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00:00More tawa, more sayang!
00:05Ahh!
00:07My eyes!
00:11Ahh!
00:11Wait!
00:13What?
00:13What?
00:13What?
00:14What?
00:14What?
00:14What?
00:15What?
00:17What?
00:19Wait.
00:21Ako na kaya si Bubay?
00:22Kanina pa ako dito.
00:23I'm here!
00:25Oh my God!
00:28Bubay!
00:30Ikaw ba yan?
00:32Lakin ang ginanda mo, friend!
00:35Wait!
00:36Wait!
00:37Wait!
00:37Wait!
00:38Sige!
00:38Ikaw ba na, Bubay?
00:40Ang in fairness ha!
00:42Ang galing na baka rito, okay sa'yo ha!
00:44Ano?
00:44Umangat niyong *** mo, friend!
00:46Mula dito na punta dito, no?
00:48Hindi!
00:49Pwede sa'ng galing!
00:50Sino doktor mo?
00:51Ano ka ba?
00:52Hindi ako si Bubay!
00:54Ako ang inyong bagong color girl, Ashley Rivera!
00:59O ano namang gagawin mo dito, Abel?
01:02Eh kasi ang ating kaibigan na si Bubay ang dun sa Canada nanunood ng laro ni Alex Eyal.
01:08Kaya ako na muna dito para Alex Eyal Avenue sumayon.
01:12Well, I have no choice, okay?
01:14So, kalingan mo ha!
01:16Ayaw!
01:17Pawal dito ang slow!
01:18Uy, makaslow ka naman! Grabe ka!
01:20Sa'ng palin kaya kita dyan?
01:21Aray!
01:22Wala pa yung sumulang!
01:23Wala pa!
01:24Okay!
01:25Let's go!
01:26Simulan na natin to!
01:28Okay!
01:28Kaya naman, sama-sama kulitan!
01:30Sama-sama tawanan!
01:31Here!
01:32There!
01:33And everywhere!
01:35Dibas!
01:35Pagalong!
01:36Tara na!
01:37Tara na!
01:38Dibas na!
01:39Narito na ang tambalan na palaging on the go!
01:43Tara na!
01:44Dibas na!
01:46Dabuway ng Dekasyo!
01:48Yo!
01:49Tara na!
01:50Dibas na!
01:52Nagulitan, magtawanan at marami pa iba!
01:55Tara na!
01:55Tara na!
01:56And yes!
01:57Dahil nagulan na ang uulan din ng kilig sa ating episode ngayong gabi!
02:01At kahit malamig ang panahon,
02:03naman natin ang init ng pagmamahal ng ating mga katibas!
02:07Isang sigawan naman dyan!
02:09Woo!
02:10Mas magand na yan kung sabay-sabay!
02:13Sabah!
02:14Ang husay!
02:16Okay!
02:16Dahil nagbabalik ang paboritong matchmaking game ng mga hopeless romantic
02:21ng mga taong walang diyowa
02:23ng mga taong kawawa!
02:26Oh my gosh!
02:27Ang mga taong umaasa na lang sa dasal!
02:29Apa?
02:30Ito ang
02:31PUSUAN NAIAN!
02:35Siyempre, kilalaning muna natin ang ating searcher
02:38na kung naghahanap daw siya ng kayakap ngayong tagulan!
02:42Malaming nga naman, siyempre!
02:43Oo, cuddle weathering!
02:45Kilalaning ang beauty queen na naging law student
02:47at ngayong sexy actress
02:51Shannon Sizen
02:53Makakahanap kaya siya ng pusong magpapainit sa kanyang gabi
02:57dito sa T-Bats on the Go!
03:01Please welcome ang babaeng!
03:04Kahit malamig ang panahon,
03:06kayang painitin ang inyong maghapon!
03:09Please welcome si Miss Nag-Aapoy!
03:14Hello Miss Nag-Aapoy!
03:16Hello Miss Nag-Aapoy!
03:17Hello Miss Nag-Aapoy!
03:19Hello Miss Nag-Aapoy!
03:19Kumusta ka?
03:20Okay naman!
03:22Excited!
03:23I don't know!
03:24I don't know!
03:24I don't know!
03:25Nabasa ka ba sa ulan?
03:26Medyo, ang lakas ng ulan sa labas!
03:28Pero siyempre!
03:30Kailangan natin maging tuyo for this segment!
03:33Ayan!
03:49Ayan!
03:50Yes!
03:51Number one, kailangan mabango!
03:53Mabango!
03:53Mabango!
03:54Paano pag hindi mabango?
03:55Out kagad!
03:56Ako, mahirap!
03:57Pinapaliguan niya!
03:58Sige!
03:59Number two!
04:00Or, sige!
04:01Pwede na yung medyo mamasel-masel!
04:03Mamasel-masel!
04:04Ah!
04:05Gusto ko rin ba!
04:06Tigas-tigas ganun!
04:07But siyempre!
04:08Ano yung third quality?
04:10Sige!
04:11Matangkat!
04:12Matangkat!
04:14Dahil nasabi mo yung mga qualities na gusto mo,
04:16Tamang-tama!
04:18May tatlo kaming ipapakilala sa'yo!
04:20Kaya!
04:21Lapitan mo na sila!
04:23Kailangan ni-describe mo sila sa amin isa-isa!
04:26Okay!
04:26Tutulungan kita ating nag-aaboy para mahanap mo yung tama talaga!
04:30Oo!
04:30Kaya nilipat ako dito, girl!
04:32Go!
04:32Go!
04:34Siguro daw ay...
04:34Ako ah!
04:35Mamasel-masal ba!
04:36Akin yan ah!
04:38Ayan!
04:39Tank number one!
04:40Ako!
04:41Matipuno!
04:42Matipuno!
04:43Ay!
04:44Talaga ba?
04:45Matangkat!
04:46Ay!
04:47Matangkat!
04:47Uwi na!
04:49Okay!
