00:00I know I set this up and everything, but full disclosure...
00:03You came to let me down easy.
00:05Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm... I'm sorry, I'm just...
00:08I'm afraid I'm gonna have to beat you to the punch.
00:11Eddie, you are one of a very long line of nice Mexican boys
00:16that my tia cuca has tried to set me up with for the last year.
00:19Ever since my fiancée called off the wedding.
00:24I'm sorry, that must have not been easy.
00:27It wasn't. I am not even remotely ready to be in a serious relationship,
00:32so I always bring my dates here, and...
00:35Let them down easy.
00:37Yeah, I get that.
00:38Plus, you wouldn't want to break tia's heart.
00:40Or mine, you know. You get that, don't you?
00:44No, I do.
00:47Only one problem, though.
00:48What's that?
00:49My tia's gonna grow me. So's yours.
00:52Yes. Okay, so we gotta get our stories straight.
00:54Yeah.
00:54Okay.
00:55Um, you took me to La Fonda.
00:57Mm-hmm.
00:57I had the milanesa de pollo.
01:00You had the mole poblano.
01:03Mm-hmm.
01:03Um, you paid, held the door for me.
01:06I got a little drunk.
01:07We had a lovely evening, and we talked and talked,
01:10but ultimately we decided that we'd be better off friends.
01:14And my tia knows that I don't like mole, so that's not gonna fly.
01:17Chile verde.
01:18Better.
01:21All right.
01:22You seem like a really nice guy, Eddie.
01:25Hmm?
01:26But rules are rules.
01:30Lo bien?
01:33Lo bien.
01:36Be careful out there.
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