00:00Alright guys, of course, welcome to the fastest slingshot in the world.
00:03You're about to go 365 feet in the air, 0 to 100 in less than 3 seconds.
00:08See the time of those towers.
00:09You're going to go 145 feet past them.
00:12You're going to drop 220 feet before your first bounce, getting 5 G's right to the face.
00:16It's the best of times.
00:18So keep your head back, hands on those bars at all times for your safety.
00:21We are running a special today, so if you catch a bird while you're up there, the ride is half
00:25off.
00:25If you buy the 10 off, like I see Osborne, the ride is free.
00:30Alright guys, oh, clear.
00:32Now this is the first time I have to ask.
00:34Do you guys want to count down or do you want to suppress?
00:41Fuck this.
00:42Oh, fuck this.
00:45Ah, eh.
00:49Oh my god.
00:52Oh my, fuck this.
00:54You're all gay.
00:55What the fuck?
00:58Holy shit.
01:02Oh my god.
01:07Put us down, put us down, put us down.
01:10Are you crying?
01:11No.
01:12I'm scared.
01:17Oh my god.
01:18Look how high we are.
01:19Holy shit.
01:26That man was bogus.
01:27He said you want to count down.
01:29And it went.
01:33Holy shit.
01:34Thank god I peed before we came on this thing.
01:37Oh my.
01:40Holy shit.
01:41That's what I am.
01:42It felt like we were in the plane all over again.
01:44Oh no, it was so much worse than that.
01:47No, it was not.
01:48It was so much worse than that.
01:49No, the takeoff.
01:52Oh my god.
01:56Are we done?
01:57Danmo!
02:03Shoot me!
02:07That was so scary.
02:09We're coming out before we leave.
02:11Fuck no.
02:12Fuck you.
02:13How was it guys?
02:15Great.
02:16Fun.
02:17The first time that you've been on is only $20 each.
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