04:50Naninigarilyo sa puno!
04:51Ha!
04:52Ay!
04:52Ay!
04:53Ay!
04:53Ay!
04:57Ay!
04:58Ay!
05:04Ay!
05:06Ay!
05:08Ay!
05:16Ay!
05:16Ay!
05:17Ay!
05:18Ay!
05:18Ay!
05:19Ay!
05:20Ay!
05:23Ay!
05:24Ay!
05:26Ay!
05:28Ay!
05:29Ay!
05:30Ay!
05:31Ay!
05:32Ay!
05:34Ay!
05:35Yes, and it's good, and it's good, and you can't get it.
05:40But it's like I'm going to be excited for you, right?
05:44But since we know the three Hanks,
05:47what you described,
05:49can we hear your voices?
05:52Okay.
05:53Hanks number one,
05:54let's go first.
05:55Go ahead.
05:56What are your voices when you talk to your phone?
06:00That's it.
06:01Hello, Miss Nagaapoy.
06:03Ako nga pala si Mr. Malambing.
06:07I'm an actor and a model,
06:09at kaya kita ang paibigan.
06:11Ay!
06:12Actor and model?
06:13Para naman ang lambing ng boss, eh?
06:15Oo nga.
06:16May pick-up line pa ako.
06:18May pick-up line na siya!
06:20Sige, game-game.
06:21Miss Nagaapoy,
06:23alam mo bang bagay tayo?
06:25Bakit?
06:26Kasi you're just a boy, and I'm just a boy.
06:28I'm a boy na mahilig maglaro ng apoy.
06:31Mahilig maglaro ng apoy?
06:33Ay!
06:34Patingin ka!
06:35Ay!
06:36Ay!
06:36Oh my God!
06:37Kasi doon mo na dyan.
06:40Nasusunog ka na lang.
06:40Bibigyan kang maitira.
06:42Okay.
06:42Nalinig mo ba yun?
06:43Miss Nagaapoy?
06:44Oo.
06:45Miss Nagaapoy,
06:47ang tanong,
06:47nag-init ka ba sa pick-up line?
06:50O uminit lang ang hulo mo?
06:52In between.
06:53In between!
06:54In between!
06:55Okay!
06:55Sige natin mamaya.
06:56O, tignan daw natin mamaya.
06:58O, ready na daw siya sa ating hunk number 2 o friend.
07:02Okay, ating hunk number 2.
07:04Pagpakilala ka na.
07:04Hi Miss Nagaapoy.
07:06Hi.
07:07Ako si Mr. Masarap.
07:09Masarap daw siya.
07:11Pag akong pinili mo, sigurado dahil isa akong model at plenary art student, siguradong sigurado ako na may pagluluto kita
07:20ng masarap na adobo.
07:22Mariling mo yun?
07:23Mariling mo yun?
07:24Mariling mo yun?
07:25Pulinaryo daw siya.
07:26Mas nagaapoy?
07:28Bakit?
07:29May pick-up line ako sa'yo.
07:30Ano yan?
07:31Ano yan?
07:32Putsero ka ba?
07:33Putsero ka ba?
07:34Bakit?
07:35Dahil gusto kitang saugan ng saging na saba.
07:40Saugan ng saging na saba?
07:43Nariling mo yung Mr. Kaapoy?
07:45Nariling mo yung mga saging niya?
07:47Ashley mo nuna.
07:48Excited ako makita eh.
07:50Pamaya!
07:50Ako mahala sa'yo.
07:52Malami na yung saging.
07:53Anong masasabi mo doon Miss Nagaapoy?
07:56Kumakain ka ba ng saging ng saba?
07:58Saba ko señorita yan.
08:00Ay!
08:00Kailangan ko malaman.
08:02Gusto ko yung lakatan.
08:03Ako lakatan.
08:04Dapat lakatan yan ah.
08:05Lakatan.
08:07Ready na kami kay hunk number 3, friend.
08:10Okay.
08:11Narinig mo na.
08:12So, ito ready na si hunk number 3.
08:15Go!
08:15Magpakilala ka na.
08:17Oh!
08:19Oh!
08:20Miss Nagaapoy.
08:22Ako nga pala si Mr. Matigas.
08:25Matigas!
08:26Matigas!
08:26Matigas ang aking paninindigan at ang aking katawan.
08:30Wow!
08:30Isa akong aktor at basketbolista.
08:33Ayan!
08:33Pero Miss Nagaapoy, hindi ako marunong mambola.
08:37Shoot lang!
08:41Mag-shoot lang!
08:42Mag-shoot lang!
08:43Mag-shoot lang!
08:43Mag-shoot lang!
08:44Mag-shoot lang!
08:44Mag-shoot lang!
08:44Mag-shoot lang!
08:45Mag-shoot lang!
08:45Mag-shoot lang!
08:46Mag-shoot lang!
08:47Miss Nagaapoy, may pick-up line ako!
08:49Anong pick-up line?
08:50Pinat ka ba?
08:52Bakit?
08:52Pinat-ibok mo kasi puso ko eh!
08:54Please!
08:57Pero mahina yung boso si hunk number 3.
09:00Ay!
09:00Medyo shy-shoot.
09:01Shy-type natal na siya.
09:03Basketbolista pero medyo shy-type.
09:04Maka binubola na lang talaga ako nito.
09:08Miss Nagaapoy, matapos mong marinig ang introduction ng ating tatlong hunk.
09:15It's time to ask them some questions.
09:17Para naman mas makilala natin sila, di ba?
09:21So, ayan.
09:22Question number 1.
09:23Kung madedate tayo pero super lakas ng ulan,
09:27saan mo ko dadalhin?
09:29Well, Miss Nagaapoy, dadalhin kita sa lugawan.
09:32Sa lugawan!
09:33Anong bakit?
09:34Bakit?
09:34Kasi siyempre, para mag-init yung pagmamahalan natin.
09:37At saka, special din ang lugaw kasi may itlog.
