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00:00:08What's the problem now?
00:00:10He was bloody rude.
00:00:12You didn't hear him off with the coffee, that's all.
00:00:15He didn't pass me a plate.
00:00:16I saw him doing it.
00:00:18I'm not going to his dumpster house again.
00:00:20He's lived there a year, but still isn't built in sight.
00:00:24It's disgusting to expect people to eat there.
00:00:31But anyway, I'm just your appendage.
00:00:34That's not true.
00:00:36You're sticking up for him again.
00:00:38I am.
00:00:41What are you smiling at? It's not funny, you know.
00:00:43It was lunch. Some flickers, a gaggle of gays.
00:00:46I had a good time.
00:00:48In this instance, you're wrong. End of.
00:00:50End of?
00:00:52Who do you think you are? My mother.
00:00:55Girlfriend, perhaps?
00:00:59You should take my side.
00:01:00Not his. Not anyone else's.
00:01:04I can't do that when you're wrong.
00:01:05We've talked about this before.
00:01:07No, it doesn't matter whether I'm right or wrong.
00:01:09You should stick up for me.
00:01:12It's the same difference.
00:01:13And I do stick up for you.
00:01:15All the time.
00:01:18Why doesn't it feel that way then?
00:01:20I don't know.
00:01:28I don't know.
00:01:28God.
00:01:29I thought one of those sandwiches was vegan.
00:01:31Jordan forgot again.
00:01:33I'm lactose intolerant.
00:01:34Oh, I'm all grossed.
00:01:36What about me?
00:01:38We can't be in each other's pockets 24-7.
00:01:41It's not good for us.
00:01:42Why not?
00:01:42I've got my rugby, my mates, my mum, work, you.
00:01:47Jane and Judy spend all their time together.
00:01:50They're miserable.
00:01:55I want a baby.
00:01:58Well, I don't.
00:02:02Get out of my car!
00:02:04Get out!
00:02:05We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:02:06I don't care!
00:02:07Get out of my fucking car!
00:02:08Get out!
00:02:09I made it!
00:02:10Get out!
00:02:11Fuck off!
00:02:28What the time!
00:02:32Yikes!
00:02:43That's amazing everything!
00:02:45I should look at you the way I do.
00:02:55Secure in my sexual need.
00:02:58Now I ain't got a clue
00:03:04Feelings are starting to sink in my heart
00:03:09Deep in my soul
00:03:11These desires are in both of us
00:03:16Come on, let them go
00:03:21Secrets should be discussed
00:03:25What's happened, what's happened to the way I feel
00:03:32What's happened here, what's happened here
00:03:52Even in this crowded
00:03:55People laugh and scream and shout
00:04:00I'm drawn closer to you
00:04:04What's all this about
00:04:13All my feelings are an illusion
00:04:18You should be my best friend
00:04:22Not cause of this confusion
00:04:26What's happened, what's happened to the way I feel
00:04:36What's happened here
00:04:53What's happened here
00:05:07What's happened here
00:05:37My God, we were lucky
00:05:38Lucky to get out alive
00:05:40My office, my business, what the fuck
00:05:43What happened
00:05:45Electrical
00:05:45I told you to get rid of that toaster
00:05:49It was an heirloom
00:06:00We need a place to work
00:06:01Now
00:06:02I told you to get rid of that toaster
00:06:34Cow Susan pulled another sickie yesterday
00:06:36Lady bitch
00:06:38Have you just done
00:06:40A double shift
00:06:42Again?
00:06:43Bloody have
00:06:44It's not good for you
00:06:46Not getting your sleep
00:06:47Got you by the balls here
00:06:48I have no fucking choice
00:06:49I know, I know
00:06:52Dance or fuck off
00:06:54And half the buggers in here
00:06:56Need putting down anyway
00:06:58Room 65
00:07:00I haven't left her bed for three years
00:07:01Poor cow
00:07:02It's forever shit, isn't it?
00:07:05Oh, don't smell it anymore
00:07:07I look for another job
00:07:10But with this work
00:07:12Nobody ever sees you
00:07:13As anything other than a bum wiper
00:07:17I'm a qualified electrical engineer
00:07:20Never thought I'd end up in a shithole like this
00:07:26I went into this because I cared
00:07:29But the wages have gone down
00:07:31And I can't live on it
00:07:36Capitalism
00:07:37Hmm
00:07:42Let's get on with it then
00:07:44Wash time, Nora
00:07:45Keep still, you stupid old bitch
00:07:51Grab her hair
00:07:57She broke
00:07:58Oh, fuck it
00:08:23Hello?
00:08:24Miss Tingle
00:08:25This is David Newby here
00:08:27I'm the carer in charge of your mother?
00:08:29You got my message then
00:08:30Er, yes I did
00:08:32Well then you can see why I'm annoyed
00:08:34Your mother attacked another patient and some nurses
00:08:36It's in a record that she's violent when she's in an environment that she's not familiar with
00:08:40And why didn't the alarm go off when she left her room?
