00:00Hey, birthday boy.
00:01Gosh, the tension in your shoulders is off the charts.
00:05What's going on?
00:06I took my clothes and some things, and I moved out.
00:09After 17 years, my boyfriend told me he was leaving me.
00:13What? After you?
00:14Yup.
00:14And he kept saying, oh, I'm officially out of the fan club.
00:18Do you have any idea what it's like to be single again for a gay man at my age?
00:22I can see it's really taking its toll.
00:26Are you still gonna be okay to show Christy Street tomorrow?
00:28You know I got you, eh?
00:30Thanks, but work is what's going to keep me sane.
00:33Hello, Michael.
00:34That's Claire Lewis.
00:36She and her husband are getting a divorce.
00:38They're selling everything, including the apartment.
00:42Hey.
00:43God, why are you jumping up at me like that the second I walk in the door?
00:46It's me flashbacks to when I had to raise my children.
00:50I know you're going through a lot right now, but, Michael, you need to embrace it.
00:54Let's get out here and show these boys what you got.
00:56Three vodka sodas, please.
00:58What do you guys want?
00:59I'm blowing up.
01:00Look how many guys in the club are on Grindr right now.
01:03Wait, are you offering me a pity three-way?
01:06Good luck.
01:07And, um, thanks, I guess?
01:11Ugh, man.
01:12Three-loving for the dick of the date.
01:14The great debate of all time.
01:18Oh-ha-ha-ha.
01:20I remember you had that boyfriend.
01:23Oh, I got that.
01:24We're not together anymore.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:28Really?
01:28It's a little angrier in person.
01:32Newsflash.
01:33I love Molly.
01:36I love you guys so much.
01:38You are absolutely a person worth loving.
01:41Yeah!
01:42I think it gets better with age.
01:49You need a dick pic.
01:51You won't get anywhere on this without one.
01:53Can I give you a hand with that?
01:55I'm good.
01:56I'm good.
01:56I'm good.
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