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00:12You stupid piece of crap!
00:15Clark!
00:21Oh, goddammit.
00:23Okay.
00:24Okay.
00:25This is just the worst day of my life.
00:28It's so horrible.
00:30You alright, ma'am?
00:32What?
00:33No.
00:34No, I'm obviously not alright.
00:36My car broke down and now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.
00:38My Gucci Mini is ruined and I just need to get...
00:40You need a ride.
00:42Excuse me?
00:48You heard me.
00:49Get in.
00:51Haha.
00:52Isn't that?
00:54That's filthy!
00:55Does it come with a tetanus shot?
00:57Well, you ever hear the saying, beggars can't be choosers?
01:00Beggar, huh?
01:01I'd rather walk.
01:07Sue yourself.
01:10Oh, wow.
01:12Okay, I guess Chilvery really is dead.
01:14Jerk.
01:20Okay, hey, wait.
01:22Look, I gotta call for a tow.
01:24So, does the good old boy from Hicksville know a mechanic?
01:26Well, does the princess from Park Avenue have manners?
01:29Around here we say please.
01:32Mechanic's number.
01:34Please?
01:35Mm-hmm.
01:36Good girl.
01:46Manners, huh?
01:47You couldn't even be bothered to remember her name.
01:50You know, you can get off your high horse right now, city girl.
01:53I don't need some stuck-up brat in a gaucho skirt telling me how to live my life.
01:57Uh, it's Gucci.
01:59And excuse me if trailer park chic really isn't my style.
02:02Right.
02:03The town's about a mile that way.
02:05I suggest you get a move on.
02:09You can't be serious.
02:10That was a heart attack.
02:24Guy.
02:40Zadie.
02:41Baby, stop running.
02:43You know I'm always gonna find you.
02:51Okay.
03:03Welcome to Jackie's.
03:08I'm Jackie.
03:10What can I get you?
03:13Maybe a bar of soap?
03:17How about a glass of Sauvignon Blanc?
03:22I got beer and I got whiskey.
03:25Take your pick.
03:29Uh, how about $5,000?
03:32Since, apparently that's what it's gonna take to fix my car.
03:36Whiskey it is.
03:56Okay, what am I supposed to do?
04:01I mean, even if I wanted to stay in this potent town, I can't even afford a grimy motel room.
04:08Well, if you're looking for a job, I might have one for you.
04:12Over at Wagner Ranch.
04:14A job.
04:15You want your car fixed or not?
04:22I'm not sure you're gonna like this job, miss.
04:24But, welcome to our humble abode.
04:32Just been me and my brother since our parents died a while back.
04:35We get real busy with the ranch and the horses and we're not very good at keeping house.
04:44Clearly.
04:45But that's where you come in.
04:46And this place could use a woman's touch.
04:50Really?
04:50Cause, uh, I think you got that part covered.
04:55Yeah.
04:57That's when my brother's kind of the town's slut.
05:00That's kind of how we lost our last housekeeper.
05:03Anyways, we need help cooking, cleaning, managing the hay, mucking the stalls.
05:07Muck?
05:09Right.
05:10I forgot you're not from around here.
05:12It means shoveling the manure.
05:16Let me get this.
05:17You, you want me to literally shovel shit.
05:20It's a thousand dollars a week plus room and board.
05:23A thousand? How can you afford to pay a maid a thousand dollars a week?
05:26Oil money?
05:27Granddaddy got rich, we don't know what to do with it.
05:30We don't flaunt it like some people do.
05:34What do you say? We got a deal?
05:38Does the room and board have indoor plumbing?
05:41Because I could really use a hot shower.
05:54City girl?
05:55Cowboy?
05:57What the hell are you doing in here?
05:58What the hell are you doing here? This is my house.
06:01Your house? What are you-
06:01Hey Sadie, you alright?
06:06I see you met my brother.
06:09Brother?
06:11Brock?
06:12Hands off the new housekeeper.
06:14Housekeeper?
06:24No, not her. Anyone but her.
06:26Her has a name, thank you very much.
06:28It has to be her.
06:30She's the only girl in town you haven't slept with.
06:32Besides Jackie.
06:33And that's only because she bats for the other team.
06:40Tell me, do you even know how to make a bed?
06:43Or fry an egg?
06:44Or milk a cow?
06:45I drink oat milk, okay?
06:48That makes sense.
06:49I think it's time you just head back to the city princess.
06:52Aw, thanks, I'd love to.
06:54You think I'm excited about being stuck here in this hillbilly hell cleaning up after your mess?
06:58Well, it's fine because you don't have to because you're fired.
07:01No, I'm not because I quit!