00:08:42I'm not at liberty to discuss that
00:08:45Of course you're not
00:08:46We can all pull that out of rubbish
00:08:48Therefore, I'm under no obligation to discuss this matter with you any further
00:08:52We need to find another place for your mother to go
00:08:54Yes, you do
00:08:56But I've done your job already
00:08:57I've found a place I'll be picking up my mother later
00:08:59Goodbye
00:09:16Oh, I am loving this home working situation
00:09:21It's only until I find a new office
00:09:28Alright, out of it
00:09:29What's happened now?
00:09:31Nothing
00:09:33Nothing, why?
00:09:34I can always tell when your panties are in a bunch
00:09:38Don't worry, Laura
00:09:39Jordan and I have known each other a long time
00:09:42Too long
00:09:44Another bad weekend?
00:09:47Yeah, until we came to yours for lunch
00:09:49That beef was very expensive
00:09:52Yeah, but you didn't offer her any coffee
00:09:54Yes, I did
00:09:55She's deaf
00:09:57Did she go off on one again?
00:09:59Moan about my house?
00:10:02Major meltdown
00:10:03So I ruined your weekend?
00:10:06Ah, you know me
00:10:07I'll see the best in everything
00:10:09I had a lovely time skipping through the piss needles
00:10:16Goddammit
00:10:21I've allocated the budget for this application
00:10:24Good
00:10:25The client's breathing down my neck on top
00:10:27I thought you were a top
00:10:29I am
00:10:30It'll sort the incoming information into chronological order
00:10:33and then in order of importance
00:10:44Another developer
00:10:46They're raising a ticket
00:10:48People don't like that, do they?
00:10:52That's a procedure
00:10:52You simplified the process as well
00:10:56At least dumb buggers can't cope
00:11:00I had a girlfriend once
00:11:02Who was rich
00:11:03She didn't even earn her own money
00:11:05She inherited it
00:11:07Her family owned pine forests in Scotland
00:11:10Since the 17th century
00:11:15You know, we lived in Paris when she dumped me
00:11:29About time
00:11:30I was in a meeting
00:11:32You're always in a meeting
00:11:34What do you want?
00:11:35Just called to say hello
00:11:39I've been invited to drinks at Jordan's on Friday
00:11:42I'm not going
00:11:43I'll go on my own
00:11:45What'll I do?
00:11:47I don't know
00:11:51What's wrong?
00:11:53Are you serious?
00:11:55You dumping me in the middle of nowhere
00:11:56Out the side of the road
00:11:57That's what's the problem
00:11:59I came back for you
00:12:00But you were gone
00:12:09Wasn't that a works phone?
00:12:25Nora Tingles escaped again
00:12:27What?
00:12:28How?
00:12:29The alarm pad in her room was never mended
00:12:31I reported it three weeks ago
00:12:33Well, who's looking for her?
00:12:34No one
00:12:35I'm not
00:12:36I've not got the time
00:12:38And she's been missing as far as I can tell
00:12:40For a couple hours
00:12:41Christ
00:12:43Bloody useless
00:12:45Don't blame me
00:12:46It's your tight rein on the budget that caused this
00:12:50Not me
00:12:58Fuck's sake
00:13:10That report you asked as well
00:13:12Not fast
00:13:14Well, I don't like to have a lot of work left on my desk
00:13:20How long have you known Burt for them?
00:13:23About five years
00:13:24We worked with them a couple years together
00:13:30Want me to put in a word for you?
00:13:31Of course not
00:13:32You sly old dog
00:13:35I'm home now
00:13:36You ready?
00:13:52Alright, time delivery
00:13:54I got my credit!
00:14:16Oh god
00:14:19≪
00:14:19≪
00:14:19≪
00:14:21≪
00:14:27OK, come on ladies, let's set up, we'll go for two V1s.
00:14:33Ready?
00:14:37Yep, first break.
00:14:38Yep, ready?
00:14:39There we go.
00:14:41No more for you.
00:14:43And up.
00:14:44Have a look, Miss Anna.
00:14:46This way.
00:14:47Yeah.
00:14:54Yeah, don't ask.
00:14:56Do your mum alright?
00:14:58Bah!
00:15:00Well, so-so.
00:15:01You know what it is.
00:15:05Come on!
00:15:07Yes!
00:15:08Go on, girl!
00:15:10Yep!
00:15:12It's great!
00:15:13You did!
00:15:14Ready?
00:15:15Yep, here we go.
00:15:16You have to run directly.
00:15:17You're a really nice leader, don't you?
00:15:18Alright.
00:15:19You're a really nice leader, don't you?
00:15:20Alright.
00:15:20Hi.
00:15:34Let's see you.
00:15:35We'll get a new cover.
00:15:57Are you alright?
00:15:58You alright mate, is it going?
00:15:59Yeah, it's fine.
00:16:20Give me a key.
00:16:21I live here.
00:16:22Pack your shit and get out.
00:16:24Where will I go?
00:16:25Out!
00:16:52That's mine.
00:16:58And you can take your spunk with you.
00:17:06I'll be right back.
00:17:15How to get out of the video?
