00:00Here we are.
00:01Four political reporters.
00:04Rivals.
00:05Vicious competitors.
00:07Getting entirely out of control.
00:11Why?
00:12Because the state of American politics is the state of our own lives.
00:1826 cities and 14 states in five days.
00:21I am the eyes and ears of my entire generation.
00:24Hi, Thea!
00:25How do you sleep at night?
00:27As secure as a Reagan economy.
00:28Grace, the legend.
00:30I've been on the trail for three decades.
00:32Sadie, my favorite reporter.
00:34Do a piece on me.
00:34My number one rule.
00:35Don't fuck the flack.
00:37I'm going to remain detached, objective, and mostly sober.
00:43To be a journalist is to have a calling.
00:45But it's complicated.
00:46Your network is racist and sexist.
00:48And conservative.
00:49Whereas you have made gotcha journalism your whole brand.
00:52I break stories first.
00:53Don't be mad.
00:54Be better at your job.
00:55Okay, chill.
00:56Print is dead.
00:57Cable is for old people.
00:59I'm married.
01:00On the verge of divorce.
01:02There is no such thing as work-life balance.
01:05We have all been there, trust me.
01:08If anyone ever found out, I could lose my job.
01:12Wait, what?
01:13You have been getting laid this entire time and you're still this tense?
01:18You and your newspaper ruined my life.
01:20These schmucks are dangerous.
01:21Our democracy is dead!
01:23And I play dirty.
01:25Oh my god.
01:29How did you get this number?
01:31This is serious shit.
01:32They need to work together.
01:33Oh, OTR!
01:35You are.
01:35On the record.
01:36No, no, no.
01:36Off the record.
01:38Wake up!
01:39It's only our democracy at stake.
01:42Get out of here!
01:43What?
01:46You're a polar bear.
01:52I'm a what?
01:53You look sweet and cuddly.
01:55But really, you're a fucking killer.
02:00To being stuck on that bus with you crazy bitches.
02:03Yes!
02:04Yeah!
02:04All eyes on me!
02:07Cool.
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