00:00I think it will change my life immensely. I'll probably get followed by photographers everywhere I go, hassled by journalists,
00:05and I'll probably marry a very sexy footballer.
00:09Hello, and welcome to the Miss Poker World final. He's the first of tonight's contestants. It's Miss Emma Bunton.
00:17Emma says her poker accessories are all homemade, as if we couldn't guess.
00:21Please call me Emma, please call me Emma.
00:22On your mark. Just turn around. That's great.
00:24Next up is Melanie C.
00:25No, Mel.
00:26What does winning the title of Miss Poker World mean to you?
00:28Yeah, mean to me. Mean to me.
00:33Okay then.
00:34Ow! What'd you do that for?
00:35You said be mean to you. Over there now, please.
00:38Now, third contestant is Victoria, who is Miss Seafoam Island.
00:42All my tattoos are spelt right. Look at the elegant way she graces the catwalk.
00:47But, oh no! Oh no! How disastrous!
00:51Do you think anybody noticed?
00:53Possibly. Possibly. Just come over here, sweetheart.
00:55What does winning the Poker World title mean to you, Victoria?
00:57Er, I think it will change my life immensely.
01:00I'll probably get followed by photographers everywhere I go, hassled by journalists, and
01:04I'll probably marry a very sexy footballer.
01:07Thank you very much, Victoria.
01:09Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
01:11Right here in my hand, I have the gold envelope.
01:14So, ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the first ever Miss Poker World Beauty Contest is...
01:23Me!
01:30But where the Spice Girls?
01:31Yeah!
01:32...
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