00:00If you think you're a crazy cat person, wait till you see this comment section.
00:03He has medical insurance, I don't!
00:05Holding his paws while he pooped for almost a year because he was afraid of his little litter box.
00:10Four hours after getting my wisdom teeth out, I had to take my cat to the vet
00:14Because he was yelling inside and outside his litter box, not using it and pacing.
00:18Turns out he was stressed out about me!
00:20I had her pork for two weeks because doctors said this is the only type of protein she needs.
00:25We're a Muslim household!
00:27My fur child was diagnosed with kidney failure, so I administered subcutaneous fluids every day
00:32Even though I'm afraid of needles and fed him rotisserie chicken once a week.
00:35He lived five more years.
00:37Told my husband to divorce me if he didn't like my cats.
00:40Vatos before vatos.
00:42Chose my one-year-old cat over a 12-year friendship with two people.
00:46No regrets!
00:46I ran into the woods machete in hand, barefoot and pantsless
00:50Because I heard her screaming in pain and the sound of dogs growling.
00:53She's fine, I found her in a tree.
00:55Got hit by a car and came back fine.
00:57Bought her a rotisserie chicken as a reward for not dying.
01:00Next day she went to get hit by another car, I assume, hoping to get another rotisserie chicken.
01:05She sold a car to pay for her surgery.
01:07We were told she was going to die.
01:08She loved ripping flies wings off in our apartment to play,
01:11so I went to Petco and got winged grasshoppers and made a murder playground for her.
01:15She's alive still!
01:16The plumber was asking about his breed too much.
01:18He is stray.
01:19And when he left, my cat disappeared.
01:20I called the plumber crying and offering him $1,000 to give me my cat back.
01:24My cat was hiding.
01:26My son, cat, daughter, dog, and I, human, will split a rotisserie chicken three ways without my husband.
01:33Also human!
01:35I learned how to drive in one day because he was hospitalized and I wanted to visit him every day.
01:40My cat stopped eating and slept all day.
01:42Worried, we paid $5.25 at the vet.
01:44Turns out she's just sulking because my mom called her fat!
01:47We basically paid to confirm she's holding a grudge.
01:50I only had $20 left on my account.
01:53I stayed hungry and survived on sugarless tea and water so my cats could eat.
01:56My one cat used to commit horrendous crimes and I would cover for him every time.
02:00Rest in peace, Mau Mau.
02:02I'll take your dirty secrets to the grave, brother.
02:04Didn't buy a ring for my wedding because I had to pay for his surgery two weeks before my wedding
02:09because he swallowed a needle.
02:11I'm glad he's okay.
02:12My parents cooked barbecue chicken for our elderly cat because she wouldn't eat anything else.
02:17He lived to be 21.
02:18My cat has a $2,500 cat tree.
02:21It's pretty cool because he's cool.
02:23I'm back into our burning house to save him.
02:25Chewed up food for her and spit it out for her to eat.
02:27She wouldn't eat otherwise.
02:29Trust me, I tried.
02:30That said my cat had FIV and I should put him down.
02:33I looked him dead in the eye and said, only if you plan to put me down first.
02:37My cat went missing and I hired a police trained sniffer dog unit to locate him.
02:42Cost a fortune, but I needed to know my baby was okay.
02:44Can you do that?
02:45Hand feeding my cat rotisserie chicken, watering her with an eyedropper and taking her to the
02:49litter box and cleaning her up for two weeks when she was too weak to move and her vet couldn't
02:53Figure out anything to do for her.
02:55Almost 10 years ago and she's still here today.
02:57My main takeaway is that if you give cats rotisserie chicken, they will find the will
03:00to live longer.
03:01we'll see you next time.
03:01before
03:01I know
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