07:02Okay, enough!
07:07Mom and Dad would roll over in their grave if they saw this place like this.
07:12She needs the money.
07:14And we need someone to help us clean up.
07:18Can you guys get along, please?
07:25Fine.
07:27You start tomorrow, city girl.
07:296am breakfast better be on the table and if you can't do that then I'll go take you back to
07:33the side of the road myself.
07:38Great.
07:41Nice.
07:44Thanks.
07:47Hmm.
08:17You kidding me?
08:19Toast!
08:27Of course.
08:38Damn.
08:41God!
08:43Ow!
08:45Easy, easy.
08:52Not that bad.
08:58Are you checking me out right now?
08:59What?
09:00I'm not checking.
09:01Okay, as if.
09:06So where's breakfast?
09:09I made you bread.
09:10See?
09:12Bon appetit.
09:14There's no eggs.
09:16Your fridge is literally just beer and hot sauce.
09:19All the chickens are out back.
09:22What?
09:24Are you too scared to go get your hands dirty?
09:29Strike one, city girl.
09:38Now, I want you to take this off, ditch the heels, and go ahead and meet me out back.
09:50See if we can turn you into a cowgirl.
09:52Ready?
09:58Yes.
10:12You're too drunk.
10:14You're too drunk.
10:20I'm so young.
10:20Bye.
10:20Bye.
10:21Give me that, give me that bitch.
10:23Give me that, give me that bitch.
10:25Give me that, give me that bitch.
10:27Give me that, give me that bitch.
10:30I'm in my bag, so this girl, man.
10:32Got a tricking off money out of glad bag.
10:35What the hell are you wearing?
10:37Ralph Lauren.
10:39Duh.
10:40I thought I told you to change.
10:42I did!
10:44What, you don't like it?
10:46It's pretty flashy for someone who claims to be broke.
10:49Okay, my finances are none of your business.
10:51Pretty sure they are.
10:52You work for me, princess.
10:55Don't forget it.
10:57How could I?
10:59Hands off.
11:00You can look, but you can't touch.
11:02Plus, you're all sweaty.
11:04You'll be plenty sweaty once I'm done with you.
11:06I promise you that.
11:07Ew.
11:10Alright, take this little one
11:12and stack it on top of that hay bale over there.
11:14Chop, chop.
11:19Okay.
11:22Is it enough?
11:34I just broke a nail.
11:39You'll live.
11:40You know, if you can't prove yourself to be useful around your city, girl,
11:44you might as well just pack your bags.
11:52Move.
11:55You know, you can't get rid of me that easy.
11:57Give me that, give me that quick.
11:59Oh, give me that, give me that quick.
12:01Yeah, yeah.
12:02Give me that, give me that quick.
12:04Give me that, give me that quick.
12:06Give me that, give me that quick.
12:09Oh my God, Sadie.
12:11Get a grip.
12:12He's not that hot.
12:15Okay.
12:17So gross.
12:20I'm just saying I could cover for you tonight.
12:24If you promise to be home by midnight.
12:29You serious?
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:33Okay, but why are you helping me though?
12:34Honestly, because seeing you sit around here moping is really depressing.
12:38So go, have fun.
12:40Please, I beg.
12:41But don't show up empty handed, okay?
12:42Take one of the 50,000 six packs in the fridge.
12:49You're smart.
12:56Oh, and Brock said dinner in half an hour.
12:58He also said no bread.
13:00Not sure what he meant by that.
13:07Awesome.
13:08Yeah, sure.
13:09No bread, Brock.
13:10No bread for Brock.
13:12No bread for Brock.
13:33Well, it's not bread.
13:35Well, it's not bread.
14:01No bread.
14:02No bread.
14:12No bread.
14:14No bread.
14:16No bread.
14:16Where's Roy?
14:19I'm upstairs in his room I bet.
14:21He's probably moping.
14:24Would he kill you to let him live a little?
14:28That's what I'm trying to do.
14:29Keep him alive.
14:31Well, you don't have to be such an asshole about it
14:39You don't like my rules you can leave my house
14:42Believe me, I can't wait this second and I mean the exact second my car is fixed. I am getting
14:48the hell out of this town. I
14:50Have zero interest in anything
14:54This town has to offer me
15:02You know what I think I think you're lying
15:11And I think you smell like the barn serve yourself I need a drink
15:20Oh
15:28That bad, huh? I'm bad. Uh-huh
15:32No, I'm just in the boonies working for a cowboy with the heart stone. I'm just peachy
15:37You don't got nobody that you can call to come get you family
15:43Friend, boyfriend. No, it's just me. Okay?
