00:00In case of an emergency landing in water,
00:03your life jacket is located under your seat
00:05and will inflate automatically.
00:07It has a whistle for you to use for attention
00:09and a light so you can be seen in the dark.
00:12For safety...
00:13What?
00:14I've just never seen anyone leap on those before.
00:16Well, then you're very lucky to be sitting next to me.
00:18Oh, you mean in general?
00:20And in case of an emergency.
00:22Right, because if we crash-land into the pond,
00:24then all five-foot-nothing of you
00:26is gonna pick me up and carry me out a bit.
00:29Well, you know the chances of this plane crashing
00:30are, like, one in five and a half million.
00:33But you're more likely to die on your ride home from the airport.
00:35Can we not talk about dying right now?
00:38Sorry.
00:39It's okay.
00:42Cabin crew, remember takeoff.
01:20What's your favourite colour?
01:24Food?
01:25Animal?
01:29Seriously?
01:30Come on.
01:33Yellow Mexican dogs, you.
01:36Blue, curry and birds.
01:39Birds.
01:40You.
01:41What do you mean, who?
01:42The symbol of freedom?
01:43They shit everywhere.
01:45So do dogs.
01:46Dogs aren't creepy.
01:48Okay, what's your favourite number?
01:51Um...
01:52Two.
01:52You?
01:53I.
01:56It's the imaginary unit.
01:58It's the square root of negative one.
02:02You're such a nerd.
02:03Maybe.
02:04But I think it's working.
02:06What, you being charming?
02:09No, me distracting you.
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