00:00today we'll be reviewing cinderella great cinderella is a story about a white girl who
00:04dresses like shit until one day she sees a magician nope and the magician's like
00:08you're the ugliest bitch i've ever seen in my life and buys her a dress from the mall still
00:13not right cinderella goes to prom prom where she meets prince prince purple rain way off then
00:18cinderella loses her shoe and prince tries it on like 400 bitches and doesn't even use the
00:23little free sock they give you at footlocker for sanitary reasons he just lets them put their
00:27sweaty feet in it that's so nasty just just finish long story short uh prince in the revolution
00:33identify cinderella only by using her feet i hate it here and in the end uh prince marries cinderella
00:40and they make love all night long and that is the inspiration for a little red corvette by prince
00:46all of that's wrong all of that is wrong cut cut you know what dad if you know the fucking
00:51story
00:51tell the fucking story watch how you talk to me making this shit up off the top of my fucking
00:54head
00:57what'd you do
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