09:40Ay!
09:41Kailangan i-emphasize na may itlog daw ang lugaw.
09:44Isin mo ba ng itlog?
09:46Narinig mo yung Miss Nagaapoy, dadalhin ka daw niyan sa lugawan.
09:49At doon ka niya liligawan.
09:51Liligawan.
09:52Papakainin ng hardwood egg, ganun.
09:53Basta with twalya yun ha, saka with puso.
09:57Okay, punta naman tayo kay Mr. Masarap.
10:01Hi Miss Nagaapoy.
10:03Dahil nga maulan, dadalhin kita sa aking kusina.
10:06Para malaman mo bakit ako tinawag na Mr. Masarap.
10:09Dahil ipagluluto kita ng masarap na pagkain.
10:12Mama!
10:12Kasi dadalhin ka niya sa kusina.
10:15Sa kusina na?
10:16Sa kusina na?
10:16Kusina na?
10:18Nakaluluhan naman.
10:19At least ipagluluto naman niya.
10:23Ano yung favorite kong dish?
10:25Ako, pilih ako sa spicy.
10:28So mga Bicol Express.
10:30Bicol Express!
10:31Kung Bicol Express lang yung gusto mo,
10:33kayang-kaya ko yan para sa'yo.
10:35Ay!
10:37Palabay!
10:38Next!
10:38Next!
10:39Si Mr. Matigas!
10:42Ako dadalhin kita sa coffee shop.
10:44Coffee shop!
10:45Coffee shop!
10:46Masaya na ako.
10:47Basta kapelling lang kita.
10:49Okay!
10:53Oh, next question!
10:54Next question!
10:55Next question!
10:56Gusto mo i-test ang galing nyo sa pag-arte.
11:00Bibigyan ko kayo ng sitwasyon na i-act out nyo kasama si Tekla o si Ashley.
11:05Okay.
11:06Game?
11:07Siyempre mauna ka Mr. Malambing.
11:10Ready?
11:10Ayan!
11:11Ano sa situation?
11:12Kunwari nasa mall kayo ni Tekla.
11:15Tapos nakasalubo mo yung tunay na asawa si Ashley.
11:20Aawain ka niya.
11:21Ano ang gagawin mo?
11:22Okay.
11:23Okay.
11:23Okay, ready?
11:25Three, two, one, action!
11:31Ano to?
11:33Sino yung kasama mo?
11:35Driver ko lang yun.
11:36Driver ko lang yun.
11:37Bakit nagsin mo naman sa driver mo ba?
11:39Hindi ko alam pa yung driver tayo.
11:40Sino ka?
11:41Sandali.
11:42Sandali.
11:44Sino ka?
11:45And who are you?
11:47Ako ang legal wife.
11:48And who are you?
11:49Ako ang kapitbahay niyo.
11:51And so?
11:53Ikaw naman?
11:54Paghanop ka na lang ako.
11:55Bakit ganyan pa?
11:56What is this?
11:57Driver ko yan.
11:58Bakit?
11:58Bakit nag-oligas kayo?
12:00Ang kapal na mukha mo.
12:01Sabihin mo ang totoo.
12:02Ano mo, nami-miss kasi kita.
12:05Kinamit mo lang ako?
12:06Ganon?
12:07Oo.
12:08Wah-wah.
12:09Ang kapal na mukha mo.
12:11Ipagpapalit mo ko dito sa buksidor.
12:13Bakit tawang anong tawad?
12:14Sa nila mo nangakatawan itong ginawa mo?
12:16Hindi naman.
12:17Ano lang?
12:17It's a prank.
12:18It's a prank?
12:19It's a prank.
12:20Ang kapal na mukha mo.
12:22Prank ito.
12:23Pinigay ito sa'yo yung kaliwang kidney ko.
12:25Tapos ito ang gagati.
12:26Salamat.
12:27Eh, Kat.
12:28Masyadong mabait.
12:29Mabait?
12:30Masyadong nakakatawa sa katilahan.
12:32Mabait?
12:32Oo.
12:33It's a prank ko na.
12:35Paano hindi ka gano'n?
12:36Ay, hindi ka gano'n.
12:37Ay, hindi ka.
12:38Bumari nga lang, Tol.
12:39Ano ba?
12:39Parang ako kung sila serious mo.
12:40Parang active na tulid.
12:41I don't understand.
12:42So hindi daw siya thank you.
12:45Masyadong lang siya na-overwhelm.
12:46Masyadong lang siya na-overwhelm.
12:46So yun ang take away ko.
12:47Hindi daw siya cheater.
12:48Pero prankster siya.
12:49Pero prankster siya.
12:51Baka mamaya ako na'y pinaprank?
12:53Oo.
12:53Sa prank lang daw.
12:55Alam mo na.
12:55Next situation.
12:56Next.
12:57Kay Mr. Masarap.
12:58Habang namamasyal kasama ang gawa mo si Tekla,
13:02bigla itong nahimatay.
13:04At tuluyang namatay.
13:06Ano ang gagawin mo?
13:07Ready ka na, friend.
13:08Action!
13:11Off.
13:13Paano ka?
13:15Off.
13:22Hala!
13:25May naimatay.
13:26Tulong!
13:27Saan?
13:27Parang hindi mo kilala yun naimatay?
13:30Baka!
13:31Baka!
13:31Baka!
13:32Baka!
13:32Baka!
13:35Baka!
13:35Okay na ako!
13:39Okay na ako!
13:41Okay na ako!
13:42Okay na ako!
13:42Okay na ako!
13:42Okay na ako!
13:43Okay na ako!
13:43Okay na ako!
13:43Asan tayo?
13:44Tapos na yung mouth to mouth.
13:46Ha?
13:46Hindi ko nakita.
13:47Pwede isa pa nga.
13:50Okay na?
13:51Okay na.
13:53Okay na ako!
13:54Okay na ako!
13:55Minout to mouth!
13:56Yun ang ginawa!
