00:01What in the 2001 is happening?
00:03There has been a data breach!
00:06Uh-uh, girl. Y'all need to pay y'all fucking bills.
00:09I don't need an introduction.
00:11You already know my name.
00:12Circle! Circle?
00:14We're back, baby!
00:15This is the ultimate game of social media
00:17where players can choose to play themselves
00:18or catfish as someone completely new.
00:21I'm answering the circle as your mom.
00:23I'm just kidding.
00:24And, honey, you already know there's more twists and turns
00:26than ever before.
00:28All the players are gonna fall into my trap
00:30and win me that money.
00:34$150,000?!
00:35Not only am I buying us a house,
00:38we're getting a pool, too.
00:41Clutching my vulva pillow?
00:43I'm just realizing now that I'm gonna have to reply as my mom.
00:46This is my first hashtag thruple.
00:49Oh, God.
00:50I wouldn't want to be in a three-way with anyone else.
00:53Child!
00:54I got two eyes in the back of my head
00:56and I'm watching you bitches.
00:57It's about to go!
01:02Are you secret celebrities?
01:12Oh, my God!
01:28I don't know.
01:28I want to be in a program now.
01:29I want to have fun!
01:30You can see the next thing.
01:30I'm running the next thing.
01:30I'm bringing them up.
01:31I hope this is a program.
01:31And I want to be here.
01:31You
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