00:17:27How to get out of the water?
00:17:53Really?
00:17:55Mum, come back!
00:18:03Mum!
00:18:05Mum!
00:18:08Mum!
00:18:20Where's Bertha?
00:18:23I'm Bertha, Mum.
00:18:25I know you are.
00:18:27I want to go to the park.
00:18:29Shall we give you a wash then first, eh?
00:18:38Your dad did love you, you know.
00:18:41Yeah, when he wasn't at work.
00:18:44It's not our fault you're a dyke.
00:18:47It's not my fault either.
00:18:50You must throw your shit on to me.
00:18:55It's a nice world map we've given you.
00:18:59Who gives a fuck about that?
00:19:23She's gone.
00:19:24Really?
00:19:26Yeah, I just cleared up the mess.
00:19:28I'll be there in five.
00:19:31Bring tequila.
00:19:32Carl Lewis here.
00:19:35I've moved north of England to Clearview House.
00:19:42She was meeting men on the sly.
00:19:45Ducky bitch.
00:19:47No, seriously.
00:19:48I am.
00:19:49I can't find anyone.
00:19:52Oh, she left a bottle of spunk on the kitchen side.
00:19:57Where'd she find them?
00:19:59Online.
00:20:00I'm online.
00:20:02What am I doing wrong?
00:20:04I, um, hacked her email account.
00:20:12You're bad, Bertha Tingle.
00:20:14Really bad.
00:20:15Yeah, she'd meet them at a local sandwich shop.
00:20:18Drag them back here and...
00:20:20Milk them?
00:20:21Oh, nasty.
00:20:24Depends on your perspective.
00:20:26Well, here's to being single.
00:20:30Again.
00:20:41They have over them, don't they?
00:20:46Definitely.
00:20:48Don't want you blowing up in this meeting, do we?
00:20:50It's getting all windy.
00:20:58Oh, there's no sugar.
00:21:11It's four sugars, isn't it?
00:21:14Yes, that's right.
00:21:15Four.
00:21:18I'll put them in for you.
00:21:38I don't do dating apps.
00:21:46Maybe you two should date.
00:21:53She's too good for me.
00:21:55Um, no, not really.
00:22:03What's so funny about that?
00:22:06Nothing.
00:22:07Nothing, I don't know.
00:22:09We just work together.
00:22:11It's not something I thought about.
00:22:13Wow.
00:22:13You have got you, don't you, Laura?
00:22:17I've got you a date.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24On clitoring.com.
00:22:25I've got you a date.
00:22:27I've got you a date.
00:22:32Wow.
00:22:33You're popular.
00:22:34Must be that photo I took of you in Tunisia in the sauna.
00:22:39What have you done?
00:23:02Oh, hi.
00:23:04I'm Bertha.
00:23:05Bertha Tickle.
00:23:07Jenny Downs.
00:23:13What?
00:23:15Right.
00:23:17It's a sight joke.
00:23:19So long keep trying to put the cup back in.
00:23:22Oh, right.
00:23:25Yeah, I see it now.
00:23:31Roughy, eh?
00:23:32I've never played it.
00:23:34I watched it on TV, though.
00:23:34Yeah, my dad got me into it.
00:23:37Oh, does he come watch you play?
00:23:39He's dead.
00:23:40But I only coach now.
00:23:43Oh, it's a shame, that.
00:23:45My mum's dead.
00:23:47Hard knocks, eh?
00:23:49It's life.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:54So, IT.
00:23:56You must have a brain on you.
00:23:58I'm dyslexic, actually.
00:24:00But it's Head of Robotics Process Automation.
00:24:04No books for you, then.
00:24:06You're not missing much, honestly.
00:24:23I work part-time in a shopping town.
00:24:25Oh, which one?
00:24:27Jock and roll.
00:24:29I'm a barista.
00:24:30Trained and all.
00:24:40I've got another secret.
00:24:43I'm a gamer.
00:24:45Oh, that's Brill.
00:24:46Oh, so am I.
00:24:47I...
00:24:47I love it.
00:24:49Oh, right.
00:24:50Cos, er...
00:24:52I've got a right bean on.
00:24:56Oh, that's Brill.
00:24:57Oh, that's Brill.
00:25:00Oh, so am I.
00:25:27Oh, what?
00:25:29Oh, what?
00:25:35Hello there how are you? Just about to have a Horlicks. Horlicks? Ugh yuck. Are you having
00:25:42an orgy and not inviting me? No no. Do you want to go out on Saturday night? Oh I'd love
00:25:48to.
00:25:49Is Bertha coming? You can ask her if you'd like. Oh no you don't have to. I get it. It'd
00:25:57be fun
00:25:57for all of us to go out. Okay if you're sure. I'll message her now. She's probably at home
00:26:03gaming or ironing. Ironing?
00:26:31so
00:27:11Hello?
00:27:13Miss Tingle?
00:27:14Yeah?
00:27:16It's Benjamin Penderast from GWRK Homes.
00:27:18Yeah?
00:27:19I don't know how to say this, but...
00:27:21Just say it.