13:57Minout to mouth!
13:57Pwede nalong ka talaga si Tekla kaysa sa akin.
13:59Nouna na talaga!
14:00Hindi!
14:01Imaginary lang yung friend!
14:02Ano ko sa experience?
14:04Para naman matiwanagad sa.
14:06May be that!
14:07The best!
14:07Perfect perfect!
14:09Sarap!
14:10Masarap!
14:11Okay!
14:12Soft on the lips!
14:13Okay!
14:13Next situation!
14:15Mr. Matigas!
14:17Kunwari aakit ka ng ligaw sa akin!
14:19Pero hinarangan ka ng nanay kong si Ashley eh!
14:22Kasi ayaw niya sa'yo!
14:23Ano ang sasabihin mo?
14:25Tekla!
14:26Kunwari ikaw yung tatay ko ah!
14:28Nanay tatay!
14:29Nanay tatay!
14:29Nanay ka?
14:30Nanay tatay!
14:31O sige!
14:32Maligaw!
14:33Let's camera!
14:34Action!
14:35Dave!
14:36Hello mo nga!
14:37Hello po!
14:38Good evening po!
14:39Good evening!
14:39Oo!
14:39Ako po si Mr. Matigas!
14:41May pinto kami eh!
14:42May pinto kami eh!
14:43Kumatok ka my doorbell!
14:44May doorbell!
14:45Ano ba naman to?
14:46May doorbell!
14:48No!
14:48Digital yung doorbell lamin!
14:50Okay!
14:52Dave wait lang ha!
14:55Ayan daming lock!
14:56Napaka safe!
14:57Oh!
14:59Yan!
14:59Naka-call just eh!
15:03Okay!
15:05Sino ka?
15:05Good evening po!
15:06Ako po si Mr. Matigas!
15:07Ha?
15:08Mr. Matigas!
15:09Asan ka ba?
15:10Mr. Matigas po!
15:11Anong balak mo?
15:13Ah!
15:14Yes!
15:14Mr. Matigas po!
15:15Babe ito ba yung nabalitaan kong ligaw ng anak natin?
15:17Oo! Bakit?
15:18Anong pakay mo dito Mr. Matigas ha?
15:20Ipapaalam ko lang po liligawan ko lang po sana yung anak nyo.
15:23At bakit?
15:24Bakit pinag-aaral pa namin siya?
15:26Eh!
15:26Mahal na mahal ko po yung anak nyo!
15:28Wala kaming nakayalak ko!
15:29Mr. Matigas po!
15:30Nanigigaw ka pala!
15:31Mahal mo na kagad!
15:32Paano nangyari yun?
15:33Tama ka dyan babe!
15:34Mayroon po ako isang salita.
15:35At nakikita ko naman na yung anak nyo ang makakasama ko habang buhay.
15:39Anong ipapakail mo sa anak ko?
15:41Sopas!
15:42Sopas!
15:43Sopas!
15:44Sopas!
15:44Nakakabilis mo ito!
15:45Ayaw ko buhayan na sopas lang?
15:48Kaya!
15:48Hindi lang yun yung kaya kong gawin!
15:50Ay!
15:53Dito!
15:53Ano dito?
15:55Sorry bro!
15:55Sopas!
15:56Tito!
15:57Okay!
15:57Anong maibig?
15:58May papangako mo sa amin bilang magulang?
16:01Aalagaan ko po at puprotektahan ko.
16:02Puprotektahan ko.
16:04Puprotektahan ko dahil matigas ako.
16:06Paano?
16:06Gamit nga ba?
16:08Mas matigas pa ako sa'yo Tito!
16:10Ay!
16:10Hindi na hapod na magsutukan niya kayo!
16:12Sige pakita mo sakin!
16:13Hawa ka mo!
16:15Hawa ka mo!
16:15Ay!
16:16Babe!
16:17Patingin nga!
16:17Hindi ako naniniwala!
16:18Hindi ako naniniwala!
16:20Uy!
16:21Hawa ka mo lang!
16:22Tito!
16:22Sorry!
16:23Nakirid away lang ako ba yun!
16:25Okay Ben!
16:27Hindi!
16:28Parang huwag nasa anak natin!
16:30Hindi na pala ako!
16:31Ayan!
16:31Malandi ka rin eh!
16:34Okay!
16:34Okay Kat!
16:37Papara sakin yun eh!
16:38Parang ano!
16:39Ang tagano!
16:39Ang tagano!
16:39Ang tagano!
16:40Ang tagano!
16:40Ang tagano!
16:40Ang tagano!
16:41Ang tagano!
16:43Ang tagano!
16:51Ang tagano!
16:57Ang tagano!
16:59Ang tagano!
16:59Nalilito na si Miss Mapoy!
17:02Anakapoy pa lang!
17:03Gusto ko sa lalaki!
17:04Health-conscious din!
17:05Pwede bang hawakan ang patigas na bahagi na ito!
17:10Ayan na nga!
17:11Ayan na nga!
17:12Kakaapain ko ha!
17:14Magpa-blindfold ako!
17:15Let me help you.
17:18Okay.
17:19Okay.
17:21The first meal of Mrs. Nakaaboy
17:25is no other than Mr. Malatwing.
17:29Here's Nakaaboy.
17:32It's time for the meal.
17:35It's time for the meal.
17:36That's it.
17:37Oh!
17:38You don't have a meal.
17:40You don't have a meal.
17:42You don't have a meal.
17:46It's time for the meal.
17:49You don't have a meal.
17:49That's why it's time for the meal.
17:52Why are you so much?
17:52When it's time for the meal,
17:53it's time for the meal.
17:55It's time for the meal.
17:57I'm sorry.
18:00You're so much awake.
18:01I'm so hungry.
18:04Can you just give me a kiss?
18:10You're so hungry.
18:12Are you ready?
18:14Is this the chest?
18:14Hey!
18:15Hey!
18:16Hey!
