00:00You're trending.
00:01Ha!
00:02That's fantastic.
00:03You retweeted a white supremacist.
00:04Retweeted a what?
00:05A Nazi.
00:07Good luck tomorrow.
00:08You'll never see it coming.
00:09Indeed he won't.
00:11Hello.
00:12Big bear rule racism.
00:13I'm here for the signing.
00:15Um, it's cancelled.
00:16I'm your son.
00:18Okay.
00:19I'll be right back.
00:21Okay.
00:23How'd it go?
00:24I don't want to talk about it.
00:25It didn't go how you'd hoped it might.
00:27I can't answer that without talking about it.
00:29I don't particularly want to see you.
00:31Your father's had an affair with an Australian woman.
00:33You have a half brother.
00:34I'm on a quest to understand who I am and where I come from.
00:38I will need you to fill this up to the line.
00:40What now?
00:41This guy turns out saying he's my son.
00:44Ingrid's livid.
00:44Then to cap it all, he tells me he's autistic.
00:47Could be a documentary.
00:49I could never forgive myself if we didn't capture these precious moments.
00:53Now, how do I turn you on?
00:55That's not how.
00:57I don't want you waltzing into his life.
00:59He's autistic.
01:00He's vulnerable.
01:01Yeah, well, so am I.
01:02I apologize about my family.
01:04It's kind of embarrassing.
01:06Why did you have sex with my mother?
01:08Oh.
01:10Are you secretly making a documentary?
01:13It might improve my current public image.
01:15So you're pretending to get to know your own son.
01:18I think it's best if I have my affair now.
01:20Get it out of the way.
01:21You should have an affair now.
01:22Anything else I can do for you, Ingrid?
01:24I don't know.
01:25Maybe you'd like to come and visit us.
01:27Travelling to Great Britain would be the single best thing I have ever done.
01:30You look after him or I'll chop your nuts off.
01:33You're Billy Piper, aren't you?
01:35Oh, great.
01:36Put hairs on your chest.
01:38I've already got quite a few hairs on my chest, as you can see.
01:41It's a pleasure to meet you, Florence.
01:43Is a handshake okay?
01:44Have you washed them recently?
01:46No, she hasn't.
01:46Maybe later then.
01:51Dads can be difficult.
01:52I'm still in the car, Russell.
01:55Austin. Starts Sunday, June 9.
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