00:27:23Well, your mother's got missing.
00:27:25What?
00:27:26Is anyone out looking for her?
00:27:28Er, no.
00:27:29You useless bunch of bastards.
00:27:32Just forget it, alright?
00:27:33I'll find her myself.
00:28:04Hey, girl.
00:28:05Where are you?
00:28:07I'm looking for my mum.
00:28:09What?
00:28:11Well, she walked out the home.
00:28:14Where are you?
00:28:15Is there anything we can do?
00:28:16Oh, Laura, thank you.
00:28:18Oh, God.
00:28:20I don't think she'll have gone far.
00:28:23She wouldn't.
00:28:24Look.
00:28:26What was her favourite place?
00:28:28What do you mean?
00:28:29Did she have a favourite place before she was taken ill?
00:28:33Well, she has dementia, so...
00:28:37They remember that type of thing.
00:28:40Oh, they do?
00:28:41Alright.
00:28:42Um...
00:28:44Well...
00:28:44Yes, the cemetery.
00:28:45She always called it the park.
00:28:47Yeah, that's it, the park.
00:28:48That's where she'll be.
00:28:49Try there.
00:28:50Oh, thank you.
00:28:52Yeah, I'll try there.
00:28:53Oh, thank you.
00:29:19Oh, thank you.
00:29:50Oh, thank you.
00:29:55Oh, thank you.
00:30:24I've submitted my report for Ashfield House.
00:30:26That's Friday.
00:30:27Yeah, Friday.
00:30:28I was late with mine for Clearfield House
00:30:30as we still have that plumbing issue in front of the rooms.
00:30:33Carl, the bed linen's not being changed on time?
00:30:36David, you're responsible for your own problems.
00:30:38You can't come in here and expect us to fix it.
00:30:40We're not saying you personally have to come along and help us.
00:30:43We just really need the money.
00:30:45We're sending them a request and they just go unanswered.
00:30:48There's a procedure to this.
00:30:49We just can't lose track of how things are done.
00:30:51Is there any way we can speed the process up?
00:30:53Make it more streamlined?
00:30:54Look, I simplify as your dynamics.
00:30:56I do.
00:30:57But there's no way we can change the run and order of things.
00:31:00Simple as that.
00:31:01What about the condom machines?
00:31:02No, we can't have them.
00:31:04Why not?
00:31:05Three of my customers have got syphilis
00:31:07and one of them's got a raging case of gonorrhea.
00:31:09Condoms are a great idea.
00:31:10We need to give them other activities.
00:31:12We can't stop them from each other's rooms.
00:31:14It's a serious healthcare issue.
00:31:16Condom machines send the wrong kind of message.
00:31:18What's wrong with them having sex?
00:31:19Do you want to stop them humming?
00:31:21People know about it anyway.
00:31:23That explains why we're angry applications are through the roof.
00:31:25Explain that, please.
00:31:27Those people are queuing up for miles again in my endeavours.
00:31:41So, what do you want to do today?
00:31:44Never mind.
00:31:48It's a Saturday.
00:31:49One of my days off.
00:31:51Could be nice to do something.
00:31:54Okay.
00:32:08Another day in the paradise.
00:32:14What's up with your face, honestly?
00:32:23Sucking on hormones.
00:32:29Be my guest, sweetheart.
00:32:42Be my guest, sweetheart.
00:33:04You clean.
00:33:07That's Jenny, my new friend.
00:33:10You bean flickers.
00:33:11There's no way to sew your oats, don't you?
00:33:14Mum!
00:33:17I've warned you before.
00:33:19You'll bake your beans.
00:33:20I'm眉 havia degreesies.
00:33:21Bye-bye.
00:33:23Bye-bye.
00:33:36Bye-bye.
00:33:39Oh, my God.
00:34:10You didn't ask me to come to this place.
00:34:12I did. You could have said anything.
00:34:13We could have gone to London, Park, Zoo, Uranus.
00:34:18You brought me here.
00:34:20I wanted you to meet my mother.
00:34:21It's full of old people.
00:34:27Well, one day, if you're lucky, you might be old too.
00:34:49I thought it might be nice to have a dinner party.
00:34:51Please excuse the mess.
00:34:53Bit of decorating.
00:34:57It's a nice way for you and, you know, Bertha to spend some time together, eh?
00:35:04She has a girlfriend.
00:35:09Bertha's been raving about her.
00:35:11Yeah, well, she never mentioned her to me.
00:35:16May the best flicker win.
00:35:46Hey, what's up?
00:35:47Who wants a shot? Let's party. Turn the music up.
00:35:57Show us your tears.
00:36:09Jordan, get me another drink.
00:36:20Bertha, that new app that you've created.
00:36:26It's a marvel app.
00:36:29I thought you worked in water.
00:36:32Bertha creates robotic applications for lots of very important clients.
00:36:47But what good is money, anyway, at a time like this, eh?
00:36:54You know, there's only one white rhino left.
00:37:00The platypus is almost extinct.
00:37:03The ice caps are melting.
00:37:06And all we care about is our next bloody cappuccino.