18:18Can you look at me?
18:20Hey!
18:20Hey!
18:22Don't you reach the chest?
18:24Yes!
18:27Hey!
18:29Hey!
18:29Hey!
18:29What did you feel like?
18:31Yummy!
18:33Yummy!
18:33Yummy!
18:34Oh, this is intact!
18:38It's not intact!
18:39Oh, look at your face!
18:40Yeah!
18:40Oh
19:10Oh
19:10Oh
19:14Wala ta
19:15Wala
19:18Masyada na
19:18Masyada na
19:20Para sold na
19:24Sold na
19:26May dalawa pa
19:28May dalawa pa
19:29Kung nabusog ka sa una
19:32Katapusan mo na
19:34Mister
19:35Masarap kaman
19:36Eto na
19:37Ako yung sapatok
19:40Masarap
19:42Kamay muna
19:43Ay malamig yung kamay
19:47Malamig ka
19:48Pinakabahan ka no
19:49Ay ay makakaini
19:52Kamay kamay kapak
19:54Pulso pulso
19:55Malaki kamay mahaba
19:57Malaki kamay malaki ang
20:00Sampal
20:02Ako
20:03Ay
20:04Ay biceps din
20:07Ay biceps din
20:08Sarat
20:09Ay
20:09Ay katang bwate
20:12Bwate mo nga
20:13Bwate mo nga
20:14Bwate mo nga
20:15Bwate mo nga
20:16Bwate mo nga
20:18Bwate mo nga
20:19Dali dali
20:19Aaaaaaah
20:22Aaaaaah
20:23Aaaaaah
20:24Bwate mo nga
20:26Bwate mo nga
20:27Parang matangkat dito
20:29Matangkat
20:29Nako
20:30Ako
20:31O, i-check mo yung
20:32Yung chest
20:33Yung chest
20:33O, yung chest naman yan
20:35Naku-workout nga
20:36Naku-workout
20:38Hindi, breastfeeding siya
20:39Bwate mo nga
20:40Bwate mo nga
20:41Bwate mo nga
20:42Hindi nga mamalo
20:42Hindi nga mamalo
20:43Matigat
20:44Matigat
20:46Bwate mo
20:48Bwate mo
20:49Bwate mo nga
20:50Ah yah
20:50Tami
20:51Ayun
20:51Ayun
20:55Patingin naman kuya
20:56Bwate mo na
20:57Hindi okay lang yan
20:58Ay
21:00Ay
21:02Satisfied?
21:03Satisfied?
21:03Ano ba kiramdang?
21:04Yummy
21:05Yummy
21:07Bakit?
21:08Bunga nga mami yung kamay mo
21:10Okay
21:11Thank you so much mr. Masaram
21:12Thank you
21:13Ako siya na
21:14Ashi
21:15Ay sanili lang ha
21:17Mukha nage-enjoy
21:18It's Miss Agaaboy, but let's give it to you first, okay?
21:23You'll be right back to Mr. Matigas, okay?
21:26Okay, we're here for the return of D-Bots on the Go!
21:58And welcome back, mga katibas!
22:00Kakaapanin natin ang ating kalurk na si Ashley Rivera.
22:04Ito ha, curious lang ako, anong meron o anong meron sa show na to?
22:09Bagong show namin!
22:10Ang pamagat nito ay kalurks!
22:12Live na live yan!
22:13Natsikahan sa mga trending na chismis at balita.
22:16Hindi lang sa showbiz o social media, kundi pati sa politika.
22:19Ay, bongga!
22:20So, kailangan na talaga yung mga trending, mga ganyan.
22:25Oo, of course!
22:26At kasama namin dito ay si kalurker Bounce Rufo at kalurker DJ Jaiho.
22:32Ngayon, September 13 na po yan.
22:34Sunday, 8.30pm, John GTV live na live!
22:38Ay, bongga naman yan, friend! Congratulations!
22:41Baka naman!
22:42Baka naman!
22:43Pero mas bongga pa rin si Miss Nagaaboy kasi pupulutanin niya na si Mr. Matigas!
22:51Ready ka na ba, girls?
22:52Excited na!
22:53Excited na siya!
22:53Halika na!
22:55Ang pagpapalit!
22:56Mr. Matigas, ihanda mo na yan!
22:57Dito ka lang!
22:58Oh my god!
23:00Ito na!
23:02The moment of food!
23:03Halika na!
23:04Miss Nagaaboy!
23:05Dito ka, dito ka!
23:06Yan!
23:07Yan!
23:08Unain mo na hindi!
23:09Yung kamay daw muna!
23:10Excited ka eh!
23:11Gamay muna!
23:12Gamay muna!
23:13Gamay muna!
23:14Amin nilalami ko eh!
23:15Anong blood pressure?
23:16Oh!
23:17Nila nakabaan ka ba?
23:19Ah!
23:19Nasaarap ng crush ko eh!
23:21Oh my god!
23:22Ito ang crush ko!
23:23Ang may hawak ng tumay ko!
23:24Wow!
23:25Uy!
23:26Uy!
23:26Ang may hawak ng tumay ko!
23:27Kaya ngayon!
23:27Nakahawak nyo dito eh!
23:29Kaya ngayon!
23:29Maganda naman oh!
23:30Mahaba din!
23:32Matangkat!
23:33Napakaswerte ko naman ang tatangkat nila!
23:35Alam niyo, sandali lang ha!
23:36Parang medyo may favorite isip!
23:38Bakit ako nung naging contestant ako?
23:41Yung mga...
23:41Batch ha!
23:42Hahaha!
23:44Nakakaloka!
23:45Yan!
23:46Yan!
23:46Naka may bicep!
23:47Ayy!
23:50Ayy!
23:50Ayy!
23:53Ayy!
23:53Ayy!
23:53Ayy!
23:55Ayy!
23:56Kira-man!
23:56May taga!
23:58Hala!
23:59Kira-man!
24:00Kira-man!
