00:00Hello, Richard.
00:01How is my favourite OAP?
00:03School nativities.
00:05Yeah, we did them at primary school.
00:07I was never, ever anything other than a sheep or a donkey.
00:12I was always like the tree or like shepherd too.
00:15There ain't nothing wrong with being a donkey or a sheep.
00:18It doesn't matter what you play as long as you're in it.
00:20I presume I was costume or lighting.
00:23I'm just standing there with branches coming out of my head.
00:26This is revenge.
00:27I'm obsessed with Christmas.
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