00:00Oh, what a beautiful day it is, everybody, man.
00:03The first time a late night TV show offered me to do a skit, I did it right here at
00:07Jimmy Kimmel Live.
00:08The first time I got to talk on a couch on late night TV, I got to do it right
00:12here at Jimmy Kimmel Live.
00:14And tonight, baby, tonight and tomorrow night, I am Jimmy Kimmel.
00:18That's right. They blew it, y'all.
00:20They let the big white trash in to take over, baby.
00:23Look at this. We are hosting this thing tonight.
00:25And tomorrow night, Randy Orton, Jeremy Renner, Joey Badass, Kevin James, All-American Rejects, Joey Logano.
00:33Tune in, y'all. This is a big deal, man.
00:35Please tune in so ABC don't think they made the biggest mistake of their life.
00:38I really need y'all, man. Please, man. Love y'all.
00:41It's nice of night. Tune in.
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