24:02Hinep naka agad!
24:03Oh, di na!
24:04Shoulders!
24:04Shoulders!
24:05Ayy!
24:06Marapag!
24:08Yung chest!
24:09Oh my goodness!
24:09Matigasan diptin!
24:11Oh my god!
24:13Kira-man!
24:15Ay abs!
24:16Ayy!
24:18Ayy!
24:18Ayy!
24:18Ayy!
24:19Ayy!
24:20Ayy!
24:20Ayy!
24:24Ayy!
24:28Ayy!
24:30Ayy!
24:32Ay!
24:34Ayy!
24:34Ayong mga kapat!
24:35Happy feels like...
24:35And look at the look- guys!
24:36It looks hot.
24:37It looks hot.
24:38It's so hot.
24:39It looks hot.
24:40Why is that?
24:42The elephant is so sweet.
24:45The elephant is so sweet.
24:49The elephant is so sweet.
24:50What a great thing.
24:53What is it?
24:54It's hot.
24:56It's hot.
24:58It's hot.
24:58It's hot.
25:00It's hot.
25:01It is hot.
25:02You're in the house.
25:04It's hot.
25:04You're hot.
25:06You're hot.
25:08You're hot.
25:09You're hot.
25:11You're hot.
25:11You're hot.
25:11They're hot.
25:13You're hot.
25:15What is it, Miss?
25:25What one experience?
25:27What do you think of your life?
25:28What do you think of your life?
25:30It's really nice.
25:32What are you doing?
25:34There are two questions.
25:37Ms. Nagahapoy.
25:38How are you feeling?
25:40Are you okay?
25:41No.
25:43No.
25:47Let's finish your question.
25:48What is your question?
25:50The next question, Ms. Nagahapoy?
25:53There is a religion.
25:54Religion. Religion?
25:56Hmm.
25:58How do you think of your life?
26:00Huh?
26:00If you're good at the food,
26:04it's a long time.
26:06How do you think of your life?
26:08Okay.
26:08Guys!
26:11How do you think of your life?
26:14It's good at the food.
26:17Oh.
26:19Mmm.
26:20Mmm.
26:21Mmm.
26:24How is it?
26:27Okay.
26:29Mr. Masarap.
26:32Ungol.
26:33Lumapit ang lakasan mo.
26:34Ah!
26:36Ah!
26:36Sarap!
26:38Ayun!
26:39Narinig mo yun?
26:40Sa akin po.
26:43Parang may soup in here.
26:45Ah!
26:46Isa pa, isa pa!
26:46Oh!
26:47Ayan!
26:47Sarap!
26:49Ano yung problema mo?
26:51Aski!
26:51Siya yung ano siya.
26:53Ah, ganun mo umahin.
26:54Sa akin po rin po.
26:55Okay.
26:56Good, good!
26:57Narinig mo yun?
26:58Gusto mo yun?
26:59Narinig.
26:59Narinig.
27:00Okay.
27:01Last!
27:02Mr. Batigas,
27:03Paano nga pa umumol?
27:08Mmm!
27:08Mmm!
27:09Sarap!
27:11Mmm!
27:14Okay.
27:15Ngayon!
27:16Boys!
27:17Mag-quire kayo ng ungol.
27:19Sabay-sabay kayong tatlo.
27:20And...
27:21Go!
27:21Ah!
27:22Sarap!
27:23Mmm!
27:25Mmm!
27:26Mmm!
27:28Mmm!
27:29Narinig mo yun?
27:30Synchronized!
27:32Synchronized Moaning!
27:33Grabe!
27:34Anong masasabi mo sa Synchronized Moaning nila?
27:37Grabe, no?
27:38Parang di sila nahihiyak.
27:39Di sila nahihiyak.
27:41Di sila nahihiyak.
27:41Naingay sila.
27:42Naingay sila.
27:43Oras na para malaman natin kung sino ba sa tatlong hunks ang pupusuan ni Miss Nagaapo.
27:50Ayan!
27:51Pero, bago yan, Tekla!
27:54Tanungin mo muna kung sino ang time ng ating audience.
27:58Mga audience, it's time!
28:00O, para mapili.
28:01Sino ang gusto ninyo?
28:03Si Mr. Malambing?
28:04Malangpakan!
28:0878!
28:1078 lang!
28:12Mr. Masarap!
28:1675!
28:18Si Mr. Matigas!
28:23380!
28:25Ha!
28:25Marabe!
28:25Parang kitakita naman o!
28:28Natinig natin ah!
28:29Ang hirap tumigil!
28:30Si number 3!
28:31Ang pusto, ang choice ng ating audience!
28:34Okay!
28:35Okay!
28:36So Miss Nagaapo, hindi mo kailangan sundin ang mga tao dito.
28:41Ano!
28:42Aminin ka lang batay dun sa tinitibok ng puso mo.
28:45Again!
28:46Okay!
28:47Sino sa tatlong hunks ang iyong pupusuan?
28:51Mr. Malambing?
28:53Mr. Masarap?
28:54O, si Mr. Matigas!
28:56Di ba pwedeng tatlong?
28:58Isa lang!
28:59Isa lang!
29:00Huwag ka man up!
29:00Masyado sa dama dyan ha!
29:02Isa lang!
29:03Sige!
29:04Ang pupusuan ko ay walang iba kung hindi yun ni Mr.
29:09Mr!
29:11Sige!
29:11Malambing!
29:25Malambing!
29:26Ikaw ang nagwagi!
29:28Pero, bago natin pagharapin si na Miss Nagaapo at Mr. Malambing, ipakilala muna natin ang mga hunks na uuwing luhaan
29:39sa gitna ng ulan.
29:41So, first off, si Mr. Masarap muna.
29:45Oo, yung hindi niya napili.
29:47Okay!
29:48Si Mr. Masarap ay isang runway model at culinary student.
29:52Siya ang tinanghal ng King of the World Philippines 2026.
29:59Wow!