00:37:11I've made chocolate surprise.
00:37:14What's the surprise?
00:37:16That would be telling.
00:37:17I hope it's not orange.
00:37:18I hate orange.
00:37:20I'm very picky about what I eat.
00:37:22And where I eat.
00:37:24I've noticed.
00:37:29Jenny, what are you up to these days?
00:37:31Bertha didn't tell you.
00:37:33Not a thing. So you tell me.
00:37:35I'm writing scripts, actually.
00:37:37Motion pictures.
00:37:38TV.
00:37:40We're getting married.
00:37:4780 guests.
00:37:56OK, I've sent the new app.
00:37:59What about the other issue?
00:38:01What issue?
00:38:02Your marriage.
00:38:05I am not getting married.
00:38:08You'll be off to Magaluf next for your tits out looking on some Greek clit for your hen weekend.
00:38:12I'm never getting married.
00:38:14Why didn't you share the good news with you?
00:38:15We are not getting married.
00:38:25Do you have any children?
00:38:28No.
00:38:28I have never been with anyone either good enough or long enough, I suppose.
00:38:34But I have one great nephew and I love him dearly and spoiled him terribly.
00:38:39I'm sure.
00:38:40He comes to visit me quite often.
00:38:42I married a Frenchman.
00:38:44Didn't ask.
00:38:45What happened?
00:38:46I chased another man to Santiago and when that didn't work out, I couldn't face living in America anymore and
00:38:54ended up here.
00:38:55With my last pen.
00:38:58How could you not clean up?
00:39:00I've been busy.
00:39:02Doing what? You don't work.
00:39:04Working on my script.
00:39:06Glad to read that sometime.
00:39:08You're dyslexic.
00:39:10I can't read, you know.
00:39:11There's no need to shout.
00:39:13I've had a crap day and I've come home to this mess.
00:39:16I'm not your maid.
00:39:19And I'm not your sugar mummy.
00:39:21And he proposed to me under the shed of the Matterhorn.
00:39:25He just climbed it.
00:39:27And he was here and there he was, you know.
00:39:28I'm sure I'm not your husband.
00:39:29He's doing it.
00:39:33I got it.
00:39:33I'm really…
00:39:35..we need you.
00:39:38And I'm pretty aware I need you.
00:39:39You've got it.
00:39:56I'm talking to my husband and I've got a great arm of my husband.
00:39:57You're here.
00:41:09I found a station that does a D-line invitation printing for 50 and over.
00:41:13We'll be able to meet your guests.
00:41:18You look great in that.
00:41:21I'm not wearing a dress.
00:41:23I'm not wearing a dress either.
00:41:26We're not getting married.
00:41:29Who's going to pay for it all?
00:41:32I booked a meeting with a caterer.
00:41:35Then you need to cancel it.
00:41:38I'm not marrying you.
00:41:41Don't you love me?
00:41:42I'm not paying for a wedding.
00:41:48Hi, Jordan.
00:41:50No, no, yep.
00:41:51No, it's fine.
00:41:51I can speak.
00:41:57Yeah, yeah, no, it's all right.
00:41:59Yeah, I heard.
00:42:06Oh, nothing.
00:42:07I just popped out for something to eat.
00:42:16Oh, shit.
00:42:20Oh, I'll have to call you back.
00:42:21Oh, where's my car?
00:42:24Fucking crazy bitch.
00:42:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:56Oh, shit.
00:43:17Wonky!
00:43:36Hey, you.
00:43:37It's been four days.
00:43:38You need to check in or call.
00:43:40We need another session at your place.
00:43:42I still can't find a suitable office
00:43:43and the big clients are coming on Friday.
00:43:46Call me, please.
00:43:49Please.
00:43:58Your dad was in earlier.
00:44:01What did he have to say?
00:44:03Wanted to know where you've been.
00:44:05Said he hadn't seen you in ages.
00:44:08Did he?
00:44:10No.
00:44:12He never did understand what you do.
00:44:15Look early enough, I.
00:44:20How's that nice girlfriend of yours?
00:44:27I haven't got one.
00:44:32She came here the other day.
00:44:35She comes regularly.
00:44:37Reads to me.
00:44:39Lovely and calming.
00:44:48Is she.
00:44:56You'll want to keep that one.
00:44:59I'll try.
00:45:03She said you were busy at work.
00:45:10What's her name?
00:45:12Don't you remember your own girlfriend's name?
00:45:16Thought I was the simple one.
00:45:20You're not simple, Mum.
00:45:21I'm just a bit forgetful.
00:45:23Her name's Laura.
00:45:27Laura.
00:45:28I'm just a little girl.
00:45:48I just had a little girl.
