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Three friends launch an app to rent men for events like family gatherings or high school reunions, but the service complicates their own love lives.
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00:00No, I'ma be single forever.
00:02But I thought we were...
00:05Nah, babe, chill.
00:06You know what? I'm done with you.
00:07You and them baggy-ass drawers you wear.
00:09And you're not even wearing a ring.
00:11My man is here.
00:13Let's get into the Rent-A-Bay app.
00:15What makes this different from other apps?
00:18Like Backpage.
00:20Backpage? Girl, you used to be on Backpage.
00:22Stop!
00:24Damn!
00:25What if there was like an app where you could order a boyfriend?
00:27So we're gonna have to go through this.
00:30Introducing...
00:30Rent-A-Bay.
00:31I was just gonna try it out.
00:33Because sender don't be senderun like you used to.
00:35I'm trying to make a little extra cast.
00:36This is not a good idea.
00:38How do you know if these guys are not crazy?
00:40Like, they could be really like off-the-rockers.
00:42It's been some of these women.
00:43Really? I'm too pretty to fight.
00:45You ain't too pretty to get that ass whooped on.
00:47See that?
00:47You've done this before. It's just a man.
00:49I might have somebody for you.
00:50You get nigga.
00:51You get nigga.
00:53Time is ticking and my ovaries are drying up as we speak.
00:55But you know what they say?
00:56The best ideas always come from you trying to solve your own problems.
01:00We're willing to make you part-owners.
01:02Again, we want to take this app to the next level.
01:04You have to pay these people.
01:06But Amanda, we don't have any money.
01:08Mr. Jose Quavo, can I ask you a question?
01:10Quavo, please.
01:12Yeah, whatever.
01:12How about you willing to give us for the app?
01:14$75,000.
01:16God damn, Tophers!
01:17Today I love you.
01:18You my everything.
01:19Does she know something that I don't know?
01:24I slept with Kwan.
01:25What?
01:26Who?
01:27Shamar Kwan rhymes to the stand.
01:29Kwan?
01:30I know the Miam's better been working.
01:32He better stand tall up there.
01:33Oh, they to the Ooyles, honey.
01:34Her right there?
01:35We had a couple of complaints.
01:37Yeah, but we don't really need to get into that.
01:39She put a baby on a date.
01:40Why would you do that?
01:42I'm about to cancel out this date and give you a bad review.
01:44So when we go in there, you're my boyfriend.
01:47No, you lying.
01:48Thank you, Jesus, baby, come on in there.
01:50How you doing, man?
01:50You want to just stunt on a hating ass hoe.
01:53This is my new boyfriend's Gavin.
01:57Renna Bae is not a dating app.
01:59I mean, unless you needed the bitch.
02:01Okay.
02:01I mean, at this point, when you walked, I saw diamonds falling out.
02:05I look on the bright side.
02:07I'm single now.
02:08Someone wants you out of business.
02:10That wouldn't have been this much fun, though, would it?
02:13Buy your hand for a day on Renna Bae.
02:15Hey, buy your hand for a day on Renna Bae.
02:18Buy your hand for a day.
02:19Renna Bae.
02:28I got a cramp.
02:30I got a cramp.
02:31Work do it.
02:32Work do it.
02:32I got a cramp.
02:33Work do it.
02:33Work do it.
02:33Work do it.

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