15:49Look, I'm I'm sorry. It's just it's complicated right now
16:03Rock what do you want?
16:14Hey, what the hell did you do, huh? Roy's never ever disobeyed me until you showed up
16:19Hey, he's fine. Okay. He's just at his friend's house
16:21But I shipped him with a six-pack like a six-pack piece 17
16:25It's just beer. It's not that big of a deal our parents died in a truck driving accidents a how's
16:30that for a big deal?
16:33Oh
16:34Oh
16:34I'm sorry. I didn't know that. I didn't know I
16:43Hold on
16:51Hey
16:53Hey kid
16:54Did Brock figure it out my phone died and went in charge. I had like 30 missed calls. He's gonna
16:57kill me
16:58No, no, I I handled it. Okay. I'm just calling to check up on you
17:02You have a designated driver?
17:05Yes, ma'am
17:06And you'll be home before midnight. Yes, ma'am. Okay. Good boy. Enjoy your night. All right. Okay. Thanks again,
17:13Mercedes
17:14Of course
17:18Okay
17:30Thank you
17:31Thank you
17:34Okay
17:35I can't breathe
17:36I can't breathe
17:43You want a beer?
17:45What is it? Poisoned?
17:46It's a peace offering
17:48Dust in the rear view
17:49Free as a bird
17:51This is our time
17:52No matter what they say
17:55Every mile behind
17:57Only brought us here
17:59Only brought us here
17:59Now the road is clear
18:01Now the road is clear
18:03Yeah
18:04Shotgun ride on my Friday night
18:07Sunset fire burning in our eyes
18:11Let's see the past in the past
18:14Do you within love
18:15Not much of a beer drinker, huh?
18:18Hmm
18:27Hmm
18:32Shut up
18:35All right
18:36Not bad, baby
18:37All right, not bad
18:39Not bad
18:40But can you do it twice?
18:47Nice
18:51I'm sorry for yelling earlier
18:53It's okay
18:55I'm pretty tough
18:56I can take it
18:57Are you sure about that?
18:59Well, I'm sure
19:01You're all hat and no cattle anyway
19:03Hey
19:05Spoken like a true cowgirl
19:06Yeah, well wait till you see me ride
19:09I'd love to see that
19:13Well, I'm kidding
19:15I see there's no horses in the big city
19:21I can teach you how to ride
19:25All you gotta do is ask
19:28Girl, I'm loving the ride
19:37Rodeo girl
19:39How sweet
19:39She has a beautiful name
19:41Is it Swedish?
19:42Are you jealous?
19:43Am I jealous?
19:43No, I'm not jealous
19:45Why would I be jealous?
19:46I mean, you can do whatever you want
19:47Whoever you want
19:48It's really not my business
19:49Shh
19:51You talk too much, you know that?
20:05Good night, Zadie
20:12Oh, wow
20:13When did the prince return to the castle?
20:16Shh
20:16Don't rat me out
20:22Morning
20:23Morning
20:24Morning
20:26So should I set out another plate for your Swedish friend?
20:30Nah
20:31You got me all to yourself
20:33Lucky me
20:38Alright
20:46You know when I said I wanted eggs
20:47I wanted them cooked, right?
20:49What are you?
20:50No, that's not fair
20:51I...
20:51No, I didn't
20:52Okay, stop
20:53You don't have to be so picky about it, you know
20:56Okay, fine
20:57Ha ha ha
20:59Well, if you wanted them cooked
21:01You should have said that
21:08Come on
21:15So when were you gonna tell me you're into the city, girl?
21:18I'm what?
21:20Come on
21:21I saw you looking at her
21:22Rory
21:23I saw you
21:23I wasn't
21:26Okay
21:27Look
21:28Just be careful with her, huh?
21:30She's the best housekeeper we've ever had
21:31And I don't want you to mess it up like you always do
21:34Oh, she's the best, huh?
21:36She can't cook
21:37She can't sweep
21:38She can't haul hay
21:40No, but she does make you laugh
21:44I'm not screwing the help, man
21:48Not again
21:49Besides, she's leaving back off to the city scene anyway
21:52Right
21:54So I guess you wouldn't mind
21:55If I invited her to Jackie's Hoedown tonight
21:57I mean, she...
21:58She would have a blast
21:59The guys would be
22:00She's...
