00:07HE SIGHS
00:08Hey!
00:08Problem?
00:09Yeah, I'd like my food on the plate, actually.
00:11You're lucky I haven't thrown it at you, or have you forgotten about last night?
00:14Rather we didn't go into us.
00:15We're the one who kicked it all off Paddy.
00:17Excuse me?
00:18What was that scene I walked into in the kitchen?
00:20Oh, we were messing about!
00:21Oh, yes, sorry, excuse me, yes, as you do.
00:23Were you not caught as I said about before, as I understand it?
00:25Oh, if you hadn't spent the last few months going,
00:27Oh, Marlon, I'm in love with Chad, but I don't think she's in love with me.
00:32Right, so we're back on the self-pitying thing, aren't we?
00:34Yeah, well, that's fair enough.
00:35Okay, then, well, it's my turn.
00:36I seem to remember someone threatening to throw themselves off the roof
00:39because nobody likes my pie!
00:41I was at rock bottom! I was deadly serious!
00:43Oh, yeah, and I wasn't serious about chastity, was I not?
00:46You knew exactly how I felt about her,
00:48and yet now we know that you were blaming me for the breakup of your marriage!
00:51I think you need to ask yourself whose fault it is, Marlon.
00:53Come on, lads, this isn't like you.
00:55Okay, you want to do failed marriages?
00:57Hmm? Do you?
00:58All right, then.
00:59How about you and Mandy?
00:59That was a roaring success.
01:01Oh, no.
01:02No, no, it wasn't, was it?
01:03And what about Emily?
01:04What happened there?
01:05I can't remember.
01:06Hang on, no way.
01:06He's coming back to me.
01:07Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:08Oh, I remember now.
01:09You slept with his wife!
01:10Hey!
01:11That's enough!
01:12Guess who's the new object of Marlon Dingle's affections, everybody?
01:16The woman who I care most about, Chastity Dingle.
01:20Although, to be fair, they do share something really rather special.
01:24DNA!
01:27Ladies and gentlemen, my best mate.
01:36It was spotting it.
01:37It was spotting it.
01:38All right, let's go.
01:40Oh, I'm sorry.
01:40To be continued.
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