00:01We're only murders in the building.
00:04I'm Charles Hay.
00:06What the hell?
00:08Din Savage.
00:09You can just splice that onto the Charles Hay.
00:12Yeah, I'll get out the splicer.
00:14A Hollywood studio.
00:16Want us to make a movie of our podcast?
00:18This script is amazing.
00:20Oliver flips around the room a septuagenarian Peter Pan or a male Tinkerbell?
00:24I do not walk that way.
00:31Okay, podcasters.
00:33We have a fabulous cast.
00:36I'm Eugene Levy.
00:38I'm Eva Longoria.
00:40Oliver, this is Zach Gallifragilist.
00:41Oh, yes, Zach Gallifragilistice, of course.
00:44I see what you're doing.
00:45I happen to have started the second highest grossing comedy of all time.
00:49Are you the little boy from Home Alone?
00:51What have they done to you?
00:53We thought it would be a good idea if we do a character study.
00:56Mmm.
01:00Are we attached to Mabel?
01:02I'd say so.
01:03Guys, we're going to Hollywood.
01:05Oh, my God.
01:07Saz?
01:11There's been another murder.
01:13Oh, yay!
01:16Who would kill Saz?
01:19This is a lot of suspects.
01:22We were hoping we could ask a few questions.
01:25I'm not talking to you.
01:26Well, maybe this will unzip your lips.
01:29Can you break this?
01:30I'll give you the 20.
01:31You'll give me back 15.
01:34We can help, you know.
01:37Actors are investigators.
01:40Charles, this shooter was focusing on your apartment.
01:44You think I was the target?
01:46We have to find a safe house.
01:48What about your sister in Long Island?
01:51Oh, look who decided to show up.
01:54You know, I always knew what your voice sounded like from the podcast.
01:57Sometimes I slow it down.
01:58Then I speed it back up.
01:59Then I slow it down again.
02:01Then I speed it back up.
02:11Hey!
02:13Hey!
02:17There's a killer out there.
02:18You need to focus.
02:20We'll take it from here.
02:21Oh, yeah.
02:21You think you got this?
02:22We're not children.
02:23And can you open this snack snack?
02:25My assistant's not here.
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