears fixed,
02:18get your teeth fixed,
02:19shave some of that hair off your hands,
02:20and just be yourself.
02:21Hey, look, Rat Boy is no phony.
02:23I tell you, the rat thing aside,
02:26he is a good dancer.
02:27He can do anything you want.
02:28He's an animal, right?
02:31It's like...
02:33like magic.
02:37Those whiskers...
02:39are part of you, Eugene.
02:41Part of who you are.
02:44Eugene, ugly.
02:46Well, of course you're ugly.
02:47Nobody said you weren't.
02:49But, hey, maybe you got sold, too.
02:51But he's very special!
02:55Based on the Broadway and West End smash,
02:58Little Shop of Horrors combines the talents of a manic cast
03:01with a plant from outer space that knows what it likes to eat.
03:05Little Shop of Horrors.
03:06A story about a boy.
03:08Giving you sunlight.
03:10I've given you rain.
03:12Looks like you're not happy.
03:14Unless I open a van.
03:17Where did you get such a weird place?
03:21I'm giving you sunlight.
03:22No, no, no, no, no.
03:25You'll be a dentist.
03:27He's a dentist.
03:28You have a talent for causing things to aim.
03:31Son, be a dentist.
03:33He's a dentist.
03:34People will pay you to be inhumane.
03:37Just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm playing.
03:41I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and it looks like you've been hanged.
03:45Little Shop of Horrors.
03:48Lex Luthor creates a clear man whose powers possibly surpass those of the Man of Steel.
03:54Our hero faces his most awesome adversary in Superman IV, The Quest for Peace.
03:58He's created a being more powerful than the Man of Steel.
04:02More smarter than I thought.
04:06He'll pierce his skin.
04:10He'll dance on his grave.
04:14What are you doing back in Metropolis?
04:17The dude of steel.
04:20Where are you gonna get it?
04:24Is that adorable?
04:41Films that will fill your home with quality entertainment.
04:44All coming soon from Warner Home Video.
04:57He's a criminal's worst nightmare.
04:59A cop who enjoys the danger.
05:01No guns, no jiu-jitsu.
05:02Just bring him down.
05:03Do you really want to jump?
05:05Well, then that's fine.
05:07Wait, what do you mean?
05:08Wait a minute.
05:11He was ready to retire.
05:13Now, he's gonna wish he had.
05:15Gun!
05:19Raj, meet you in your partner.
05:22Lupin.
05:24I'm too old for this.
05:30Don't kill anybody.
05:31Don't kill anybody.
05:34I'm too old for this.
05:38Are you as good as you say you are?
05:41Nobody can touch me.
05:43Suppose we better register you as a lethal weapon.
05:49You ever met anybody you didn't kill?
05:55Well, I haven't killed you yet.
06:05You
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