00:01Stop! Gary!
00:03Court order for asset seizures.
00:04So they're taking my car?
00:06You went radio silent on me.
00:07Is that what this is about?
00:08My feelings for you were so intense that I got scared.
00:12Is that true?
00:13Buongiorno!
00:14That's my cousin.
00:15Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.
00:18He's my second cousin.
00:19There's something seriously wrong with you.
00:21I'm an Uber driver and I don't have a car.
00:24I'm gonna lose my house.
00:25You think I chose him?
00:28Look at this.
00:29Meet a car, date our son this summer,
00:31and bring him out of his shell before college.
00:33In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal.
00:35Date is in quotes.
00:36Bet that means sex.
00:38My husband, the code breaker.
00:40We've just been so worried about our son.
00:42He's going to Princeton in the fall.
00:44Oh, I've heard of it.
00:44You know, we tried everything to bring him out of his shell.
00:47He doesn't come out of his room,
00:48he doesn't talk to girls, doesn't drink.
00:50So when you say date him,
00:51do you mean date him or date him?
00:54Yes.
00:55Date him. Date him hard.
00:56I'll date his brains out.
00:58He volunteers at the animal shelter.
01:01Hi.
01:02Mind if I touch your wiener?
01:03What?
01:04Your dog.
01:06How about I give you a ride home?
01:08Um, this isn't the way to my house.
01:10It's a shortcut.
01:11You're my hostage.
01:12What you got down there?
01:13Something for me?
01:18Why?
01:19You tried kidnapping me!
01:20You're 19, grow up!
01:23This kid is undateable.
01:25Have a drink together.
01:26He'll have a Long Island iced tea.
01:29This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.
01:33Dance party.
01:34I just don't know what to do.
01:35I just know my mom would have wanted me to save the house.
01:38I'm probably just nervous.
01:39Why don't you loosen him up?
01:40We can go skinny dipping.
01:41What about sharks?
01:42Ben here!
01:43Jellyfish?
01:43Not this season!
01:44It's really the lack of life, Targaryen!
01:46She's gonna get here right now!
01:47Okay!
01:48I'm just a bit of a romantic.
01:50He's actually really sweet.
01:52The best part about getting older is not having to care what people think.
01:55I'm an adult now.
01:56I can make my own decisions.
01:57That's good.
01:58You wanna savor it?
01:59Savor it.
02:01Come on.
02:02You're getting out of here.
02:03You don't belong here.
02:03Don't touch me!
02:04Get away from her!
02:06Stay.
02:11We should go.
02:15Maddie, you can't outrun the cops!
02:17I can't lose my license!
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