00:00Good evening everyone, and hello New York.
00:02Obviously, I was deeply honored when Bob asked me to debut my stand-up act with you all tonight.
00:07I was so relieved to be invited back, but then I started to question whether his invite for me to
00:12actually do stand-up
00:13was in fact his idea of a joke.
00:17Either way, due to the shockingly low representation of gingers last year, and out of respect for my fellow endangered
00:23species,
00:24here I am reporting for duty.