29:59Wow!
29:59He is Seger the Bata!
30:02Yeah!
30:03Yes!
30:04Sayon ang president!
30:05Okay!
30:07Hello!
30:07Okay, ayan!
30:08Hello!
30:09Hello!
30:10Hello!
30:10Hello po!
30:11Yay!
30:13SH!
30:15Ha-ha!
30:16Na-shy siya!
30:17Walang message ko sa'yo!
30:20Thank you so much for joining here!
30:22Sana si Kel, Rilin!
30:25Sana mahanap po ang true love mo!
30:27Malay mo nasa audience natin!
30:30Mahanap tayo!
30:31Mahanap tayo!
30:32Mahanap tayo para sa'yo!
30:33Daralihan!
30:34At least nabuhad ganyan!
30:36Nakumis na!
30:37Nakumis na tapoy!
30:38Nakumis na tapoy!
30:39Nakumis!
30:39Sayang!
30:40Sayang!
30:41Si Mr. Matigas!
30:50Ito naman!
30:52The second host sa unang kiret!
30:54Siya si Ajay!
30:56Ayan ha!
30:58Ayan ha!
30:58Wow!
30:58Ah!
30:59Kinikinigaw mo!
31:01Sayang!
31:02Sayang!
31:03Hello po!
31:04Hello po!
31:06Ay!
31:06Grabe!
31:07Nakumis na tapoy!
31:08Apogi!
31:09Sabi siya niya mali tapoy!
31:11Ay!
31:11Ay!
31:15Sayang!
31:15Sayang!
31:16Sayang!
31:18Sayang!
31:19Mahilig kasi ako sa champorado!
31:20Mahilig!
31:21Mahanap tayo sa antes na mahilig sa sopas!
31:24Sopas!
31:25Sino mahilig sa sopas?
31:26Ay!
31:27Si Ante!
31:28Mamaya!
31:28Later!
31:29Okay!
31:31Thank you so much!
31:32Thank you so much!
31:33Thank you so much!
31:34Thank you so much!
31:35Okay!
31:36Ito na ang iyong nagpili!
31:38Ay!
31:39Ay!
31:39Ay!
31:41Anong sinasabi ko yung si Mr. Malapig?
31:44Ayan!
31:45Ayan!
31:46Ay!
31:48Nainat!
31:49Million!
31:50Malapig!
31:51Ay!
31:52that's it!
31:55Mami!
31:58What's happening?
31:59One, two, three, three, four, five, Three, four.
32:03Mami!
32:04Ayan mo, malapig!
32:05Ito na!
32:05Ito na!
32:07Ito na!
32:07Totoko na!fallay!
32:09Malamig
32:09ang kamay!
32:10Hey, I feel like I'm going to be able to do it.
32:14Mr. Malampig is an in-demand model, avid golfer, and basketball player.
32:21He is also a successful actor that we will watch today
32:25on the top rating primetime show, Task Force Firewall.
32:29Let's go, Larkin Gaston!
32:33I'm going to be a baby!
32:40My baby!
32:41My baby!
32:41Here's the first one!
32:44I'm going to be a date!
32:46It's hot in the morning!
32:49Don't you date me?
32:50It's a lot of people!
32:52Larkin, I introduce myself, Miss Nagaapoy is a veteran Bukonara,
32:58model and former law student.
33:02She is also an actress who's watching
33:04on a popular streaming platform.
33:07She is none other than Ms. Shannon Sison.
33:12Nice to meet you.
33:13Nice to meet you.
33:15Because I'm so hyped!
33:16I'm the only one that I've seen!
33:18Yay!
33:19Yay!
33:20Mommy!
33:21Message?
33:23Message?
33:24Well, well, not. Thank you for the video.
33:26Thank you!
33:28And I'll tell you,
33:29how beautiful it is.
33:30Thank you so much.
33:32Let's see what's happening.
33:33Ah!
33:35Ayan na.
33:36Tingin.
33:37Ayan na.
33:38Oh, hindi naman lamig ang iyong gabi.
33:41Bigyan na mga araw ulit.
33:42Parang masarap mag swimsuit.
33:44Ah!
33:45Okay.
33:45Dalawang puso na naman po
33:48ang ating pinagtagpong
33:50kung saan sila pupunta after ng show.
33:53Wala na tayong pakianap doon.
33:55Okay.
33:56Mamamatay tayong lahat sa ingget.
33:59Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
34:01Susunod na ang nakakalokang trivia on the go
34:04dito sa
34:05T-Bass on the go!
34:08Alin ang mas malapit sa Pilipinas?
34:12Ang moon o ang araw?
34:15Moon.
34:15Moon.
34:15Hindi peting lumapit yung araw mo sa pagkanya.
34:19Magpapaliwanak siya.
34:20Ibas na!
34:21Narito na ang gabaran na panagi on the go!
34:25Tara na!
34:26Ibas na!
34:27Dabubay ng Tekla Show!
34:29Yo!
34:30Tara na!
34:32Diba!
34:32O tawa mo sa'ya!
34:35O tawa mo sa'ya!
34:40Hey!
34:42Hey!
34:43Hey!
34:44Hey!
34:44Hey!
34:45This time, subukan naman natin ang talino ng mga taga-kalokan!
34:50Ay!
34:51Thank God!
34:52Sa tali, baka naman uro lang sila kalokokan!
34:55Okay!
34:56Okay!
34:58Simulan na natin ang ating
35:00Trivia on the go!
35:02And yes, tama!
35:04May babasahan tayong trivia questions
35:06kapag tama ang sagot ng ating mga katiba-tito sa kalokan
35:09na kung may chance silang manalo ng mga cash prize!
35:13Ay!
35:13Tama yan!
35:14Pero bukod sa cash, meron pa tayong additional prize
35:17courtesy of our influencer friends
35:20na si Sheneem Yais at Hoske!
35:23Hello!
35:23Ayan!
35:24Sheneem!
35:25Welcome!