00:46:04you don't get to give me this shit miss sorry for my big ass self
00:46:10that's just a big
00:46:12you've been AWOL for over a week a lifetime i've started seeing people
00:46:17right you also don't get to be all jealous and bent out of shape at my newfound happiness either
00:46:22i don't want you to clean it for a while yet i'm not you're happy for me yes and tell
00:46:28your face
00:46:31that better tell me what's his name benjamin and carl they are lovely good for you
00:46:41all i find are monsters and nutters what's wrong with me
00:46:49nothing's wrong with you it's them do i have twat stamped on my forehead you have my fist imprinted
00:46:55there you don't snap out of whatever this is and pull yourself together is it easy for you to say
00:47:02i don't think so do you it's not easy for any queer out here especially one as handsome as this
00:47:09what should i do go out go online stop pushing it stop playing housey-wousey with each and every
00:47:18leisure that you meet on the street i don't you do listen you're really into gaming there's a
00:47:24gaming night at leamington spa tonight why don't you go to it here i'd like to ask you some
00:47:28questions
00:47:32you
00:47:37you
00:47:42you
00:47:43you
00:47:43you
00:47:44you
00:47:45you
00:47:55you
00:48:05you
00:48:07you
00:48:20you
00:48:23you
00:48:25you
00:48:26you
00:48:26you
00:48:26you
00:48:36you
00:48:37you
00:48:42you
00:48:54you
00:48:57you
00:49:09you
00:49:12you
00:49:24you
00:49:26you
00:49:34you
00:49:42you
00:49:43there you are mr jordan tucker there you are mr carl lewis
00:49:46what are you up to working i've got a lot to catch up on since my office burnt down
00:49:53i'd like to catch up with you sounds good will benjamin be there as well
00:50:00you
00:50:00we'd like you to come over i want to be the ham in your sandwich the bottles chilled the beds
00:50:05warm and the pickle jars open
00:50:07god
00:50:08you
00:50:08you
00:50:09you
00:50:11you
00:50:12I'll finish here about an hour and I'll be free.
00:50:15Great.
00:50:16What do you do again?
00:50:16Create apps for workflow systems, budgets, timekeeping, business tracking.
00:50:21You know, so you can see at a glance how your company's performing.
00:50:25I don't know.
00:50:25I just don't want them in all people's homes.
00:50:28Yeah, you said.
00:50:30Aye, it sounds like we'll do your expertise.
00:50:32Not just those sexy lips of yours.
00:50:35I'm sure we can work something out.
00:50:38Do your systems make crap workers do a better job?
00:50:41They can tell you how badly they're performing, yeah.
00:50:43Or how well.
00:50:45I'm only interested in catching the lazy ones.
00:50:47The ones interfering with proper margin.
00:50:50We'll talk later then, in bed.
00:50:53Talk?
00:50:53What about the other?
00:50:55You'll be seen by both of us later.
00:50:58Don't you worry about that, mister.
00:51:00Let yourself in.
00:51:03Mr Lewis, Mr Lewis, chew on my ear.
00:51:07Mr Lewis, Mr Lewis, make me your queer.
00:51:14I know, how great are you?רי...
00:51:15If it
00:51:16were in. I know,
00:51:20you call me yourik pretty excellent work. OK. I
00:51:20was wondering
00:51:20where I'll get downstairs. And so.
00:51:21There's a
00:51:21listen to me. Bertha,
00:51:22where are you? We've got
00:51:24a new client. Call me.
00:51:28You
00:51:56Hey, you.
00:51:59Hey, you.
00:52:02Coffee?
00:52:04Yes, please.
00:52:52Oh, my God.
00:52:54...flora ranges from the dry forests of the east
00:52:58through the alpine moorlands of the centre
00:53:01to the rainforests of the west.
00:53:04Many of the state's plants are unlike those found in the rest of Australia
00:53:08and have ties with species that grew millions of years ago.
00:53:12Well, how's it going?
00:53:16It's wonderful.
00:53:18Calm and loving.
00:53:21Normal.
00:53:23It's been the happiest month of my life.
00:53:26Good for you.
00:53:28Sorry, I had to sneak off yesterday.
00:53:30I need to go see my mum.
00:53:32It's fine.
00:53:32You're all caught up.
00:53:34It's amazing how fast you work.
00:53:36That's what Laura says.
00:53:39What, how quick you are with your tongue?
00:53:51Hello, Mum.
00:53:53How long have you been here?
00:53:55Oh, about half an hour.
00:53:57Good day?
00:53:59I was going to bring you here eventually.
00:54:02Oh, I've been coming here a while now.
00:54:08I thought she was confused.
00:54:10No, not all the time.
00:54:13I like to read to her and to talk.
00:54:16Blimey, really.
00:54:18My mother had it too.
00:54:19It was terrible.
00:54:22It hit my brother really hard.
00:54:25He was her favourite.
00:54:28Told you her name was Laura.
00:54:46So, what's the kind of holiday?
00:54:49Great.
00:54:49Should we go to the island of Lesbos?
00:54:53Do you even know where we're going?
00:54:56Don't really care.
00:54:57One's up with you.
00:54:58You don't have to hear where you go from without me.
00:55:01I'm here.
00:55:06I'm here.
00:55:17I'm here.
00:55:17Yeah, we can do.
00:55:18It could track that.
00:55:28I need to talk to the team and find out, but I don't see why not.
00:55:36Oh, I'll get it.
