00:00I've got very noodly arms, you see.
00:01A good old pop of a shimmy.
00:03This lady's so worried.
00:06If I have to dance, then I suppose it probably starts with a bit of sort of a hip wiggle.
00:10Can't do it in heels.
00:11When I dance, I look like one of those inflatable mascots outside a cardi and a ship.
00:16And then sort of feet and hips like that.
00:18Have you got a full length?
00:22Nineties indie.
00:23Like a noodle.
00:23Sound is a pound.
00:24I've got very noodly arms, you see.
00:29That's it.
00:30To go with my age.
00:31For Charleston.
00:33Nicole Ndombolo.
00:35From my country of birth, the DRC Congo.
00:38It's all about the hips.
00:39And you're frosting.
00:41Watch my feet.
00:44Hiya.
00:48I'm not breathing.
00:49Ooh, yeah.
00:51African moonwalk, yeah.
00:54It goes a little something like this.
00:56The shuffle in Shuffle After Buffalo.
01:00I kind of think I can give a twerk a go.
01:03The floss.
01:04Sally Nugent taught me how to do it.
01:06Here goes.
01:09I don't even know if that's an actual twerk, is it?
01:12I'm slipping.
01:13I'm looking for reassurance.
01:15Craig would say, darling, not fabulous.
01:20This is the caterpillar.
01:22This lady's so worried.
01:23When I'm out with the girls, it's called the candor club, yeah?
01:26So you just put the arm up and you're just like, yeah.
01:30So you can use this arm.
01:31This is my go-to arm.
01:33Or you could use this arm.
01:35On the dance floor, it's more David Brent.
01:43Oh, my knees.
01:43My signature move, I call it the worm.
01:45Bobby Brazier calls it the caterpillar.
01:47Oh, my knees.
01:48But he's stolen that.
01:50The robot.
01:51Look at it.
01:52Look at me go.
01:52So I'm going to teach you how to do the early leech lean.
01:55Look at him.
01:58It is just a good old pot of a shimming.
02:01Once you've started, you just can't stop.
02:06It looks like I'm pulling a rope.
02:08Shoot me.
02:09Shoot me.
02:10Boom.
02:10Boom.
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