35:26Welcome!
35:26Welcome!
35:28This time, Ashley, go!
35:29Okay!
35:30Ito na!
35:30Hello, Mami!
35:32Pangalan ko!
35:33Expert!
35:34Expert!
35:35Ayan!
35:36Mami, ana ka na!
35:37Trivia!
35:37Okay!
35:39Alin ang mas malapit sa Pilipinas?
35:42Ang Moon o ang araw?
35:44Moon!
35:45Moon!
35:46Paano nyo po nasabi yun?
35:47Kasi hindi pwedeng lumapit yung araw
35:49kung masutunan tayong lahat.
35:51Ay!
35:51Sabi ko sa'yo!
35:53Nagpapaliwanag siya!
35:54Hindi pangalikan ko sa'yo!
35:55Ami ko sa'yo eh!
35:57Pulo sa ganyan!
35:57Wala ka!
35:58Ano ka kaya lang?
36:00Correct!
36:01Moon is correct!
36:03Correct!
36:04Correct!
36:04Nakalain mo!
36:05Ha!
36:06Itang ako!
36:08Mami, nanalo ka na!
36:10Mami, nanalo ka!
36:10Yan!
36:11At siyempre!
36:12Pipili po kayo, Mami!
36:13Pili!
36:14Pili ka!
36:14Ayan!
36:16Buksan mo!
36:17Buksan mo!
36:17Nanalo siya!
36:18Nanang!
36:20Nanang!
36:21200,000 pesos!
36:24Okay!
36:24Pangalan?
36:25Melty!
36:26Melty!
36:27Okay!
36:30Ayon sa pag-aaral,
36:32saang bansa walang mga lalaki?
36:35Aw, wala!
36:36Wala!
36:37Sagot mo wala!
36:37Bakit wala?
36:38Wala naman bansa yun!
36:40Ah!
36:41Pandali!
36:42Bukas ang barangay atin yung kamagalang!
36:45Wala is correct!
36:49Pandali!
36:50Pero muntik na siya sa Vietnam eh!
36:52Correct!
36:53Correct!
36:53Okay!
36:54Yan!
36:55At saka mamili ka kaya ate o kaya...
36:58Kuya!
36:59Okay!
37:00Unot!
37:02Nanalo pa na!
37:04100,000!
37:05Okay!
37:06Ano ang mga nan?
37:07Tin!
37:07Tin!
37:08Okay!
37:09Hindi hari!
37:10Hindi pare!
37:11Sari-sari ang damit!
37:13Ay!
37:13Pero ang damit ay sari-sari!
37:15Anong sagot?
37:16Sampayan!
37:17Sampayan!
37:18Sampayan!
37:19Sampayan!
37:21Okay!
37:22May nakapula rin!
37:25And then...
37:26Congratulations!
37:28Pili!
37:32Pili!
37:33Nanalo siya na!
37:34Nanalo siya na!
37:35Nanalo siya na!
37:36Pili!
37:37Pili!
37:38Mariline!
37:40Mariline!
37:40Anong trabaho ni Mariline?
37:42Kabahay lang!
37:43Okay!
37:44Sana masagot mo ito!
37:45Kung ang araw ay sumisikat sa silangan at lumulubog sa kaluran, saan naman itong pumunta kapag gabihin!
37:51Gabi!
37:51Wala po siyang pinaburang kapag-serta!
37:54Yes!
37:55Wala!
37:57Correct!
37:58Tama!
37:59Wala!
37:59Hindi mo upotan ng timo!
38:02Okay!
38:02Correct ka dyan!
38:04Pili!
38:05Pili ka!
38:07Yan!
38:08Nanalo siya ng...
38:09Five bucks!
38:13Yan!
38:14Congratulations!
38:15Deserved na deserve ang 500,000 pesos!
38:17Yes!
38:18Tama!
38:18Magpabago na buhay mo dyan!
38:20Thank you so much!
38:20Thank you so much!
38:21Bye!
38:23Okay!
38:23Thank you!
38:24Go Ash!
38:25Again!
38:26Maraming maraming salamat ka na Shannon, Larkin, Xavier at Anjay!
38:30Kung na-enjoy kayo yung episode na to, ako mas mag-e-enjoy kayo sa bagong show namin!
38:34Yan ang Kalurks!
38:35Live na live!
38:36Every 8.30pm sa GTP!
38:38Pag-uusapan natin ang mga nakakalurks sa mga bagay-bagay!
38:42Tawanan ka sa mga saan ba siyempre ang ating kalurks sa si Jaiho at kalurks baos Rufo!
38:47Abangan nyo yan!
38:48And, promote ko na rin ang aking social media!
38:51So kung gusto nyo ng mga nakakatawang reels at mga i-tiktok, i-follow nyo ko, Petrie Ashley,
38:57or on Instagram, it's Ashley Rivera.
39:00Thank you so much.
39:02And of course, I'm going to promote you.
39:03I'm from the U.S.
39:06We're here with Bubay the whole month of October.
39:09Wow!
39:10For a series of shows.
39:12And of course, if you want to come out, enjoy, and enjoy,
39:15we're here with Clowns, Republic, and my guests.
39:18I'm here every Wednesday and Friday.
39:21That's right.
39:22And of course, Ashley, before we get to the end,
39:24we'll be here with our group of the week.
39:27Go ahead, Ashley.
39:28Sana trapiko ka nalang para kahit anong hinto ko,
39:32alam kong darating din ang oras na umusan tayo.
39:37LOL!
39:38Oh my God!
39:40Hindi ako naniniwala doon.
39:42Nakakainat ang nakulo ang trapiko.
39:45Ay!
39:46Oh, di ba nagreaction ba?
39:48Kaya naman, next week, makita-kita tayo ulit
39:50for more tawanan, more saya.
39:53Sama-sama ang ulitan.
39:54Sama na matawanan.
39:55And here, there, and everywhere.
39:59T-Marts on the go!
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