00:01Enforcement notice.
00:03Cease use of any part of the land as a restaurant or a cafe.
00:06What? Ridiculous.
00:07All the effort we put in and we're back on square one.
00:12I've made a big decision.
00:14I'm going to make you farm manager.
00:17Really?
00:18Why don't we make it a competition?
00:20Who can make the most money?
00:22Me, out of unfarmed land.
00:25Or you, out of farmed land.
00:28Um, this farm competition.
00:30God knows his ideas.
00:31Simply apply the vacuum cleaner to the blackberry.
00:35I've got a new thing.
00:37Pigs.
00:38Pigs?
00:39It'd be fun to have little piglets running around.
00:41Oh, Christ.
00:43Where's one of the pigs been sick in my pocket?
00:47Get the briskets, darling. Get the briskets.
00:50Which one for?
00:51Mushrooms.
00:53Why?
00:54Oh, my God.
00:58Hello, goats.
00:59If they start escaping...
01:01Oh, me.
01:03I'm going to win this competition.
01:07Can you feel a piglet?
01:10Oh, look.
01:11One of them is as weak as hell.
01:14Oh, no.
01:20Oh, you knew that was going to happen.
01:22You're just in common with a chainsaw.
01:24If this goes wrong, the only part of Channington that quite likes you, you're going to flood.
01:31There ain't no more.
01:32All the people moving out of London, we've got Cowell, we've got Beckham, Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden.
01:39We could sell hay to their horses, trust me.
01:42This is the wheat price.
01:43It's falling.
01:46I'm £230 up.
01:48You're minus £78,000.
01:50What?
01:51What?
01:51What?
01:55We've got to get rid of all health and safety equipment off the farm.
01:58It's really interesting, people.
02:00Who's that?
02:01It's actually half of Groove Armada.
02:03Who?
02:05Why is he drilling my field?
02:10Holy moly!
02:12Yeah, you can't do that.
02:14Caleb, how are you?
02:16You've got lovely hair.
02:19You can't get up, pardon, boy, I caused an hour with the programme and everything.
02:24Well, I just think, you know, with, well, I don't know, yeah.
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