22:01All over her
22:06Nope
22:07No problem at all
22:24It's pretty
22:25The flowers, they're nice
22:32Right
22:41you know that's bug spray you're using right it's what
22:48great uh well hey your table is bug free now lucky me
22:55hey anyways uh rory actually invited me to jackie's party tomorrow night you're not going
23:05to do it excuse me ribs beer line dancing that's not you princess okay you don't know
23:09anything about me maybe i'd like to have some gentleman teach me how to hoe down no
23:20you want to learn how to dance how would i teach you oh my god you're trying to get
23:28in my pants again no i i'm kidding i'm messing with you i'm totally messing with you but
23:36dance lesson seriously i did not think you had that in you okay lead the way cowboy
23:51five six seven eight left right left scuff right left right right oh no sorry uh remember right
24:04foot and then spin okay okay ready five six seven eight right i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
24:12sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry okay i think it's clear that i am just a lost cause can we just
24:16be done
24:17no it's fine it's fine hey head up i didn't take you for a quitter
24:25let's go
24:33all right okay ready five six seven eight right and spin and dip just like that oh my god you
24:44did it
24:45i did it i should uh probably go burn the spaghetti or something right
25:01i uh i gotta go feed the horses so horses oh they're probably starving yeah there's that whole
25:09you know loaf of bread that you didn't like you can feed them that yeah way to you got the
25:15spin
25:15so good job with that thanks good teacher
25:55so how's that hard-hearted cowboy of yours he's fine honey i may like girls but i
26:04got eyes i know he's fine yeah but i don't know he's a little more than that he's funny and
26:14nice and
26:16patient when he's not being an asshole of course uh-huh yeah i knew it another one bites the dust
26:24no
26:24no no i mean we can't i'm leaving as soon as i get the money for the car repairs
26:38what's going on zadie
26:43talk to me
26:47you know being a bartender basically like being a therapist
27:05i'm married
27:08what i don't i don't want to be
27:11trust me
27:13our marriage stopped being a marriage a long time ago
27:16and i i tried to divorce him but he won't sign the papers so that's why i ran
27:23what happened
27:28um
27:30i don't know i thought i thought we were in love but a few months after the wedding he
27:38just completely changed
27:43oh he started hitting me
27:45oh sweetie he took all my money oh my god you know i i had to rely on him for
27:51everything and i
27:55i just i felt so powerless i had nowhere to go no one to run to i
28:01but you're safe now you got away no you don't understand
28:09i'm scared that he's been following me
28:12you need to tell brock he can help you no no i cannot get anyone else involved theo is dangerous
28:18okay and then and then staying with brock i even if i do
28:26want him it's wrong it is not wrong it is not wrong your husband is supposed to love you
28:34and cherish you and honor you not beat the hell out of you
28:40you do not owe that piece of shit one inch of your loyalty
28:48still i'm i'm sorry i shouldn't i shouldn't have said anything
28:56uh you know what my real problem is i mean i have nothing nowhere to the hoedown
29:04think you can help me make me look like a real cowgirl
29:13kind of my specialty yeah
29:25sadie said she was gonna meet us here
29:40howdy
29:42you uh well hello again stranger you never texted me back it's okay though
29:49i'll let you make it up to me with the dance
29:58guess that's rodeo girl
30:09what can i get you stud you've seen zady
30:26so
30:42Careful cowboy, someone's moving in on your girl
30:51Take it off
30:53I said take the damn hat off or I will
31:07What the hell was that?
31:08Wear another man's hat that means you're his woman
31:10Seriously?
31:11Okay besides the fact that that is just completely country bunking nonsense
31:15Why do you even care?
31:16Because you're not his woman, you're my
31:17I mean, I meant take the hat off
31:21Don't tell me you're jealous
31:23You just had another woman all over you like two minutes ago
31:26And I'm just a stuck-up brat, right?
31:28A princess, a stuck-up city girl that can't cook worth a damn
31:31And always wears the wrong thing
31:32No, I mean, yes, but
31:34But what, Brock?
31:36I don't care about any of that
31:40All I care about is how you make me feel
31:46How do I make you feel?
31:49Like I might die if I don't kiss you right now
31:57No, you shouldn't
32:09Fuck it
32:10Kiss me
32:26It's about time
32:30Hey, hey, hey, hey
32:32I think I'm ready for that ride
32:33You offered me, cowboy
32:37Let's go, cowboy
32:50Yep
32:52Let go
32:54How do I make it?
33:03Yes
33:04Let it down, I need to say
34:02You're still here.
34:08Right, sorry I forgot the plan was to blow my mind and kick me out, save you the trouble.
34:13No, you're not getting away from me that easy.
34:21I just thought you were going to run out on me.
34:34I don't want you to go.
34:40Yeah, me neither.
34:54I got to go feed the horse.
34:55No, no, no, no.
34:57I'll do it.
35:00What?
35:01Rory, shut me out too.
35:07No, no.
35:10I got her in my keep, right?
