00:00It's nearly fall, which means the entire universe will once again be losing its mind for pumpkin spice.
00:11Well, not on aviation. Not on my watch. Let's make a Negroni.
00:17First, take one part each of bitter red liqueur.
00:22And sweet vermouth, pour over ice,
00:25take a pumpkin-spiced cinnamon stick and shove it right up your ass.
00:31Then, we add one part aviation American gin and stir.
00:38And while stirring, we're going to take a moment to ponder why it is that once a year for two
00:44or three months,
00:44we lose our f***ing mind over pumpkin spice.
00:48What the f*** are we doing, people?
00:50I'm not just sending my kids off to school with a f***ing cumin yogurt in their liqueur.
00:57Next, we're going to garnish with an orange peel,
01:00delicious orange fruit,
01:01and enjoy a real drink.
01:03F*** you, pumpkin spice. It's Negroni week.
01:10F***.
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