00:02I'm going to do a quick little speech.
00:05Let's toast to authenticity.
00:08You're like a one-man Ponzi scheme.
00:10I wouldn't with me, Jess.
00:11You literally.
00:12I really wouldn't.
00:13You're like Houdini.
00:14Let's toast to honesty.
00:17You've been holding her to yourself all this time?
00:19I feel so guilty.
00:22To living fully in who we are.
00:25I'm the only real person that's going to say the truth to you.
00:29F*** everybody.
00:31Bitches.
00:32Because some of us are not there yet.
00:34Aw, that was such a beautiful speech.
00:39This season on The Real Housewives of New York City.
00:43Oh, s***.
00:45What are you putting?
00:45Shaking over here to drink, girls!
00:47Ah!
00:49You're trying to get me a sucker for s***.
00:51Did you?
00:51I probably did.
00:53Cy and me met at scores.
00:56We're not strippers.
00:58Daisy is makeup artist to the stars.
01:00What do you have in this kitchen?
01:02Store-bought pie?
01:03Oh, come on.
01:04There's so much to do in here.
01:06Join the crazy train.
01:07Choo-choo!
01:08Daisy, I want my lashes done later, so I'm gonna not tell you to shut the f*** up.
01:15I love you!
01:17Carol, the winner of the Steven Tyler look-alike contest.
01:22I can't believe I'm back.
01:24I can't wait for summer, even though I only have five good summers left.
01:28Yes!
01:29Let's go!
01:30Oh, my God!
01:31You're wearing the J-loges!
01:33Gucci's not expensive.
01:35Gucci is expensive.
01:36She acts more frugal than you do, and she's the billionaire.
01:40Girls, welcome to our island.
01:43This is literally White Lotus.
01:46My hands are numb.
01:47We could switch it out of Hannah.
01:49You have a hidden talent?
01:50I love you.
01:55Hey, you have, like, a big brown stain on your ass.
01:58It looks like you s*** yourself.
02:04Guys, there's a f***ing Roshan here.
02:10She thinks that she is Martha.
02:13This looks like the leftovers from lunch.
02:15Daisy, you can take yourself off this private island.
02:18Take yourself to McDonald's.
02:20My house is flooded.
02:22Holy s***.
02:22How much do you think this can be?
02:23Between two and three million.
02:25I'm in a lavender marriage.
02:27What is a lavender marriage?
02:29I sleep with women intimately as well.
02:31Your husband is okay with her?
02:33When we get into fights, he goes on Craigslist to look for an apartment, and I go on Raya.
02:42Who is that?
02:43She's the one from the Files.
02:46She never went to this island, though.
02:48You think I'm part of an international sex trafficking group?
02:51If she f***ing continues, I will release the s***.
02:55I don't know.
02:56It will ruin her family.
02:57Abe must be f***ing the s*** out of your mouth, Erin, because your lips are so goddamn loose.
03:01You are queeping everybody's f***ing business.
03:04I never knew it was coming.
03:05He just disappeared.
03:07I didn't know what to do.
03:09He heard the rumor himself, Jessel.
03:12From who?
03:13New York City.
03:15Everyone's American love story is my American horror story.
03:19I genuinely thought we had a friendship, and I was completely heartbroken.
03:22You wanna do this in front of everybody?
03:24One f***ing kumbaya moment, and you guys are best friends now?
03:28You're a lying-ass snake of a bitch, and I'm a f***ing mongoose.
03:32So watch your f***ing back, and I'm not the one to f*** with.
03:35Hailey, wait!
03:37Matzo ball soup time!
03:39Daisy needs a tiny bit of salt.
03:52I don't know if you are fighting.
03:55I don't know if you have a ha", and you can't go away or put your f***ing in a Buddha.
03:57I just tried to fire myself so you can't figure it out.
03:58You just keep that a little bit of a crack at you.
03:58We're trying to figure it out.
03:58I have a little bit of a cup of water.
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