00:00You're whining about having to go to France?
00:02Come on, man. Think of all the people you can meet.
00:05Very different time schedules. Very different everything.
00:07What if we don't talk?
00:09Bro, you're acting like we're gonna die.
00:11Everything will be the same when you get back.
00:13Hey, Grandpa Jim. How's life been?
00:16I had a heart attack four months ago.
00:18My toe amputated three weeks ago.
00:20I've got the crab, so I'd say my life is pretty f***ing great.
00:22What do you think?
00:24Did Owen tell you he wasn't coming to USC in the fall?
00:26Bro, we can do everything we were going to do at USC, but do it here.
00:30I'll give him a taste of Cali,
00:32and he'll be counting down the days till we move in.
00:35I always knew he was a shy boy in gym class,
00:38so it's cool to see other sides of people.
00:40I could run a f***ing marathon.
00:43I haven't done too bad this summer.
00:45Or if you want in-home visits,
00:46I have plenty of girls willing to travel.
00:48You hired strippers?
00:49What, are we shooting a porno?
00:51Yeah, we're here to clean dirty boys up.
00:54I love you.
00:56I'd hang around with you kitties tonight,
00:58but I got some f***ing waiting for me back in my place.
01:00We don't need to think this through.
01:01Women, empty bedroom, that's it.
01:04The munchies have hit me.
01:06Courtney is an absolute freak in the sheets.
01:09How's Caitlin?
01:09That sounded like a gunshot,
01:11and if the cops go, we could lose our scholarships.
01:13And if we lose our scholarships,
01:14we don't go to college,
01:15and then we end up in jail.
01:17Just a freak.
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