00:01Rob, ever since your fiancé dumped you, your workers lacked heart,
00:05I'm assigning you a piece on someone who can help you.
00:10Celine Dion.
00:12Do you have someone in your life right now?
00:14Didn't work out.
00:15Let's breathe.
00:16All the way down to your testicles.
00:23Your life hits hard.
00:25I am not looking to date right now.
00:27You're like peeking, physically. You don't want to be out there when you're on the decline.
00:31Oh, sorry.
00:32Love takes courage. Open yourself to the universe.
00:36Mira, what are you doing?
00:38I'm just wearing my dead boyfriend's shirt and texting his own number.
00:42I begin every day thinking of you.
00:45Ever since I changed my number, someone's been sending me these texts.
00:50It sounds like a psychotic stalker.
00:52I think they're nice.
00:53You need to pursue this.
00:54It's been two years.
00:55There's nothing wrong with putting yourself back out there again.
00:58Why is every guy shirtless?
01:01Guess who's going to that awful hipster bar tonight?
01:03You go in there to get the D.
01:05You make it sound like I have a vitamin deficiency.
01:07Yeah, you kind of do. You have a vitamin D deficiency.
01:10I just need to put a face to these texts.
01:15Mira.
01:16Hi.
01:16Hi.
01:18Another skinny mark.
01:20I think my date just went to the bathroom to do push-ups.
01:24I think it might be in the room.
01:26I think I might have feelings for someone I've never met.
01:29You don't think it's crazy to fall for someone like this?
01:31Oh, it might be crazy, but love doesn't always follow the rules.
01:35Remember that yellow dress?
01:36I'm wearing it to the opera tonight.
01:40Do I know you?
01:42I'm not sure.
01:45I'm so sorry.
01:50How's it going with the unknown texter?
01:51She's not unknown anymore.
01:58Now you can tell her you've been reading her texts to her dead boyfriend.
02:01But she'll never speak to me again.
02:02Things like this don't just happen.
02:05Love has a plan for each and every one of us.
02:11Hi, this is Celine Dion.
02:13Sure.
02:13And I'm Mariah Carey.
02:15Love comes to those who believe it.
02:18And this is really me.
02:20Ahem.
02:21Oh my gosh, hi.
02:24And it's all coming back to me.
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