00:01It's a monster!
00:03Run!
00:12Franting, out of my way!
00:19Scatter, don't group up!
00:21He can't catch all of you!
00:28Where do you think you're going?
00:37Damn it!
00:44You win. I surrender.
00:47You're a child of God, aren't you?
00:49A good child wouldn't kill a man who surrenders.
00:52I'm not going to kill you.
00:54That's not who I am.
00:59But you're not going anywhere either.
01:08Put me down! Put me down, you freak!
01:11You wanted the monster.
01:13You got the monster.
01:18Wait! What is that?
01:21Tie him down! Don't let him move!
01:34What do we do with him? Tie him to a tree? Send him to the next town?
01:45You think you've won? You think tie me up, tying me up is the end?
01:49You've got no idea what I've already done.
01:52What do you mean?
01:53I sent word.
01:54Before I even came down that mountain, I sent a rider to the north.
01:58To the slavers! To the men who buy unusual things!
02:01They're coming!
02:02He's lying! He's just trying to scare us!
02:05Am I ask yourself, how did I know this village was defenseless? Someone told me.
02:10One day you'll eat your last bread, and they'll take everyone you love, and you'll just watch.
02:17Take him inside. Lock the door. Don't let him talk to anyone.
02:24Ha ha ha! You're dead! You're all dead!
02:29Cain, is he telling the truth?
02:31I don't know, but I can't take that chance.
02:45I see you found my little home. Cozy, isn't it?
02:50I've got provisions in those barrels, got weapons in that chest, got enough gunpowder in the back to blow this
02:58whole mountain to pieces.
03:00Ah, you see them. You know what they are.
03:05Three barrels of black powder. Each one enough to turn this whole cave into a crater.
03:12And I've got the fuse.
03:14You can kill me, but if you do, my hand hits this pouch and the whole thing goes up.
03:19Your village up there, half their houses will come down.
03:22So what's it gonna be, little monster?
03:24Are you strong enough to stop an explosion you can't see coming?
03:36Run, little monster! Run back to your sheep!
03:39The first thing I'll do is light that fuse myself!
03:54You're right. I can't stop an explosion I can't see coming.
03:59So I won't give you time to light it.
04:15Kade, don't go in there!
04:18He's trying to trap you!
04:20He wants to blow everything thing up with you and inside!
04:25Don't! Don't be stupid! Come back!
04:38I know.
04:40Then why? Why are you going in there?
04:45Because if he blows that cave, half the village goes with it.
04:49Your house, your bed, the tree where we sat.
04:54I can't stop the explosion from outside, so I have to stop it from inside.
04:59Wait for me.
05:01I'll come back.
05:03I promised you, remember?
05:04I'll wait.
05:08But if you don't come back,
05:11I'll never forgive you.
05:18I'll never forgive you.
05:18I'll never forgive you.
05:19I'll never forgive you.
05:19I'll never forgive you.
05:20I'll never forgive you.
05:20I'll never forgive you.
05:20I'll never forgive you.
05:36I'll never forgive you.
05:39You've been to him.
05:45You came.
05:46I knew you would.
05:49You're predictable, little monster.
05:53A monster doesn't walk into a trap. He breaks it.
05:57Big words for a freak who's about to be buried alive.
06:03You talk too much. Just watch.
06:06Walk away! The whole mountain will come down on you!
06:25True strength isn't about destroying. It's about control.
06:33No, impossible.
06:54Cain, please.
07:09You have to eat to grow strong, Cain.
07:16Sealed alive. No light. No way out.
07:21A perfect grave.
07:32Think. Don't panic. Think.
07:42The flatbread. She hid this.
07:46Greelta.
07:52Not enough to grow, but enough to ignite.
08:08Morning light.
08:12Small has its advantages.
08:26I will not die in the dark.
08:44The dark thinks it can bury me.
08:51But I climb.
09:14Grey didn't lie.
09:16The worst has come.
09:21I need more.
09:24These are the last two.
09:26For the absolute worst.
09:33The worst.
09:55They think the fire is dead.
09:59They are wrong.
10:17Grandfather, you kept your word.
10:20You're alive!
10:21We thought the cave crushed you, but there's an army at the gate.
10:25Siege ladders.
10:26Heavy armor.
10:26What do we do, Cain?
10:28What do we do?
10:33We do what we always do.
10:35We fight.
10:47You promised you'd be careful.
10:51I remember.
10:52I still have one last trick.
10:59This is all I have left.
11:02If I eat both, I don't know if my body will survive the power.
11:06But they will burn this place over my dead body.
11:28The bread is finished.
11:32Now, the judgment begins.
11:42What? What kind of monster is this?
11:57Hold the line! Hold the...
12:05Leave. This. Place.
12:10Retreat! Sound the retreat! We're leaving! We're all leaving!
12:17I...
12:27Cain! Don't move. You've used too much QI.
12:31They're gone.
12:32Gone. All of them. Gone.
12:36A miracle. A living God.
12:42You came back.
12:47I promised.
12:54Found you, little spark.
12:56And then the baby grew so big, his head went all the way up through the clouds.
13:02He looked down at all the bad men and he said,
13:06Leave. This. Place.
13:09And the bad men all fell off their horses.
13:12What happened next? Did he stay that big?
13:15He got small again. So small you could fit him in your arms.
13:18Where is he now?
13:22He's always here.
13:26Next time someone asks for the Kung Fu baby, I'm telling them you're on vacation.
13:31Tell them I'm hibernating.
13:34It's summer!
13:36Giant babies hibernate in summer.
13:48Are you the baby who saved the village? The one that grew bigger than the mountain?
13:57I'm... I'm just the one who likes bread.
14:14They found us.
14:18AHHHHH!
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