35:20There she is.
35:24My beautiful wife.
35:30Theo, how did you...
35:32I told you, honey.
35:33I'll always find you.
35:36Next time we head home, huh?
35:40I'm not leaving with you.
35:43Why?
35:44Because of your hit cowboy?
35:47I saw the two of you last night.
35:50I am willing to forget and forgive if you come quietly.
35:55But if not, it would be a shame if something were to happen to among you.
36:00No, you can't do it!
36:00Oh, you have no idea what I can and can't do.
36:04You belong to me, Sadie.
36:06And I'll ruin as many lives as it takes for you to come to your senses and accept that.
36:13Baby, baby.
36:14Don't make me get rough with you.
36:16You know I hate it whenever you make me hurt you.
36:20I'm sorry.
36:21I'm sorry.
36:25Good girl.
36:27So what do you say?
36:28Shall we live happily ever after?
36:32Let go over.
36:35I'd be careful if I were you, pretty boy.
36:39You're gonna regret that.
36:41I'll kill you!
36:41No, stop! That's enough!
36:44Stop!
36:48Just leave us alone.
36:51Leave us both alone from now on.
37:00You know, I'm tired of, uh, slumming it.
37:05And you're just a-
37:06Dumb hillbilly, right?
37:07I remember what you said.
37:10I guess my money wasn't good enough for you, huh, Princess?
37:16Yeah, that's right.
37:17I-
37:19Thank God I can finally go back to my own life.
37:26This is what you want?
37:33You heard the lady.
37:36Suit yourself.
38:03You're not gonna love her and leave her like the rest of them, are you?
38:07She's the one leaving.
38:09I don't know why I'm surprised, though.
38:11She was pretty clear about that from the start.
38:13What are you talking about?
38:15Her car's not ready.
38:16She can't...
38:16Well, it's a good thing that her husband showed up this morning
38:18and whisked her back off to the city.
38:21Oh, my God.
38:22Her husband?
38:23That's who she's been running from.
38:26He hits her.
38:27He what?
38:28I told her to tell you, but she didn't want you to get hurt.
38:34I'm gonna fucking kill him.
38:36Brock!
38:37Brock!
38:49Oh, hurry up.
38:51I can't wait to get you back home.
38:54I'm holding myself.
38:56I missed you so much.
39:02I love you.
39:03Oh, man.
39:08Sit back!
39:11I...
39:11Miss Sadie, what's going on?
39:16Oh, isn't that cute?
39:19Miss Sadie is going home, kid.
39:22No.
39:24No, you can't go home.
39:27I don't know what my brother said or did to you, but you don't have to go home.
39:29Rory, I need you to go.
39:31Right now.
39:32Okay, I'm sorry, but...
39:34No, I'm not letting you leave.
39:36We need you.
39:37Listen, kid.
39:38You're starting to piss me off.
39:39So why don't you get the hell out of here before I give you something to cry about?
39:42No, you're not going to touch him, okay?
39:43He has nothing to do with this.
39:46You're trying the whole family, huh?
39:48I thought you were such a little slut.
39:49Hey, don't talk about her like that.
39:53Stop!
39:53Wait, no, Rory, no!
39:55I'll put you back out in the dirt where you belong.
39:58Please, stop!
39:59Don't do this!
40:00Hey, wait!
40:03Stop.
40:04Theo!
40:05Okay.
40:07Stop!
40:07What are you doing?
40:08Stop!
40:11Wait, stop!
40:12Stop it!
40:13Okay, don't touch him!
40:14Stop!
40:14You can do whatever you want to me.
40:16I'll do whatever you want.
40:16Just don't hurt him.
40:18Hey, I suggest you get off my property.
40:22Looks like we got ourselves a showdown.
40:23Stop!
40:26Bring it on, cowboy.
40:29Guys, we have to hire a new housekeeper.
40:31Hallelujah!
40:33I just...
40:34I don't want to eat anymore, Rally X, Mercedes.
40:38Hey, my cooking builds character.
40:40You're welcome.
40:41You're welcome.
40:43You're welcome.
40:45You're welcome.
40:46You're welcome.
40:47You're welcome.
40:47I'm welcome.
41:03Ah.
41:05Theo signed the papers.
41:07Which means I am officially an unmarried woman.
41:11You want me to do something about that?
41:14Whoa, slow your roll there, Hank.
41:17Princess.
41:25I love you, cowboy.
41:28I love you, Z-girl.
41:29No.
41:31Mm-mm.
41:34Hi.
41:37I'm a country girl now.
41:40Mm-mm.
41:49Damn straight.
41:50you could call it
41:53all at once
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