00:00Catch it! If you catch the hat, everybody will cheer for you if you went crazy!
00:03If I hear them cheering for you loud enough, I'm going to give you five for having me.
00:07I'm going to give you five pounds. Five pounds, Dylan.
00:12Look excited, kid. I can't see Dylan.
00:16If I hear all of you cheering for it loud enough, I think he's caught the hat and gets the
00:19five pounds.
00:20Dylan, catch the hat, now!
00:25Do we catch the hat? Shall we give him the money?
00:29Do you think that someone comes down here and takes you, he should get five pounds?
00:34Think about that.
00:35For the hat of the box, Dylan. Thanks Dylan, this is for you.
00:42There you go.
00:45Just jump. Just jump.
00:48Stand up the box, I'll throw it to you.
00:50When you take the money, take a bow.
00:52When Dylan takes his bow, make him feel like a superstar.
00:55Get the biggest cheer that you can.
00:56After this, I'll finish the show.
00:58I'll try and escape from change.
00:59Handcuffs on the ladder.
01:00I'll try and break two minutes.
01:01Here you go, Dylan.
01:02Take a bow, Dylan.
01:05Okay, you're welcome.
01:09Ladies and gentlemen, my biggest escape at the end of two minutes.
01:11I just want to say my name is Rob.
01:13I'm a street performer.
01:14Thanks for watching.
01:16Have a lovely day.
01:16Thanks for supporting the street entertainment.
01:18Thank you very much, everyone.
01:19Cheers, thank you.
01:21I know it's cold, but thank you very much.
01:22Clap now.
01:26Just put your hand out if you think those guys are pretty loud.
01:31Okay, just cheer if you're too cold, put your hand out.
01:36Here's a favour.
01:37They're really rude.
01:38After the show, it'll take them two seconds.
01:40If you walk there, just tell them they're too loud.
01:42Right?
01:43It's just ridiculous.
01:45Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
01:46One thing I don't understand.
01:48This is my life.
01:49It's my job.
01:50It's my career.
01:51I only get paid to do this by my audience.
01:53That's you.
01:53This relies on honesty.
01:55At the end, I'm going to stand here with my hat and suddenly go no shoes.
01:59All I ask is this.
02:00Every single one of you, please be honest with me.
02:03Be honest with yourself.
02:04Come forward.
02:05Put a fair donation in my hat.
02:06Be part of the show.
02:08I'll thank you personally.
02:08I'll keep coming back to Liverpool to perform.
02:11That's all I ask.
02:11And if you agree with me on this, please show me by a round of applause.
02:14I think it's fair enough.
02:16Come on.
02:17Come on, guys.
02:19If you've got how much to give, I can help you.
02:22It's up to you.
02:23You decide.
02:24I'll make a polite suggestion.
02:25£5 means the world to me.
02:26£10 is incredible.
02:27If you can't afford that, one, two or three pounds.
02:29It's the price for coffee.
02:30If you don't have money, there's a cash machine down the road.
02:35Today, everybody that gives me a donation of £5 or more,
02:37I'll give you a souvenir, a chain of speed key.
02:40Remind the one I've got on my keys there.
02:42That's all I say, ladies and gentlemen.
02:43This is it.
02:43One last time.
02:44Can I have some encouragement from my audience?
02:46Give me some noise, some cheering.
02:47Come on, everybody.
02:51Two minutes.
02:52That's all we've got.
02:53Ten-second countdown at the start and at the end.
02:55Everybody, please join in for the countdown.
02:57Ten.
02:59Nine.
02:59Everybody.
03:00Eight.
03:02Seven.
03:03Six.
03:04Come on.
03:04Even the cool people.
03:05Five.
03:07Four.
03:07Three.
03:09Two.
03:11One.
03:15Four.
03:16Three.
03:17Four.
03:21Three.
03:35Two.
03:38I've never actually done this before. I've just read about it on Wikipedia.
03:43I'm sorry about the view back there, because my bum looked big in this.
03:47Right, here comes the first paint for a bit, the first bum dislocation to get out the handcuffs.
03:58Can I have some encouragement please audience? Come on, hand out to everybody.
04:04Kids, get the key, get the key.
04:12Okay, second dislocation here. If I can do this amount of handcuffs, if I can do that, you know what
04:17to do.
04:23Come up here, give it to you guys.
04:26Watch the right shoulder. If I can get the churn off the right shoulder, that's an important part of your
04:31skate.
04:31It's far from over, but if the churn comes off, cheer like crazy.
04:43Right about...now!
04:44Everybody start, clap, clap, clap.
04:5220 seconds left.
04:55Small problem here, big problem.
04:57Come on everybody, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
05:12We win all of the churn!
05:13We win all of the churn!
05:14We win all of the churn!
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