00:00Hi, I'm looking at getting a new school uniform because I've kind of grown out of mine.
00:06Right, okay.
00:08Because it's coming out to Christmas, I'm going to treat myself.
00:11What school do you go to?
00:13I go to my school.
00:14Okay, well does your mum know you're calling?
00:16No.
00:17Well why does she not know?
00:18I'm just doing a different this time.
00:19Right, okay.
00:21I want a new blazer where I look absolutely buff as anything.
00:25I need a new shirt where the top one gets done up but not too tight.
00:30I don't want that to choke me.
00:32And it'd be nice if you can throw in a pair of boxer shorts, that'd be amazing.
00:37I will see what I can do for you, my love.
00:40It's weird wearing me Uncle Barry's boxer shorts.
00:43Have you ever seen someone wear a belt with a boxer shorts?
00:45It's weird, isn't it?
00:47I don't want to do that anymore.
00:49I need a new school bag, I need a pencil case.
00:52I need loads of new colours.
00:53I need some crayons because my girlfriend's chardonnays at them all.
00:57I need a new highlighter.
00:58I need a new red pen.
00:59So when my teacher tells me that I've got 14% out of 100, I can change it.
01:05Right, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:06So I need a new red pen.
01:08Let's just back up, back up Tim, back up.
01:09Hold on, I'll put it.
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