00:00At night, I can't sleep. I'm tossing, turning, canvas, pissing...
00:04Stop! You must be Rob Fisher's wife!
00:07Welcome to Ashfield Place.
00:10The safest town in America.
00:13We went from city loft to lawn so fast.
00:16I know living in my parents' house wasn't exactly part of the plan.
00:19Every day is the same thing.
00:21These people are crazy.
00:24That's the burbs, babes.
00:27So what's the deal with that old Victorian house?
00:31It's haunted house.
00:32There have been whispers of murder.
00:36Who would move into a murder house?
00:38I did see him in the woods.
00:40I'm not sure what he was up to. I had to give him space.
00:44I was nude.
00:45In the woods?
00:46I was moonbathing.
00:50The house needs a lot of work.
00:53That it has good bones.
00:55Who says that?
00:58The girl from the suburbs disappears into thin air?
01:00He's hiding something.
01:02I think we should investigate.
01:03I feel like Sherlock Holmes.
01:05I think, if anything, I'd be Sherlock Holmes.
01:06Don't accent privilege this.
01:09You can't just break in!
01:11From a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in.
01:14We're walking into an unlocked house.
01:18She keeps asking questions about the house across the street.
01:21What'd you tell her?
01:22What is there to tell?
01:27Yep, I just peed a little.
01:28Your mind's wearing tricks on ya.
01:32Well, it's not him we need to be worried about.
01:35You learned that from a podcast?
01:36I don't know.
01:37What's happening?
01:38Which one of us is the murderer?
01:42Your face!
01:44The safest town in America has a lot of people desperate to leave.
01:48This is the part that gets a little bit complicated.
01:51Aren't small towns just the best?
01:53It is the safest, safest, safest, safest town in America.
01:57What are we doing?
01:58Let's go!
02:01I think this place is gonna grow on you, you know.
02:04They're okay.
02:08Why am I always murder-adjacent?
02:11As a woman, let's go!
02:12What's happening?
02:13It's the worst of you.
02:14So you're going to go to your car.
02:14You're going to be walking in the door and you're walking in.
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