00:55:42That's great news.
00:55:44I'll let the team know.
00:55:46Bye.
00:55:48Bad news?
00:55:50Don't fish.
00:55:51Another satisfied customer.
00:55:53So, how was your long holiday?
00:55:56Two weeks of perfection.
00:56:01Two weeks of perfection.
00:56:02PHONE RINGS
00:56:39Who ordered all the Deldos?
00:57:02Hey darling, you've been busy today.
00:57:05So, so?
00:57:07Something wrong?
00:57:09You tell me.
00:57:10I saw the text from Big Dave.
00:57:14Look, I can explain.
00:57:17Don't bother. I can't cope.
00:57:20I should have asked you if you're bisexual or whatever sexual you are.
00:57:24I just want one person or woman to love me. Just one.
00:57:30It's over.
00:57:31Wait, no. No, it's...
00:57:33Over.
00:58:17Alright let's get set off for doing some rocking.
00:58:20Go. Go.
00:58:25Go. Go.
00:58:32Two on the backs, three clear out!
00:58:41Two on the backs, three clear out!
00:58:43Yeah, go in, go in.
00:58:46Yeah, back, go back.
00:58:49Great to guess, eh?
00:58:57Who have you been talking to?
00:58:59Oh, you know, everyone on the team talks.
00:59:01Getting married, aren't you?
00:59:04No.
00:59:06Oh, God.
00:59:09Oh!
00:59:14Oh, um, hi, I...
00:59:16I came to read to Nora.
00:59:19You don't have to, you know.
00:59:22I come for her.
00:59:24Not for any other reason.
00:59:25Or is it appropriate?
00:59:27What, reading to someone?
00:59:29You know what I mean.
00:59:31Weather, weather, weather.
00:59:33Weather.
00:59:35It's not been good.
00:59:36Too much rain.
00:59:38Weather.
00:59:40Weather.
00:59:43Look, I'll get out of your way.
00:59:46Let me explain!
00:59:48You fancy men too.
00:59:49I don't, I can't.
00:59:51It's not for me.
00:59:52Weather, weather, weather.
00:59:54It's a misunderstanding.
00:59:56Just let it go.
00:59:58I have.
00:59:59You have?
01:00:00You bet.
01:00:02Well, then I couldn't have meant that much to you, then could I?
01:00:05I suppose not.
01:00:17Weather, weather, weather.
01:00:19I am not bisexual!
01:00:27I am not bisexual!
01:00:33She won't listen.
01:00:35Why not?
01:00:38She's an obstinate robotics programmer.
01:00:40Go figure.
01:00:44I love her.
01:00:48I love her in a way that I'd never loved anyone before.
01:00:54She gets me.
01:00:57And we just work.
01:01:01We click.
01:01:04And I know it shouldn't work on paper.
01:01:09But it does.
01:01:12See, I love her obscency.
01:01:15She's fierce and...
01:01:20My heart melts in her presence.
01:01:27I'm lost without her and...
01:01:30I know it's pathetic.
01:01:33But I just need to...
01:01:36Find myself again.
01:02:03Is Dad late for dinner again?
01:02:06Is dinner will be cold?
01:02:08He doesn't like cold chops.
01:02:11Chops? I've done a piece of beef for us. It wasn't cheap.
01:02:17Could you get it from Sainsbury's?
01:02:20God, no. Too expensive. Fine fare. I always like fine fare.
01:02:28One on Ball Hill.
01:02:31That closed years ago.
01:02:36Mum, what am I going to do?
01:02:40I've got a great job. Lovely home.
01:02:45I've not had anyone to share it with me.
01:02:48What are you on about? What about Laura? Lovely girl.
01:02:53Which one was that?
01:02:55What do you mean? You've only had one girlfriend before Laura. Julie.
01:03:03Oh God, yeah. Forgotten about her.
01:03:08How could you do that? She was a crazy cow. Always banging on about having a baby.
01:03:15Why the bloody hell was she going to do that without a cock and all?
01:03:27I love you, Bertha. No matter what. I love you.
01:03:32I love you. I love you.
01:03:34Oh, Mum.
01:03:44Hi, this is Laura. Please leave a message after the tone.
01:03:49I love you, Ben.
01:03:50Oh my God.
01:03:52Oh, I love you.
01:04:18Oh, no.
01:04:22I've just come from a meeting from hell, a meeting where I've had my balls aired, about
01:04:25one of my people's lousy job skills.
01:04:32I'm just going to message you.
01:04:34Message me?
01:04:35You're too busy to walk down the corridor and see me in person.
01:04:38I've arranged those interviews, I'll be doing room 67 this afternoon.
01:04:41Direct debit's not being set up.
01:04:43I'm finishing off the paperwork.
01:04:45She's been here nearly a month.
01:04:47Takes time.
01:04:48She's an NHS client, she'll have over 23 grand in the bank, we're able to get at that, all
01:04:53of it.
01:04:53Yeah I know.
01:04:54It's not bad eh?
01:04:56I like it when you're like this.
01:05:20You finished this as well?
