00:01Excuse me.
00:02Yeah?
00:05Hey, nice shoes.
00:07Oh, thanks.
00:09Is he still here?
00:10It's really important that I see him.
00:13Well, he's getting in his car.
00:14I guess if you hurry, you can catch him.
00:18Damn!
00:18How low can you get giving Kris Kringle
00:20a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
00:22What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter bunny?
00:25Sam, hold on!
00:29Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:30Yeah, if you make it quick, Santa's got a little get-together
00:32he's late for. Okay.
00:34I know you're not the real Santa Claus.
00:36What makes you say that? Just out of curiosity.
00:39I'm old enough to know how it works.
00:42Alright.
00:43But I also know that you work for him.
00:46I'd like you to give him a message.
00:48Shoot.
00:49I'm Kevin McAllister, 671 Lincoln Boulevard.
00:53Do you need the phone number?
00:54Nah, that's all right.
00:55Okay, this is extremely important.
00:57Would you please tell him that instead of presents this year,
01:01I just want my family back.
01:03Notorious nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Lenny, and Jeff.
01:08And my aunt and my cousins.
01:10And if he has time, my Uncle Frank.
01:12Okay?
01:15Okay.
01:17See what I can do.
01:18Thanks.
01:19Wait, hold on a second.
01:21My elf took the last of the candy canes home to her boyfriend.
01:24That's okay.
01:25No, no, no.
01:26Don't be silly.
01:26Everybody sees Santa's gotta get something.
01:29Here.
01:30Pull out your little paw there.
01:32There you go.
01:34Don't spoil your dinner.
01:35I won't.
01:37Thanks.
01:49Son of a...
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