00:00Hi, I'm Jack. This was me in 2013.
00:03A closeted mummy's boy with a newly dead dad and a crap perm.
00:06So when I got into uni, it was a big deal.
00:08Welcome to the best three years of your life, and that's just for your mum.
00:10And that's where I met Danny.
00:12He looks like a take-me-out contestant.
00:14Little bit of bomb here, mate.
00:15I'll keep my light on for him.
00:18And this lot.
00:19So what's your type, Jackie?
00:20Like what? Girls.
00:21I don't really have one.
00:22I'll tell you that sometimes.
00:23Don't steal tampons.
00:25What, you never know who might pop round?
00:26You need to lose your virginity soon.
00:27Lose it with your driving instructor.
00:29Gays can't drive.
00:30We were born to be driven.
00:31No.
00:32Well, that's what I tell my mum on the page.
00:34Brand new series, Big Boys, starts Thursday 26th of May on Channel 4 and all four.
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