01:05:22I'm amazed.
01:05:23What with rugby, gaming, breaking hearts and-
01:05:26I've got the broken heart.
01:05:28I didn't think you had one.
01:05:32In the last five months I've been through the wringer.
01:05:36Yeah, and you've been so wrapped up in your own world you don't give a damn about anyone
01:05:40else.
01:05:40Not even me.
01:05:41That's not true.
01:05:46Then what's this?
01:05:47Eh?
01:05:48What's this?
01:05:50A wedding ring.
01:05:52Oh my god, when did that happen?
01:05:54It hasn't happened yet.
01:05:56It's an engagement ring.
01:05:57And it's their name.
01:06:00Their name.
01:06:01I don't get it.
01:06:03There's three of us in this relationship.
01:06:06Me, Carl and Benjamin.
01:06:08That's not legal.
01:06:12Who gives a shit about legal?
01:06:14If we love each other, and I want to marry one, two or three guys, I will.
01:06:20I'm polygamous.
01:06:21There.
01:06:23I said it for the whole world to hear.
01:06:26No more shame about who I am.
01:06:29You won't be recognised.
01:06:33By whom?
01:06:34My parents?
01:06:35My friends?
01:06:36You?
01:06:38The state?
01:06:40The state.
01:06:42The same state that's persecuted me my whole life.
01:06:46What's worse is you didn't even show up to my party.
01:06:55Jordan?
01:07:00You had a party?
01:07:02We did.
01:07:04You were invited.
01:07:05My best friend.
01:07:06You didn't even show up.
01:07:08Thanks a lot.
01:07:09I had no idea.
01:07:13You've had your head so far up your own arse you wouldn't even notice if the world was
01:07:16ending, which apparently it is.
01:07:19She's run off with a man.
01:07:22I just want one special person.
01:07:26Look where that gets you.
01:07:28Dumped.
01:07:29I thought Laura loved me.
01:07:31She hasn't run off.
01:07:33I saw her text.
01:07:34From who?
01:07:37Dave.
01:07:38Dave.
01:07:41You stupid cow.
01:07:44It's hard enough keeping one person when they're into one thing.
01:07:46Let alone when there's a whole load of other genitals involved.
01:07:49It's her brother.
01:07:50Dave.
01:07:51You idiot.
01:07:52Another thing.
01:07:52What about trying to-
01:07:53Dave her brother?
01:07:56Brother?
01:07:57Yes.
01:07:58You heard that right.
01:08:03Yes.
01:08:04You certainly are.
01:08:07But this is great news.
01:08:19She's quit.
01:08:21She landed a new job in Paris.
01:08:24She leaves today.
01:08:47She's at the station on her way to London.
01:08:49If you go now you can catch her.
01:08:54Go.
01:09:05Hi Laura.
01:09:06Sorry to bother you.
01:09:07I think you've left with our year-end financial reports and I need them back.
01:09:10Pronto?
01:09:19Pronto?
01:09:19Hi Laura.
01:09:20Sorry to bother you.
01:09:21I think you've left with our year-end financial reports and I need them back.
01:09:24Pronto?
01:09:25Pronto?
01:09:34I was a dick.
01:09:35I admit it.
01:09:36You have to see it from my point of view.
01:09:38Your point of view?
01:09:40First of all.
01:09:41Pronto?
01:09:41We've all had a heartbreak.
01:09:43We've all had a hard time of it one time or another.
01:09:47Doesn't mean that you can be such a dick.
01:09:52You're right.
01:09:54On every count.
01:09:55Oh I know the story.
01:09:57I know all about your past.
01:10:00You've got a new job in Paris.
01:10:04I do, yeah.
01:10:06And that train I've just missed means I'll miss the Eurostar connection now.
01:10:10Thanks.
01:10:39I can't stop you getting on that train.
01:10:42But think of this.
01:10:43You'll have a great time waiting six months for your wifi to work in France.
01:10:48And the plumbing.
01:10:50And negotiating the nightmare of a French menu.
01:10:53And sipping those little coffees and fancy cafes.
01:10:58And walking down the Champs Elysees.
01:11:01Taking a boat on the seine.
01:11:03But you wouldn't be there.
01:11:08I'll take French lessons.
01:11:11You're lactose intolerant.
01:11:14You'll swell up.
01:11:16I don't care.
01:11:18Bring on the bloke.
01:11:20You'd do that for me.
01:11:23I love you.
01:11:24I don't even care if you're bisexual.
01:11:27Bring on the orgy.
01:11:32I love you too.
01:11:33I love this woman.
01:11:36You hear me well.
01:11:38I love Norris Kent.
01:11:40I love you too, guys.
01:11:41Yeah.
01:11:50We love it.
01:11:51Come watch.
01:11:55Come along my way.
01:11:56Let me 네 включ in your hand.
01:11:58Meet.
01:12:04I won't be dead.
01:12:05Get away, numbers.
01:12:05I can not grow up.
01:12:05Where are you and I need to ascend you?
01:12:09Ex syrup.
01:12:10Because you're naturallyilim 없어.
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