00:00Hi.
00:02Hi.
00:03Are we cool?
00:06I don't know.
00:08You haven't said anything nice about me yet.
00:12Okay.
00:14Shana Shipman.
00:17You are...
00:18a terrible dancer.
00:20And you have seriously questionable taste in music.
00:24And you can't hold your liquor for sh**.
00:30But you're the only one who's always been there for me.
00:39Worst is behind us, okay?
00:43We survived a f**king plane crash.
00:48We're gonna be fine.
00:49I don't belong here.
00:51And I don't know how much longer I can keep doing this.
00:56You taught me how to be like this, you know.
00:57And you make people feel like things are gonna be okay just by showing up and being your dumb, hot,
01:05awesome self.
01:07At least you always did that for me.
01:10We need you, Jackie.
01:13You okay?
01:14Yeah.
01:15I'm just hungry.
01:18Well, here.
01:19Take this.
01:21It's your last piece, I...
01:24You need it more than me.
01:26Here.
01:27Don't worry.
01:29We're gonna get through this together.
01:37I'm not jealous of you, Jackie.
01:40I feel sorry for you.
01:43And I think that deep down, you know it.
01:46I'm sure everyone back home is so f**king sad to be losing their perfect little princess.
01:51But they'll never know how tragic and boring and insecure you really are.
01:56Or how high school was the best your life was ever gonna get.
02:01You...
02:01I can't be around you.
02:03I can't even f**king look at you right now.
02:05Well, that sounds like your problem.
02:08So maybe you should leave.
02:09I don't even know who you are anymore.
02:14So maybe you never did.
02:17You're the best friend I've ever had.
02:20You know that, right?
02:25Yeah.
02:26I know.
