27:47Tired. Want me to carry you down?
27:49Drink. Your voice is wrecked.
27:53With you three around, I guess the planet's worth keeping.
28:03Big Dad, last time you put milk and dish soap in the same bottle.
28:07My fault.
28:08Second Dad, you ironed a hole into a shirt.
28:11My mistake.
28:12How are you two supposed to win my dad's heart?
28:14Can't even tell milk from dish soap.
28:16He'd get poisoned if he drank your milk.
28:23You posted that?
28:25Yeah. 20 likes already.
28:28Can I see the comments?
28:29No. You're in class.
28:31Can I request to be blocked?
28:33No. Pay attention.
28:35Lesson two. Human emotion expression.
28:37Whoever names what face mask Dad used today gets a point.
28:40Rose!
28:40Rose with honey.
28:42Correct answer. Rose honey oatmeal.
28:44Second Dad gets a point.
28:45How am I supposed to smell oatmeal?
28:47Oats have a distinct scent.
28:48You're just showing off.
28:49It's called being observant.
28:51Are you happy now?
28:52Shut up, but keep teaching.
28:54Lesson three.
28:55Cooking basics.
28:56Big Dad, what does boiling water look like?
28:58Bubbles.
28:58Correct. One point.
28:59Boiling water also produces steam.
29:02Bonus point.
29:02Second Dad takes the lead.
29:05Dad.
29:05Nutrition.
29:07Original soup.
29:08Original ingredient.
29:11Crispy.
29:14Don't pour that full.
29:16It's all foam.
29:17Shrimp veins not clean.
29:18Now it's clean.
29:22Are you three feeding a pig?
29:24Eat more.
29:25You just gave birth.
29:26Nutrition.
29:28Nutrition.
29:29Nutrition.
29:35Nutrition.
29:36What are you looking at?
29:37Never seen a single dad with three kids?
29:39Bye.
29:40Bye.
29:43Bye.
29:49Actually, three sons isn't so bad.
29:56All right, all right.
29:57Stop crowding.
29:58We haven't finished the hot pot.
29:59Your elbows are poking me.
30:00Zero, get your hand out of the pot.
30:01That's raw.
30:02Aw.
30:02Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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