00:00And if we press the Combine button, out comes...
00:09A PP90.
00:13A weapon that can hold 1000 bullets in a very compact form.
00:18Compared to the normal P90, the front part of the weapon has been modified in a way that the top
00:23rail becomes extendable.
00:26Infinitely extendable.
00:30This, right here, is 1000 bullets.
00:33The best part is, when you start shooting and the magazine runs out,
00:37the modified opening in the front allows the empty magazine to be ejected towards whatever you're aiming.
00:42As you can see, the magazines are being ejected to...
00:45What? What? What?
00:47No! No! No! James! No! James!
00:49Let's go! James!
00:52I pressed the Combine button, but out came...
00:56A DE Eagle.
00:58Made by one of the biggest and richest gaming companies out there.
01:01You get one pistol, with one card reader on the right side, and another credit or debit card terminal on
01:07the other.
01:08Yes, you own the weapon, but it's unusable for now.
01:11Insert your credit or debit card in the terminal, and after a payment of a low low price of 29
01:16.99, the trigger will be unlocked.
01:19The top part of the weapon is locked, indicated by the red light on the right side.
01:24And to unlock that, it will cost you an additional 5.99 per shot, which is insanely expensive.
01:30But, to save money, the company thought about their users, and came up with a subscription plan called the Bullet
01:35Pass.
01:36It will cost you only 9.99 per month, and you can have unlimited slide unlocks for the duration of
01:44the subscription.
01:48You have to slide the card every time you wanna shoot.
01:51And if you are really good, you can position the card in a way that the slide going backwards will
01:55automatically swipe the card for the next shot.
02:05And we press the combine button, and out comes...
02:09An emotional support dog.
02:12Emotional support dog.
02:13We call him Ammo.
02:15Using this mechanical contraption on his back, Ammo will be able to provide any support you need.
02:20Who's a good boy?
02:21Who's a good boy Ammo?
02:22You are so hard to animate, but you're still so cute.
02:24You run out of ammo?
02:25Ammo will bring it to you, using these ammo boxes.
02:28So if you run out of grenades, flashes, smokes, or anything else, Ammo's got your back.
02:32He can also bring you enemies' weapons that have been dropped around the map.
02:38Ammo, come give me a hand, buddy.
02:39Can you bring me that AK that's dropped on the...
02:41Oh, you see?
02:42He already knows what to do.
02:43Such a good boy, man.
02:44Alright, come here, buddy.
02:45Come here, bring it to me.
02:46Bring me that AK, buddy.
02:47Bring me that AK, buddy.
02:48Such a good...
02:49Good...
02:52What is that?
02:54Ammo...
02:54What is that?!
02:55What is that?!
02:56No...
02:57Oh no no no
02:58NONONONONONONONONO
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